#incorrect moon knight quotes

[traveller-of-the-knight]

*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

[juneknight]

Reader, trying to be seductive: is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Jake: it’s a gun.

Reader: …

Jake, sensing he has done wrong: also, I am happy to see you…?

[usaigi]

[sadwetcatmk]

I told myself I wouldn't make any of these, but alas, some made me giggle too much

[youretellingmethisdidnthappen]

Jake, on the phone with Y/N: Turn around

Jake: No, the other way

Jake: Again, the other way

Jake: Okay, one more time

Y/N: OH MY GOD, WHERE ARE YOU?!

Jake: I'm not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me

[l3m0ncyan]

Y/N decides to mess with the Moon Boys (in a way)

Y/N: Yo I found one of your guys baby pictures *holds up a piece of paper*

Marc: *confused* wait how? let me see that

The picture:

Marc: …Y/N, what the fuck is that?

Y/N: it’s you as a baby

Marc: No it’s not-

Steven who just fronted: Oh I remember this! That day was lovely!

Marc from the headspace: Don’t encourage her

[wysteria-clad]

Steven: what is your favourite tea?

Y/n: *makes fuckboy face* it's you, Shaw-tea

Marc: *trying not to laugh* can we break up with her?

Jake: you mean marry her? *grins*

[alastors-radio]

Moon Knight incorrect quotes:

*being chased by a jackal*

Y/N: are you guys seeing this as well??

Marc: Yeah, why

Y/N: I’m off my meds.

[bubuslutty]

Part 2: why are you dressed like that?

a/n: don't pay attention to the dates/numbers, please :) also im so happy to see some of you getting excited over this cuz I'm also very excited!

tag list (pls ask to be added or removed):

@bobastayhigh @weblesstherains @h-leigh

[mxxnknights]

Spoiler warning kinda! 

*Marc & Steven on the boat with Tarawet* 

Marc: Everybody stay calm, we are commandeering this ship! 

Steven: Everybody?? There’s only Tarawet??? 

Marc: I was talking to you too. Now be chill, and follow my lead. 

Steven: *whispering angrily* She is a goddess Marc!! I am not going to hurt her!

Marc: Fine, just tie her up then. 

Steven: NO!!!

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Khonshu: How long does it take to defeat a man with a walking stick and a shitty tattoo...

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Jake: LET ME OUT. 

[hannibals-favourite-meal]

Y/N's relationships with the Moon Knights

Steven: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Y/N without missing a beat: That's great, Steven. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

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Khonshu: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!

Y/N: Okay, can you do the dishes?

Khonshu: NO!

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Y/N: Even Jake and I have been getting closer. The other day, he gave me half of his sandwich.

Jake: I mistook them for a garbage can.

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Y/N, laying on top of Marc: You remind me of the ocean.

Marc: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Y/N: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

Gif from google

[traveller-of-the-knight]

I think I'll start posting these in groups from now on :)

[starks-hero]

Y/N: Okay, truth or dare?

Steven: Truth

Y/N: How many hours have you slept this week?

Steven:

Steven: ...dare

Y/N: Go to bed.

Steven: I don’t like this game.

[sadwetcatmk]

And my favorite

[youretellingmethisdidnthappen]

Jake: Why are Steven and Y/N sitting with their backs to each other?

Marc: They had a fight.

Jake: Then why are they holding hands?

Marc: They get sad when they fight.

[panic-in-the-multiverse]

*Steven, Marc and Jake sitting in jail*

Steven: So who should we call?

Marc: I’d call Konshu, but I feel safer in jail

Jake: I can get us out

Both Steven and Marc: no killing

Jake: I can’t get us out