#incorrect rdr 2 quotes

[nevsclowntown]

not sure who’s worse john for being john or arthur for clarifying instead of helping

incorrect quote!

[putanaperdonna]

PART 4: Things the Van Der Linde gang members would tweet: ✨Main characters edition✨

[mydearhosea]

Tilly: Arthur! I made you a friendship bracelet.

Arthur: Oh, you know I ain't into that sort of thing, miss Jackson.

Tilly: Well, I can go give it to someone else-

Arthur, practically snatching it from her: No, I'm wearing it forever.

[notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder]

Arthur, in afterlife: JOHN FRANCIS MARSTON. John: That's not my middle name- Arthur: YOU HAD ONE JOB STAY ALIVE DON'T GO FOR REVENGE HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING John: I TRIED MY BEST OKAY Arthur: WELL YOU DIDN'T TRY HARD ENOUGH Hosea: Boys! It's too late! alright let's just- Jack Marston appears after dying in a gun fight Arthur: FOR FUCK'S SAKE

[lambda-serpentis]

Hosea: Ah, you'll fall in love again some time soon.

Arthur: I can't even FALL ASLEEP!!

[tiredcowboyy]

Javier Escuella said ‘save a horse, ride a cowboy’ at some point in his life I just know it.

[neurovamp]

arthur morgan / dog poetry

+bonus john

[evercornelias]

arthur: you want some horchata? javier made some.

john: you’re telling me a whore made this chata?

[donnas-dollface]

Dutch: Alright Y/N, look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Miss O'Shea 😡

Y/N, staring lovingly at Molly from across the camp: i don’t have feelings for Molly.

Dutch, about to blow a fuse: your eyes are nowhere near mine.

[a-f00ls-bl0g]

RDR 1&2 characters on twitter/X

[greytabbydreams]

Random Slightly Unhinged Headcanons for Arthur Morgan: 🦌 (mainly modern AU)

Has low self esteem, so he constantly talks down about himself. But the people in his life that are close to him (Charles Smith) write encouraging messages to him on the mirror with sticky notes.

Really loves looking up at the clouds and stars. He probably draws pictures of what he thinks he sees in the clouds or constellations.

Doesn’t own a smart phone, and doesn’t want one.

Likes to pick up hobbies that take a lot of effort to learn and understand. But he always eventually gets it, which makes him a sorta jack of all trades. Some hobbies could include playing the piano, ceramics, and cooking.

Afraid of the government, lives in a remote cabin in the woods.

Thinks geology is really neat. Picks up rocks when he goes on walks/hikes so that he can identify them later.

Sings loudly whenever he thinks he’s by himself. He especially likes to sing when he’s in the shower, or in the car. Favorite songs to sing along include: Uptown Girl (Billy Joel), Southern Nights (Glen Campbell), and Brandy (Looking Glass).

Has a secret sweet tooth, probably orders apple pie à la mode when given the opportunity.

Has body dysmorphia, so in turn addicted to going to the gym an almost excessive amount.

Gets really excited about holidays. He wears ugly Christmas sweaters the week leading up to Christmas.

Loves Bath and Body Works, goes there for any type of sale.

Takes hot long baths after a long day.

Punched someone in the face during Black Friday for a new TV.

Cuts his worn out jeans into shorts

Loves grilling, owns one of those Green Eggs plus all the special equipment.

[ethvn-torchio]

Dutch: Christmas is cancelled.

John: You can't cancel a holiday.

Dutch: Keep it up, John, and you'll lose New Years too.

John: What does that mean?

Dutch: Arthur, take New Years away from John.

[putanaperdonna]

PART 3: things that RDR2 characters would probably tweet!!

[mydearhosea]

Stranger: *Says something mean*

John, whispering to Arthur: ...Was that supposed to be an insult?

Arthur: Yes

John: Oh okay

John: HEY!

[notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder]

Dutch: Okay plan G. Arthur: Don't you mean plan B? Dutch: No, plan B was a long time ago, and I skipped plan C because of technical difficulties John: What about plan D? Dutch: Plan D was Hosea and Arthur's desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago Charles: And plan E? Dutch: I'm hoping not to use plan E. Micah dies in it. Arthur: I like plan E.

[chrispyevcns]

arthur: we’re playing scrabble, it’s a nightmare.

hosea: scrabble? scrabble’s great.

arthur: not when you’re playing with lenny it’s not. he puts words like “ephemeral” and i put “log”.