#incorrect quotes mw2

[pendragon-writes]

Pink

M!Reader, walking into the building with a pink hoodie:

Gaz: Oh, my, god

Soap: M!Readers wearing pink! M!Readers wearing pink!

Gaz: Are we sure it's not a white hoodie that was bloodied from one of the rookies?

Rudy: Maybe it wasn't him, does he have a twin brother?

Farah: If M!Reader had a twin brother he would have eaten him in the womb

Graves: Wait hold it

Graves: How come none of you teased him about it?

Soap: It's M!Reader, he's scary

Graves: You guys are unbelievable

Graves: I once wore gloves with a splash of purple

Graves: You guys called me 'Mr Grapes' for weeks

The rest of the people laughing:

Farah: Mr Grapes, I forgot about Mr. Grapes

Graves: If I wore a pink shirt you'd tear me to shreds

Gaz: Well, yeah, but you'd look like a 'My Little Pony' with a gun

Rudy: Let me guess, your theatre club is putting on Grease, and you're playing the pink lady

Them laughing again:

Gaz: Good one!

M!Reader: What are you guys laughing at?

Soap: If Graves was wearing a pink shirt

M!Reader: I get it. That's hilarious

Graves: What's happening?!

Graves: M!Reader is the one wearing pink!

M!Reader, giving a death glare: And?

Graves: It's gorgeous, wish I could pull it off

M!Reader: Dream on, Strawberry Shortcake

Soap: Yeah nice try Mr. Grapes!

[fuckin-brits]

Ghost, angrily presses Soap against a wall: WHERE’S THE MONEY?!

Soap: …

Soap: Are we about to kiss-

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Y/N: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun Y/N: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side* Ghost, sweating: PRICE

[v1x3n]

[crestapex]

Price: What kind of girl do you prefer?

Ghost: My wife.

Price: Now what kind of girl do you prefer?

Soap: Ghost’s wife.

[witchthewriter]

Gaz: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Soap: Weak. I sleep with a gun.

Y/N: You’re both pathetic

Soap: What do YOU sleep with?

Y/N: Simon.

[neoarchipelago]

On mission

Y/N: *taking out a knife* every room can become a panic room if you give just a fucking minute...

Soap: I'm scared LT... LT?

Ghost: I'm horny.

[blingblong55]

therapy, maybe? -Simon Riley

R/N: we're dating, of course I'll ask to wear your clothes

Ghost: we're dating, of course I installed tracking apps in your phone so I can see where you are at all times because I'm afraid my enemies are going to kidnap you

R/N: are you being serious?

Ghost:....no it's for the video *camera cuts*

R/N: we're dating, of course I love when you get sick so I can baby you

Ghost: we're dating, of course I gave you that necklace that has a tracker in case you realise you have tracker on your phone and the necklace also has a camera and its not because I don't trust you but because my family was killed and now I fear you're next

R/N: Simon- *camera cuts*

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Exfil thoughts with Soap MacTavish and Ghost Riley.

Soap: “You'll never find the body” is such a boring threat. A better threat would be “You'll never stop finding the body”.

Ghost: “They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months and you'll still be alive for three of them.”

Soap: Now, that's a threat!

Price: ...

Price: I'm proud but concerned.

[incorrectcodquotes]

Soap : I think Price mixed up our lunches. Look.

[holds up a post-it note that says "I'm proud of you and I love you so much."]

Gaz : Oh, that explains this.

[holds up a post-it note that says "Please be good. For the love of God, be good."]

[princessdimondheart]

Y/N: Simon?

Ghost: Yes, love?

Y/N: Can you come here for a second?

Ghost: yeah *goes to where Y/N is standing*

Y/N: sit on the couch *nudges him*

Ghost: *sits, confused* what is it?

Y/N: *places hands behind his neck and pulls his head closer* just come here

Y/N: *proceeds to shove Simon’s face into her well endowed bosom.*

Ghost: ?? Ghost: *muffled* ummm, ‘hat’s the poin’ of thiss luv?

Y/N: ssssshhhhhhh

Ghost: hah?? *tries to pull away*

Y/N: *shoves his face deeper into her boobs*

Y/N: sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh

Ghost: ….. *mentally: okaayyy* *gives up and relaxes*

Ghost: *tightens his arms around Y/N* *cuddles his face further in her breasts*

Ghost: *slides his hands down* *squeezes her ass with both hands* mmmmhh

Masterlist

[pendragon-writes]

Looks

Alejandro: I’m not gay

Alejandro: But damn you’re good looking bro…

M!Reader: You don’t have to be gay to appreciate a man’s beauty

Alejandro: Nah bro, I’d fuck you

M!Reader, flustered: Okay never mind

[fuckin-brits]

Ghost: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.

Soap: Pffft, getting rid of the rust, idiot.

Ghost: THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

Gaz: Hmm…I’ve been drinking soda and my body’s rust free…not sure where you’re getting your facts from….

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Y/N: Come on, I want to show you something Y/N: *turns and walks away* Ghost: Nice Y/N: That's not it but thank you

[v1x3n]

[tanked-up]

NOT GHOST SHUSHING SOAP-

Bickering like an old couple