Wylan: Can I ask you a favor?
Jesper: I would literally die for you, but continue.
Wylan: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.
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“lights camera bitch smile” is such a crows coded lyric.
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Matthias, with a light under his chin: many years ago a demon cursed this place
[two years earlier]
Kaz: fuck this house
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You can love a character & still admit when they’re wrong. I love Kaz Brekker but I acknowledge his flaws (none, he’s perfect) and I can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) an call him out on his actions (which are always right).
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Pekka Rollins: That was ages ago, how can you still be upset about that!?
Kaz “I buried your son” Brekker: Well, why don’t you call me in 8 years and tell me if you’re still upset about this
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kaz in his chapters: im so good at planning. pekka rollins makes me so angy. oh lookie inej. i quite like inej
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Kaz: You’ve been on plently of heists with us, fought plenty of people twice your size but you scream like a little girl when you see a maggot?
Y/N: It was not just a maggot. A hand burst out of the ground and grabbed my ankle. And maggots crawled out of it and tried to burrow into me. You would scream like a little girl too if that happened to you.
Kaz: They didn’t try to burrow into you. They were just crawling. It’s what maggots do. They crawl.
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Wylan: That's ridiculous, Jesper doesn't have a crush on me.
Inej: Yes he does.
Kaz: Yes he does.
Jesper: Yes I do.
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Nina: so, how would you describe your type? “Little bit crazy but deadly”? “Traumatised in their childhood”?
Jesper: once again, Nina, I don’t have a type. All the people I am attracted to are very different.
Kaz, in the background: …and we will destroy them, brick by brick….
Wylan, talking to Kaz: or we can blow them up, it will be more efficient
Jesper: ok, just forget that I just said
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Matthias: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Kaz: I'm aware of that.
Matthias: But then you and I had some time together.
Kaz: Uh-huh?
Matthias: It did not get better.
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