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the-black-bulls · 19 days
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Nacht, upon being suspected for a bad guy: I promise I'm not a criminal mastermind.
Zora: He's telling the truth, a criminal mastermind would have worn a mask.
Everyone:
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just-an-enby-lemon · 2 years
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Alex: I think we should team up as our family's gay disasters.
Lena: I don't think this would be very accurate.
Alex: I know Kara is a likely contender but she is just a general disaster that happens to be gay on the other hand my disaster levels are totally related to my sexuality.
Lena: I suppose. I'm still not the gay disaster of my family though.
Alex: Please tell me you are not still on denial.
Lena: No, no. I'm gay. But so it's Lex and his obcessive homoeroticism with Superman is like half of his problems. I'm sorry, I'm not the Luthor's gay disaster, if anything, I'm my family's gay success story.
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smallcloisville · 4 months
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*Clark's picks up his ringing phone*
Clark: Who's this?
Kidnapper: We have kidnapped Lois Lane and we want you to contact Superm-
Clark: Oh no! You got it all wrong, you guys don't have her. She have you guys. Bye now.
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fandomnerd9602 · 6 months
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Please being the son of Tom Welling!Clark Kent and the new Superman obviously his dad gave up his powers for a normal life with his family and he’s the only one who has powers unlike his two sisters
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Clark puts a hand on Y/N’s shoulder…
Clark: you’ve been given a gift Y/N, one that I left behind for your mother.
Y/N: I-I don’t know if I can be-
Clark: you’ll be great. People of Earth can be great. They wish to be. They just need a light to show the way.
He traces the symbol…
Clark: you carry all of us with you. I believe in you, my son.
Y/N simply nods before shooting off into the sky, flying high…
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the-great-knight-gay · 11 months
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Percy: Spinning around on a squeaky chair I'm sorry is this bothering you?
Annabeth: The chair or you in it?
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magewritesstories · 1 year
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nerds in cinema
producers: oh yeah, these guys are total losers, no one likes them, they're the school outcasts. the men in question:
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like ???
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drarreckyninja · 2 years
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Chloe: Who do we know that has handcuffs? Clark: Well Lex and I- Lex: *elbows Clark* Clark: ...wouldn't know.
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i-am-trans-gwender · 2 months
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It's too late Superman. I'm double bald and therefore twice as powerful!
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kent-farm · 1 year
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—The moment when everyone discovered that Charlie Baker from Cheaper By the Dozen 2 what actually Clark Kent from Smallville without his ‘special abilities’
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tang0w0tek · 2 years
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me, biking to my town library while it’s raining: brodyquest music in my head intensifies
me, biking home with a bunch of lgbtq+ rep books, smallville season 2 and the first season of endeavour to watch with my dad while in the middle of a (light) hailstorm: THIS IS FINE /ref /neg
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the-black-bulls · 3 months
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Asta: I hate it when you do that.
Yuno: Do what?
Asta: Just shut me out. It's like one minute, we're even; the next, you're ahead. You're not outgrowing me as a rival, are you, Yuno?
Yuno: Asta, I could never outgrow you.
Yuno: Other than vertically.
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745voiceofthepeople · 8 months
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Been thinking and writing (drafts) about the Kryptonian Azula Au/endgame Azutara that @waterfire1848 and I were briefly discussing.
I feel that the following (incorrect) quote perfectly encapsulates the planned story idea that I have. Before Azula’s (planned) redemption arc in the story anyway. Let me know if anyone has any opinions!
Admittedly, I got this idea from watching Smallville while scrolling through the ATLA/Azula/Azutara corner of tumblr.
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Scene: Aang and Katara were fighting Azula and Zuko in the crystal catacombs beneath the Earth Kingdom palace.
Aang tried to persuade Azula to surrender. Wanting to resolve Azula’s usurpation of the Earth Kingdom as peacefully as he could attempt to. While Katara was torn between wanting to drown Azula in a tidal wave, and wanting to wipe that insufferable smirk off her face. Though Katara would deny to her dying breath that her preferred method would be to kiss it off.
