#incorrect ren and stimpy

[incorrect90snicktoonquotes]

Mr. Horse: You're weird! Ren: Says you! And several psychiatric professionals, but that's beside the point.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: Sean, I looked death right in the eye. And it smelled like cheap cigars and stinky fish.

[beckettumartanner]

ELEANOR: Britt, I looked death right in the eye. And it smelled like cheap cigars and stinky fish.

[dannygonz08]

Incorrect Quote #8: Breaking Away

Note: Inspired by @chaoticdumbassrogue 's Of The Fountain and @anotheroceanid 's Athenide AU. Incorrect Quote loosely based on the Full House episode Breaking Away.

PERSE: (Sniffles) Oh, honey, look at this. Two little orange shirts with two little cabin necklaces… that they’ll wear as they walk out of our lives. Apollo, they’re not ready for this. They’re just little boys!

APOLLO: Oh, honey, they’re not boys, they’re men. They’re our men. They’re strong, they’re tough. Boys, show Mom your muscles.

DIONYSUS: (Flexes dramatically) Behold! The mighty son of wine and chaos!

ASCLEPIUS: (Holds up a first-aid kit) Does this count?

PERSE: I know Camp Half-Blood is important for them, but I’m not ready to let go!

APOLLO: The point is, I’ll take the boys to camp… you go check on your Dad, and everything will be fine, okay? I’ll be strong for the both of us.

PERSE: (Wiping away tears) Okay, honey. You’re a rock.

APOLLO: (Hands them their backpacks) Alright, Ren and Stimpy, here are your camp supplies. Go on, say goodbye to Mom.

DIONYSUS: Bye-bye, Mom!

PERSE: Bye-bye, Dion.

ASCLEPIUS: See you later, alligator!

PERSE: (Crying) In a while, crocodile…

[shoechoe]

(second image is what commenter is referring to)

this comment is so bizarre to me, this isn't even remotely what happens in ren and stimpy adult party cartoon. this is like, what you would say half-remembering clips you watched of Ren Seeks Help 2 years ago

that realistic female chihuahua design shares practically nothing in common with ren's mom in APC besides the fact that they're chihuahuas and have the John K Woman body type

also in that episode it's pretty obvious that the source of ren being like that is largely from his dad not his mom...

i want to be annoyed at the fact that this obviously wrong comment has so many likes and no one in the comments is questioning it, but that would require people to have actually watched the adult party cartoon to tell it's incorrect. might be a good thing actually

[porcelainpocketfighter]

the Flight Rising NPCs as Jerma quotes

Tomo: So, you figure anything out in there? 'Nah he's clean, it's back to the drawing board.' Well, that's- uh- that's great. I don't know how to draw, so you're gonna have to do it for me.

Scribbles: [writing on parchment] Absolutly destoryed on red wine, sory guys

Crim: I need that claw. I need that tail. I NEED THAT TOOTH.

Pinkerton: Yeah, I got glasses but I don't really need 'em. I'm just gonna put 'em up there just in case I need to read something… like your number.

Swipp: We're gonna go over these (Funko Pops) one by one and we're gonna talk about if dragons would want them or not, okay? Let's be honest. Chun-Li? [nods] Ding, okay. Ding ding ding. Sure, fine. Ren & Stimpy? [incorrect buzzer noise] No. Half of the people at the Trading Post don't even know what that show is.

Pipp: I will try my hardest to eat one small- a 4x4 piece of plywood.

Tripp: My father is selling this item for one treasure. I mean, let's be real here: at what point do you just burn it?

Roundsey: People just come up to me and give me money, apparently because I remember what they look like.

Baldwin: Like, when you buy yogurt, you know, you can put it in the fridge for a long time. It's preserved! There's organisms that keep that shit alive. It's- I mean the- you could- there's bio… chemical… in there. [pats cauldron] There's biochemical in there.

Galore: You know what fuckin' dragons are supposed to be doing? We're supposed to be fucking picking up a wheelbarrow full of like, treasures and just, like, slowly walking with it and then delivering those treasures to the community… we're not supposed to be like, GIGGITYGIGGITYGIGGITYGIGGITY.

Fiona: [to her roc, Prudence] Okay, wait. Lie down, roll over, claw. Oh, she's so fucking smart! Only my girl!

Arlo: What happened to the dinosaurs, anyway? Did they get extinct? I mean, did they— did they get extinct?

Avery: I can smell you making fun of me. Stop or I'll cry. Stop or I'll cry! STOP OR I'LL CRY!

Glass & Gloss: [singing] One, two, threeeeeee-aaaaaah-ooooooooh. One, two, threeeeeee-aaaaaah-ooooooooh. Hey, do that one again. Eeeeeeeeeeee-

Sage: When in doubt, radish it out.

