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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 1 year
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James: *seductively* I bet you’d like to see me naked
Regulus: *takes James’s glasses* I bet you’d like to see
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daddiesdrarryy · 7 days
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Pandora: How have you been, Reg?
Regulus: Well, I’m under stress, I’m under pressure!
Regulus: The only thing I’m NOT under is James Potter
Regulus: Which is a bloody shame honestly
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linnea-bowiesversion · 11 months
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Remus: would you rather stab Sirius or-
Regulus: stab Sirius.
Remus: but I didn’t even say the other option
Regulus: I know, but I would still stab Sirius.
Remus:
Sirius: not gonna lie, I’m feeling a bit unsafe in this house. Does anyone else feel the same way?
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Sirius : Your smile? I live for that
Remus: Your happiness? I live for that
Regulus: A room? Fucking get one
James: Hotel? Trivago
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manehead · 2 months
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James: *shy* Are you uncomfortable?
Regulus: *shy* No, I’m fine. Are you?
James: *slightly blushing* I’m not.
Regulus: *also blushing* that’s good
Sirius:
Sirius: I am uncomfortable
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inmy70schaos · 1 year
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A random Gryffindor when Reg says something mean: James, keep your boyfriend in check. He has no self control!
Regulus: if I didn’t have any self control, I would have killed my parents and shaved my brothers head.
Regulus, with further pause: Do you think everyone just stays safe around me naturally?
Regulus, running a hand through his hair: it takes a lot of work to be this sane
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kairospy · 4 months
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Someone to James: that’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever said.
Regulus: you must ignore him a lot then
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canyonmoony13 · 1 year
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James: Sweetheart, i think you should go sleep. It’s getting late.
Regulus: I can’t go to sleep. Not when i have to win this stupid challenge.
James, curious: What is it about?
Regulus: I have to complete 45 levels of sudoku by christmas.
James: Do you have to?
Regulus: Yes, because every time i start a new game it says that at least 70% of the people can complete it. It’s stupid, it should just say that everyone can do it.
James: Hmm… but not everyone can do it, though.
Regulus: It’s almost everyone, and i have to do better or else i’ll be stupid.
James: You think people who can’t do a sudoku are stupid?
Regulus: Yes.
James: I can’t complete a sudoku.
Regulus: Just go to sleep, James.
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moonyscardigan13 · 2 years
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Regulus, emerging from the darkness after a week of hibernation: Don’t trust your government, kids.
Pandora:
Evan:
Barty:
James, blinking: Okay then.
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doorlene · 10 months
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regulus, trying to be helpful: maybe if you just put pen to paper?
pandora: i tried that. i thought, "i'll just sit down and write whatever comes. no judgment, no inner critic". merlin, was that a bad idea.
regulus: really? why?
pandora: because my brain is a wild jungle full of scary gibberish: "i'm writing a letter i can't write a letter why can't i write a letter i'm wearing a green dress i wish i was wearing my blue dress my blue dress is with the house elves the aurors wore grey you wore blue 'casablanca' 'casablanca' is such a good movie 'casablanca' the ministry dumbledore why don't i ride a broom i should ride a broom i should really take my bicycle to school bicycle unicycle unitard hockey puck rattlesnake monkey monkey underpants".
regulus:
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cheeryknots · 10 months
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Regulus, angry that James ruffled his hair: Oh, I’m gonna take you down for that.
Dorcas: Dude, you’re like an ant next to him.
Regulus: Well then this ant’s about to get in his pants.
Regulus:
James:
Dorcas: ..what?
Regulus: *mortified silence*
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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 2 years
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James: I will torture you now
Regulus: Kinky
James: You’re the brightest star in the sky
Regulus: What?
James: I think you are beautiful and lovely
Regulus, backing away: W-wait, no-
James: Your feelings are valid and you deserve to be loved
Regulus: I NEED A SAFE-WORD
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daddiesdrarryy · 2 months
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James: What are we?
Regulus: I’m literally pining you underneath me with my wand against your neck right now, Potter
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ashsbo7103 · 4 months
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I think Regulus is so "From Dining Table" by Harry Styles, talking about Sirius after he run away, and cant be with him. just read the lyrics and tell me that I'm wrong.
We haven't spoke since you went away
Comfortable silence is so overrated
Why won't you ever be the first one to break?
Even my phone misses your call, by the way... Why won't you ever say what you want to say?
Even my phone misses your call, by the way
Maybe one day you'll call me and tell me that you're sorry too
Maybe one day you'll call me and tell me that you're sorry too
Maybe one day you'll call me and tell me that you're sorry too
But you, you never do
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Regulus: How would you describe snow if I had never seen it before
James: smells like water
Regulus:
Regulus: It's like I'm there
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manehead · 2 months
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Poetry
Sirius: Remus wrote me a poem
James: Oh, what a nice—
Sirius: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day
Sirius: No, a summer’s day is not a bitch
Regulus: Funny, I wrote something similar to James
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