#incorrect rwby quotes

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the 10 image limit is homophobic

anway more rwby jokes

Part 1

[team-iceflower]

Yang: Rubes I got Weiss' scroll! Let's prank call the head of the sdc

Ruby: you sure that's a good idea?

Yang: of course! it's right here under "daddy"

*Yang dials the number and Ruby's ringtone begins blaring*

Ruby: *blushing and mumbling* must be a coincidence...

Yang: Excuse me while I go drink bleach.

[incorrectrwbyladybugquotes]

Ruby: I have cat-like reflexes.

Nora: Prove it.

Ruby: *Points at Blake*

Ruby: I like that cat.

[leokatto]

Incorrect rwby quote requested by @dark-chocolate-fudge-sweetracer

Sorry for the wait because school is kicking my ass rn but it's gonna be fine, I hope lol (my uploads gonna be a bit slow because of this)

Also I feel like this was not in the right time to post this because of the news that rooster teeth is shutting down but I still want to post something a bit funny/positive 🥹

[hadesisqueer]

RWBY as Tweets (I'm bored)

[juanarc-thethird]

It was worth it

Jaune: *Naked with his "long sword" ready for action* Weiss, are you sure? It's just that... um... I'm a little big and I'm still learning to measure my strength for… delicate things.

Weiss: *Horny as fuck!* Let's do it!😍

8 hours later At the hospital

Weiss: *In full body cast*

Penny: Well Weiss, you have broken multiple bones and you have serious damage to your pelvis. Most likely, it will take several months for you to recover. Still… Was it worth it?

Weiss: Every second~💕

[iamafanofcartoons]

The full compilation of GayMaraMada VoiceOver RWBY Tweets! Original twitter account was gone, so no source link. #GreenlightRWBYVolume10

[smh0217]

Jaune: What are you doing?

Yang, “stuck” in a dryer: Help me. I'm stuck.

Jaune: What do you mean you're stuck?Are you stupid?

Yang, pulling herself out of the dryer: Are YOU stupid???

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Salem: How many of you freaks do I have to fight?

Tai: Oh I'm the only one that matters. You messed with my daughters. So now, I'm going to fuck you!

Everyone:...

Qrow: Well this just got interesting.

Yang: It's "fuck you up," dad.

Tai: Wait, what did I say?

[willsonlmt]

Pyrrha fumming and explaing why shes mad at some girl that ruined a moment she was having with jaune.

Pyrrha: Ren, how do i get revenge on this girl?

Ren: The best form of revenge is letting go of your anger and finding happiness elsewhere.

Pyrrha: ...

Pyrrha: Nora, what's the best way to get revenge on this girl?

Nora: Depends on whether you want them alive or not by the end.

[tupayapsina]

Vacuo's citizen: Wow, Ruby Rose! It's such an honor to meet you!

Ruby: It is?

Vacuo's citizen: I'm a huge fan!

Ruby: You are?

Vacuo's citizen: I have a poster of you on my wall!

Ruby: You do?

Yang: They sell posters?

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I did a silly

Part 2

[team-iceflower]

Weiss: Let's say this was my real grave. What would you write? "Here lies Weiss Schnee."

Ruby: The girl who saved my life.

Weiss: *holding back tears* Ruby... you have no idea how much I want that to be true.

[jayz4dayz]

Blake: Statistics show that one in four people are gay.

Ruby: That means one of us is gay.

Yang: I really hope it's Blake.

Weiss: We're ALL gay, you morons!

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Door swings open to Yang and Ruby smiling awkwardly in the threshold. Ruby is standing in front of Yang in a desperate attempt to hide the lump in Yang's patrol jacket with her cape.

Yang: We're home! We're just gonna quick run upstairs and-

Blake: Yang Xiao Long, what is in your jacket?

Yang: .......Nothing.

Weiss: Ruby Rose, what is in Yang's jacket?

Ruby: *breaks under scrutiny* We've been had! Abort the mission!

Yang: Ruby, how could you?!

Blake: *unzips Yang's jacket and freezes upon seeing a little baby wrapped in a dirty blanket* Yang...why is there a baby in your jacket?

Yang: Okay, so it's like this, right? Ruby and I are on patrol. We're chatting, keeping an eye out for Grimm, and all of a sudden, we hear something crying in one of the sand dunes nearby. We go check it out, and there's a covered wicker basket half buried in the sand. We dig it up, and this little nugget was inside-

Blake: *half listening as she watches the baby squirm its head free from the blanket, revealing sand blonde hair and tiger ears. Baby's eyes open and look up at Blake with amber-orange eyes*

Baby: *coos at Blake with a smile*

Blake: 💘❤️‍🔥

Yang: -and I couldn't just leave the poor thing! There was no one around, and Oz and Theodore said it would be okay if- ..... Uh....Blake, are you okay?

Blake: Ours.

Yang: Wait. What?

Blake: *takes gurgling baby from the jacket, snuggling it into her arms and giving Yang a kiss* Ours, but now mine.

Yang: *watches Blake take the baby to the bathroom to get cleaned up* WHAT just happened?

Weiss: I think you guys just adopted a baby.

[hadesisqueer]

RWBY as Tweets