#incorrect six of crows quotes

[thesuntomyshadows]

Kaz: I’m not mad, this is just-

Y/N: His neutral face looks pissed but it doesn’t mean he’s mad.

Y/N: Except when he is mad, which is most of the time.

[amphorographia]

Jesper: If a beautiful man or woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Wylan: Well, maybe you should have principles.

Jesper: You're right, maybe I should.

[octobers-veryown]

You can love a character & still admit when they’re wrong. I love Kaz Brekker but I acknowledge his flaws (none, he’s perfect) and I can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) an call him out on his actions (which are always right).

[drieddpetals]

jesper and wylan: *standing under mistletoe*

jesper: "hey wylan" *points up*

wylan: *looks up* "omg mistletoe! did you know mistletoe is actually a parasite? they grow in big bunches up in trees and slowly suck all the nutrients out of their hosts :)"

jesper: "how romantic"

[filmyocean]

Kaz: Here's my dossier on Pekka Rollin's moves and strategies to beat him

Inej: Why are some of the pages written in crayon?

Kaz: I started compiling when I was a kid

[hoovii]

[remuslupinenthusiast]

The Crows as Things My Friends Have Said:

Kaz: Am I your dad? No.

Wylan: Do you wanna be?

Wylan: If you don’t come I’m gonna murder you

Jesper to Nina: That’s not the first time he’s said that to me

Kaz every time he has a plan: Y’all wanna get dressed up and go downtown where they shoot us?

Inej: I am like an Olympic level snitcher

Matthias: You’re so annoying! Speak English

Nina: Woah! Just cause I’m bilingual

Jesper: Ok guys let me lay out my life goals for you. The first is to have loads and loads of money

Wylan talking about his dad: He’s going to Barbados in January

Kaz: Well I hope he can afford it after I take all his money

Nina: We’ll teach you how to be a witch just don’t tell your parents

Jesper: This is like prison

Matthias: It’s even worse when you speak

Van Eck: Our bank account got hacked like 2 weeks ago. We don’t have any money

Kaz: I hacked a bank account like 2 weeks ago! Crazy how it lines up like that

[lunarthecorvus]

The crows as conversations from my grishaverse discord server

Nina: I could fuck a cake rn

NO A BURGER

BOTH

Wylan: NINA

Nina: Yes, darling?

Wylan: THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU DON'T SAY OUT LOUD

Nina: FINE I'LL KEEP IT INSIDE

Jesper: [replying to I could fuck a cake rn] relatable

Wylan: [replying to relatable] LOVE

Jesper: [replying to LOVE] WHY LIE

(All I will say it that I was one of the people, and I was sleep deprived... it may have been the same time as my dangerous flower post... I'm not sure. You could guess as to who I was)

[thecrxwclub]

Inej: I know we don’t always see eye-to-eye on things, but I really think this time I’m—

Kaz: That’s because you’re too short to do so.

Inej:

Inej: I take it back, listen here you motherfucker—

[theenchantress36]

Nina treating Inej's wound

Nina: You know, Inej, my mother once taught me to kiss a wound so it will heal faster ^-^

Matthias overhears

Matthias:

Matthias: Kaz.

Matthias: I want you to punch me in the face. As hard as you can.

Kaz: Say no more, bitch.

[thesuntomyshadows]

Y/N: Can I stab him?

Kaz: Not in public.

[amphorographia]

Jesper: Hey Kaz, would you stab Inej in the leg for 10 million kruge?

Inej: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Kaz: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Inej: Good thinking.

[jeansyvesmoreau]

Kaz: Inej, Inej, do the thing

Inej: *laughs*

Kaz: oh my god

[drieddpetals]

kaz: "i really don't get why people are so afraid of snakes? what's there to be afraid of?"

inej: "i mean, they're pretty freaky. they can swallow entire mice hole."

kaz: *throws hands up* "so could i if i tried hard enough"

[filmyocean]

Nina: Are you trying to get me to like you? Kaz: Pfft. No Nina: Good, 'cause it's not working. You weird, hair-gelled CPR dummy Kaz: Kaz: It's pomade!

[hoovii]