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#incorrect sanders sides quotes
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Janus normally: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps the underprivileged poor and isn't fair. You shouldn't have to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Janus, playing monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
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Patton: it’s April First!
Logan: no it isn’t
Patton: oh, I thought it was
Logan: April Fools
Logan: did I do that right?
Virgil: that was perfect, Lo
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Virgil: People who celebrate holidays based on numbers are annoying, pass it on.
Logan: Fuck you and happy Pi day everyone.
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Logan: There's no way he likes me back. Roman: Remus would throw himself in front of a moving car for you. Logan: Remus would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.
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stifledcreativity · 10 days
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Remus, lying in a hospital bed: What happened?
Logan, holding a book: This should explain everything.
Remus: “A Farewell to Arms” *GASP* I fell in love with a nurse during World War I?!?
Logan: No, no, just the title, it’s-
Logan: There’s no way you’ve read that.
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ilovesanderssides · 6 months
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Virgil: "Being a man in love with another man isn't always romantic or soft or tender. Sometimes it's pushing your boyfriend's face away, yelling because you have viral bronchitis and he keeps trying to kiss you anyway because he's a himbo with no sense of self-preservation." Virgil: "Update: Roman has bronchitis. You'll never guess how."
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vivalaplxto · 1 year
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roseianxiety · 11 months
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Roman: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Virgil: Uhhhhh, sure...?
Roman: Thou art hot as fuck.
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Roman: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Virgil: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Logan: Janus tripped and fell in the water fountain.
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poolsofabyss · 5 months
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Janus: Please don't do anything stupid. Remus: Okay. Remus: Wait, tonight or ever?
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shsl-fander · 3 months
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Roman: I'm into polyarmory
Logan: You mean polyamory, right?
Roman, holding multiple swords: what?
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Janus: Stupidity should be outlawed.
Virgil: Oh? What would happen to the twins?
Logan, fed up with their shit: Life sentence.
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i-am-bitterly-jittery · 6 months
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Roman *answering the phone*: hello?
Kidnapper: we have your brother
Roman: you don’t have /him/, /he/ has /you/
Roman: buh-bye now *hangs up*
Janus: what was that about?
Roman: Remus made some new friends
Janus *shaking his head*: god rest their souls
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*Roman and Remus are arguing*
Roman: I hope your sock falls off into your shoe!
Remus: I hope both sides of your pillow are warm!
Roman: I hope you get a itch on your back that you can’t reach!
Remus: *gasp*
Remus: I HOPE YOU STEP IN A WET SPOT AFTER PUTTING CLEAN SOCKS ON!
Roman: I HOPE YOUR PHONE STOPS CHARGING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!
Remus: I HOPE THERE’S NO MILK WHEN YOU GO TO MAKE CEREAL!
Logan, to Janus: Should we do something?
Janus: Not yet. These are getting creative and I want to hear more.
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Remus: Hey, you wanna bang? Virgil: Remus: I meant hang. Virgil: Remus: Actually, no, I didn’t.
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instantromannoodles · 16 days
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