Arvelle: What's my favorite flavor of gunpowder? Uh, blue raspberry.

Higgins: I feel like I'm the demon in this house. Like, there's a family of seven that lives here, and I don't even see them. I died here like 25 years ago, and I'm just in the house. Opening up the fridge, they hear weird noises from the basement at fuckin' 7 or 8 o' clock.

Marva: This is performance art! You guys don't understand, this is- this is a living painting that you're seeing. Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, they're all dead. I REMAIN, you understand? I REMAIN as a performance artist!

Joxar: I'm not Team Wind, and I'm not Team- uh- Lucas, or whatever it is. I'm Team Merchandise. I'm the guy who- I see what's going on here, and I start designing t-shirts for the eleven flights and make a trillion gems.

Patches: Hey guys. You want me to get drunk on Pirate Week and play with the ship's cannons?

Susie: Bitch I'm going uwu mode?

[renpimpiblog]

Hiiii, what? You didn't expect me to come back so soon eh? Teehee teeheeheeeeeeeOk LETS START WITH THE NEXT ONE

CHACHACHA tkktktktktkt CHACHACHA I like the song of the title card

In the Army eh?, I have a love for this one (and other ones of season 2) since it's one of the first episodes I ever saw of R&S, so I'll try to not give any "favoritisms" to this one and a couple others.

This episode is about Ren and Stimpy joining the army because....I dunno, because they can, or because they got called in to it, Ren being a stupid and lazy jerk and Stimpy being a respectful and obedient soldier, hilarity ensues, and I think I already said that on one of these ""reviews"" whoops

It's pretty simple and funny, it's not like a AMAZING episode, but the simple setting, beautiful drawings and really """cozy""" (to name it in a particular way without sounding like a nnnnnerrrd) color palette makes this episode a pretty sweet watch (I even would go as far to say that this episode one of the best looking episodes of season 2, or even the entire series, it's just so GOOD MAN, UGH ITS AMAZING ITS ok you get my point) , Ren going insane by how strict the military is a nice touch to make a all around nice episode, me like it very mucho.

So this episode receives a 7.5/10, like I said, it's not a AMAZING episode or anything, but it's pretty enjoyable as is, I recommend it either way

Remember that you're welcome to comment on these things, say your opinion on this episode, do you like it? Do you dislike it? Do you find this (or other) review incorrect compared to your own personal opinion?? WELL SAY IT , COMMENT IT HERE, PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU

[lilfunnyquotes]

Camilo: I TOOOOLD YOU I’D SHOOT

Mirabel: BUT YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME

Camilo: WHYYY DIDN’T YOU BELIEVE ME

Pepa: *thundering* WHAT IS GOING ON

Camilo and Mirabel: HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY-

Dolores: *covering her ears* MAKE IT STOP!

[ariellamar]

Incorrect Quote, God's blessings

Ren: you know? Praying is like giving god a blowjob waiting for him to cum and fill you with his blessings Stimpy: I just asked if you wanted oatmeal

[smh0217]

Ironwood, shaking with rage and angrily screaming into his scroll: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T AGREE WITH ME?!? DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU’RE DEALING WITH?!?

*Ironwood slams his fist down onto a button on his desk that blows up half of Atlas*

Ironwood, eye twitching: *breaks out into crazed hysterical laughter*

[incorrect90snicktoonquotes]

I am not really a hater so much as a disliker. Occasionally the fires of hate burn within me but mostly I just encounter things and go, "Hm, no sir, I don't like that."

Mr. Horse

[weirdkev27]

Glomgold: There is it! St Canard Mayor's Mansion! Now we just have to-Wait. Something's not right. There should be guard dogs all over the place. Martian, go check if you see any dogs on the premises!

Gibbous: Yes Sir! *looks through some binoculars and looks all over the front yard. Doesn't see anything except some lawn flamingos* Nope! No dogs, Sir!

Glomgold: HA! So much for being safe, eh Owlson! *runs onto the front lawn of the Mayor's mansion laughing manically. This wakes up the lawn flamingos who proceed to attack Glomgold.*

Gibbous:*watches as Glomgold screams while being torn apart* There's no guard dogs. But there's some guard flamingos.

[so-how-bout-them-monsters]

Noggin: Hey Bro. I have an idea.

T-Rox: Am I going to have to kill you?

Noggin: Probably!

[incorrectmacgyvercbsquotes]

Jack: Hey Matty! Guess what?

Matty: Let's see... am I going to have to kill you?

Jack: ...Maybe.

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

Seiji: I'm finding you.

Ryu: I'm hiding in the closet... like an idiot.

[incorrect-htf-quotes]

Flaky: I gotta be careful. Sudden, instant death lurks around every corner! Germs, bacteria, buses, pink chickens, ex-girlfriends!