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blingblong55 · 5 months
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Fortune tell+Fur= luck? -141
Ghost: tell 'em what you got last week
R/N: I got a fortune cookie and it said that in six days time it would be my lucky day
Soap: Which is today...
R/N: Yes, today is my lucky day
Ghost: and what have you just found out, love? Tell 'em, go on
R/N:My hamster died
Soap and Gaz cover their faces with the pillows of the sofa
Price: what a waste of fur
R/N: *sobs*
Ghost: bloody hell Price, I just got them to stop crying!
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imaginesheaven · 1 year
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Incorrect COD Quotes
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You got kidnapped :)
 Enemies make you read their demands in front of a camera:
(Y/N): Hello, my name is (Y/N). I have been kidnapped…
Kidnapper: *points gut at you*
(Y/N): *pushing the man away* Can you stop pointing the gun at me? It’s fucking annoying…
Kidnapper: *kind of confused and scared*
 …
 (Y/N): To ensure my safe return home please pay us one million pounds…
(Y/N): … One million pounds? *glares at the men*
Kidnapper: … ?
(Y/N): Is that it? Is that what you think I’m worth? No, I’m not having that. That’s ridiculous…
(Y/N): *stands up to leave* That’s insulting!
Kidnapper: … What the hell?
 …
 (Y/N): To ensure my safe return home please pay us five hundred million pounds.
Kidnapper: …
(Y/N): That’s bit more like it :) *sips happily water*
Kidnapper: …
 …
 (Y/N): *walking around the hide out* … What a shithole! You guys could really tidy up more here.
Kidnapper: Wait... what?! Where are your handcuffs?
(Y/N): Got them off. They were too loose~
Kidnapper: ???
 …
 (Y/N): So, what made you chose me out of all those soldiers? It’s my attitude, right? Tell me I am right. Oh, I am so right.
Kidnapper: Can’t you shut up for a second?!
(Y/N): *offended* No need to be rude! Just making some small talk!
 …
 Kidnapper: STAY HERE FOR FUCK’S SAKE!
(Y/N): *raising your hands grinning* It’s fine! No need to yell at me. I’ll be good this time~
Kidnapper: *ponders all his decisions in life*
 …
 Kidnapper: We didn’t get the money! You are going to die now!
(Y/N): Gentleman, let’s be civil about this! Let’s make a deal. You surrender and you won’t die. How does that sound?
Kidnapper: … And how do you intend to kill us?
(Y/N): *being innocent* No! No! I can’t kill you :)
Kidnapper: …?
(Y/N): But my team can. Say hi!
TF 141: *barges in and kills everyone*
(Y/N): You should have accepted the deal~
 …
 On the way back to the base…
(Y/N): Took you a lot longer than I have thought to save my ass…
Ghost: What the bloody hell? You needed no one to save you. You could have taken them out hours ago!
Price: *crossing his arms in front of his chest* We waited. Looked like you had fun~
(Y/N): … I did have fun :) *clapping hands*
Soap and Gaz: … O.o
    Bonus
(Y/N): Can we go do Mc Donald’s? I’m really hungry…
Price: There is food at the base.
(Y/N): D:
Soap: D:
Gaz: D:
Ghost: -.-
Price: … Fine, we can go.
 Got some inspiration from TikTok :D
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fictionalmenxyn · 1 year
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mentions: swearing
*Y/n and the boys are playing among us*
Y/n: this is gunna be good.. *gets killed by Ghost* AHH you TWAT!
Ghost: *smirks under mask*
*the rest laugh at Y/n*
Five games later…
Y/n: how can I BE SO SHIT AT A GAME I SAID WE SHOULD PLAY?! AND WHY AM I NEVER IMPOSTER LIKE COME ON!!
*gets angry and throws phone*
Y/n: all of you keep one eye open tonight besides Rudy he’s nice.. and Price
Ghost: why Price? He’s not playing?
Y/n: exactly and because he’s gunna sit in his office and listen to me rant about this
Gaz: *burst out laughing*
Y/n: *death glares him*
(Was watching Sidemen among us and this came to mind 😂)
Y/n: go knock the light off Gaz
Gaz: no you
Y/n: your last in bed so you
Gaz: your room so you
Y/n: your closer!
Gaz: your room!
Y/n: your mean!
Gaz: your dyslexic!
Y/n: *blinks shockingly* I can take it a step further and say something about your incident with a helicopter.. but I choose life so touché
Price: I’m going out so Y/n your in charge
Y/n: Yay! *fist bumps air*
Price: *Looks at Ghost and gives the ‘your in charge’ eyes*
Ghost: *nods*
Gaz: if you snort ibuprofen does it stop my headache?
Y/n: *blinks*
Y/n: that’s something I would t even ask because even I know that’s stupid and I say some stupid things
*Ghost sat casually in the break room*
*Y/n walks in*
Y/n: Ghost
Ghost: Y/n?
Y/n: I have an important question
Ghost: what is it?
Y/n: how did the first person know how to milk a cow? Like how did they find out?
Ghost: … you know what how did they do it? That’s not that bad of a question… you’ve definitely asked worse
Y/n: when I get killed take my phone and through it as far as you can into a lake any lake idc
Gaz: wait what?! What do you mean when?? And also why?!
Y/n: best not to know Gaz.. best not to know
Have a good day/night
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malor-mayes · 1 year
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Yn: *walks up to Soap* "Irish springs."
Soap: "what?"
Yn: "Your name. Isn't that why they call you Soap?"
Soap: "... I- I'm scottish... Not Irish."
Yn: "... Oh. "
*Rest of 141 are laughing their asses off*
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xtrafluffyteddy · 5 months
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Girlscout cookies
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Callsign: Feral
If your a southerner like me you know how special girl scout cookies are
*all the task force sitting at the large table for the briefing for their next mission*
Price: where’s feral?
Ghost: I dunno they were suppose be here
Soap: maybe they got held up with paperwork?
Gaz: probably
Feral: slams open the door eyes full of fury Which one of you no good varmits ate my fuckin Girl Scout cookies already pulling off their belt
Soap: looking down at his feet maybe ghost did it?
Ghost: don’t pin this on me Johnny boy you were the last one in their room
Feral: head snapping demonically towards soap you’ve got five seconds Johnny before I come over there and tan your behind with this belt
Price: sighs knowing his meeting isn’t gonna get finished
Soap: already out the door
Feral: chasing after him full speed
Ghost: snickering since he actually ate them
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anonymousqualities · 4 months
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Gaz holding out his phone: "Soap read this out loud for me
Soap: some scottish people cannea say "purple burgugalear....
Soap:
Gaz: *trying not to smile*
Soap: *clearing his throat* some scottish people cannea say purple burgu-galeaeer a-alearm...
Gaz: *trying not to laugh*
Soap: *takes off his headset thinking it'll help him talk better* "purple burgu-burgulear
Price:
Ghost:
Soap: *having an existential crisis* "purple buuur-guu-laar alarm"
Gaz: *wheezing*
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fuckin-brits · 10 months
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Ghost, angrily presses Soap against a wall: WHERE’S THE MONEY?!
Soap: …
Soap: Are we about to kiss-
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mankillercalledbunny · 10 months
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Inspired by every "141 group chat" headcanon
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Y/N: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun Y/N: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side* Ghost, sweating: PRICE
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v1x3n · 11 days
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neoarchipelago · 2 months
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On mission
Y/N: *taking out a knife* every room can become a panic room if you give just a fucking minute...
Soap: I'm scared LT... LT?
Ghost: I'm horny.
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blingblong55 · 5 months
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Sugar -141
141, talking about where in the uk they are from
Soap: and you R/N? What part are you from?
R/N: Oxfordshire
Ghost: need a sugar baby? Asking for Johnny
Gaz: Need two sugar babies? Asking for myself
Price: Add a third, I know Ghost wants to be one
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imaginesheaven · 1 year
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Disclaimer: My Spanish is very bad so please bear with me *haha*
(Y/N): Hola!
Alejandro: Hola!
Rudy: Hola!
(Y/N): Come estas?
Rudy: Bien, gracias. Y tu?
(Y/N): Muy bien, gracias!
Alejandro: Estás listo? (Are you ready?)
(Y/N): … *panics* … Si?
Ghost: …
Alejandro: *confused*
Rudy: Me entiendes? (Can you understand me?)
(Y/N): … *panics even more* Si?
Alejandro: Todo bien? (Is everything okay?)
Ghost: … *stares at you*
(Y/N): … *sweats profoundly* … mhm…
Alejandro: …
Rudy: …
Ghost: …
(Y/N): … No hablo español… (I don’t speak Spanish)
*deafening silence*
Rudy: You could have just said that. We speak English.
Alejandro: *laughs*
(Y/N): *tearing up* I’M SORRY! I GOT SCARED!
Ghost: *pats your shoulder*
Soap: *snickering*
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fictionalmenxyn · 1 year
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Incorrect Quotes
Y/n: Hey can I tell you a joke?
Ghost: go on..
Y/n: what’s a dj’s favourite sauce?
Ghost: What is it?
Y/n: *giggles* mera nera (Marinara)
Ghost: *proud of Y/n*
*Soap and Gaz casually watching Tv*
*Y/n walking through the hallway while watching TikTok’s*
Y/n: *with headphones on* I’m gunna kill my mom.. I’m gunna kill my dad
Soap: what I’m god name..
Y/n: I’m gunna my grandma
Soap: what is she up to??
Gaz: it’s a TikTok sound don’t worry
Soap: a what?
Gaz: it’s a sound thing.. uh just don’t worry it’s fake
Soap: *drops eyebrow raise* right..
Soap&Gaz: …
Soap: I’m old right
Gaz: *quickly responds* yeah
Y/n: two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cuz they aren’t gay
Soap: Ghost is my boyfriend??
Ghost:.. you forgot didn’t you?
Y/n: pff noo.. maybe.. ok yeah fine just for a second..
Soap: *laughs*
(Saw something like this off of Pinterest I didn’t copy them I did change it so it was different I just used this vine and also thought it had fitted well for these three)
Y/n: *whispers* ok Alejandro we need to place these *suggests hand grenades* with the rope so it will set it off when he opens his door
Alejandro: *whispers back* sound like a plan amiga (friend)
*Y/n and Alejandro grab a piece of rope and a grenade each*
*hears door open*
Graves: uhh what are you doing
Y/n: *hides rope and grenade* nothing that may concern you, Graves
Graves: *raises eyebrow*
*hears some saucy TikTok edit sound*
Y/n: what you watching in there Graves??
Alejandro: sounds a bit odd if you ask me
Y/n: agreed
Graves: uh.. uh nothing leave me alone
Y/n: your on my sus radar
Graves: WHAT WHY
Y/n: Run!
*Y/n and Alejandro runs off most likely to Ghost or Price for protection*
Y/n: I have a question..
Ghost: Go on..
Y/n: if an animal were to speak what one would be the most scary?
Soap: a chihuahua
Ghost: what?
Soap: how you ever been with one they are vicious little things
Ghost: I would’ve said a goblin shark
Y/n: well at least one of us gave a decent answer..
Soap: THEY ARE VICIOUS OK?! *gets flashbacks from getting chased by one*
Gaz: hey Price do you know updog?
Price: updog?
Y/n: yeah do you know updog?
Price: what’s updog?
Gaz: nothing much? You?
Gaz&Y/n: *bursts out laughing*
Price: *confused* kids today..
Y/n: Gaz let’s fight!
Gaz: why? Is there a reason?
Y/n: idk? What’s your favourite animal?
Gaz: uhh probably a chameleon?
Y/n: fuck chameleons!
Gaz: WATCH IT YOU!
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Hi! I will be double posting today as I may or may not post tomorrow as it will be my birthday! I have had some requests which I’m currently working on. Still feel free to request anything you would like to see or anything that comes to mind. Have a good day/night! :D
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witchthewriter · 2 months
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Gaz: Soap and Y/N are missing, can you find them?
Simon: What, do you think I have them microchipped or something?
Price: Well, do you?
Simon:
Simon: Yeah, hang on.
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incorrectcodquotes · 14 days
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Soap : I think Price mixed up our lunches. Look.
[holds up a post-it note that says "I'm proud of you and I love you so much."]
Gaz : Oh, that explains this.
[holds up a post-it note that says "Please be good. For the love of God, be good."]
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