Aang: The fight is over Azula, even now King Keui is being freed from imprisonment. Your coup is at an end.
Azula: What a fool you are… I’m a god! How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape, no recall or intervention can work in this place. Come, lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy.
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whiskeyswriting · 2 years
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Always The Second Choice Masterlist
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{ For link to this series playlist click here. }
Prologue
Chapter 1: ... Ready For It?
The Daily Planet: Internal Memo
Chapter 2: Last Resort
Chapter 3: Locked Out of Heaven
Chapter 4: Madhouse
Chapter 5: Little Girl Gone
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
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Incorrect Quotes: 1 | 2
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Series 🏷️ List: @askmarinaandothers @dragon-kazansky @bayisdying @cycbaby
A/N: This series will be a combination of multiple DC universes: Golden/Silver/Bronze era comics, DCEU, Arrowverse, Smallville, etc.
A/N2: Let me know if you wish to be added to the taglist.
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sasanka-27 · 1 year
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Anyways I finished the spn rewatch yesterday it was wow yea im devastated to rewatch it whole first time all eps soo me at 2am sobbing i wanted to jump on ao3 after but couldnt focus on anything so i watched ofmd instead and i dont know what ill do tonight i want to start over because overall i had really god time but also take a break have some wips to work on and stuff. Im also currently on smallville rewatch but went slowly since spn was my main focus so im excited about Jensen and many guest stars that show has i loved it as kid.
So planned wips: little spn comics inspired by incorrect quotes or my fav comedy shows, some studies doodles, some ideas i wrote down and etc. (Few days ago thought aboutlil comic idea of tfw discussing how Cas got Dean out of hell so that will be fun to draw hehe)
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fictionaltrvlr · 2 years
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hello and such!<33
Hi! I go by Cass, I'm 23. I'm just posting the silly stuff that makes me happy!
~ My fanfics blog: fictionaltrvlr-fics
~ My The 39 Clues blog: catsandcahills
~ My Doctor Who blog: tales-from-the-tardis
Currently very into and/or posting a lot about:
Hunger Games / TBOSAS
Sherlock and Co
Agents of Shield
Star Wars
My other fandom interests are Marvel in general, X-Men, Spider-Man, Community, Bears in Trees, Taylor Swift, One Piece, Smallville, White Collar, Anne With an E, Little Women, and Lunar Chronicles. And more of course 😅
My edits/content:
photos/wallpapers | art | gifs | videos | incorrect quotes
Want to buy some of my art? Here’s my Redbubble! 🫶
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chelleztjs18 · 2 years
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Hello you mrs. honey nut cheerio lefty eyebag who likes to eat pineapple on their pizza 😅
No no, my first one follows you. So you'll see my first account on your list of followers 🤔 but I post the incorrect quotes on the second one. I hope mine are funny.
This one blog with incorrect quotes, I see them post and use sources from like other shows or movies. I want to do some of mine like that. So maybe you will see mine pop up one day 😁
I think I haven't drank anything when it's new years eve. My friend and I would always plan something but then we change our minds and just do something else hahaha
Hahahahaha you slept during a movie??? Were you at the theater? Cause that would be a waste of money 😂 I'm the same way with Jurassic Park! I didn't mind the movies, but I just don't get the hype about dinosaurs. I haven't even watched the new ones with Chris Pratt. My best friend loves it though, but I am glad she didn't invite me to watch them.
You're such a goose. You even said 3 movies...then you listed 4! What am I gonna do with you.
But I love Rachel Weisz in The Mummy. She really was cute that time. And Iron Man 2 with Natasha..oof the scene when she enters the boxing ring 🥵
For my list, I am just going to give you the American shows/movies because there's a lot of filipino shows/movies that I would list but I don't remember their titles. I can remember the scenes but that's it 😅
1. Smallville - the scene when Lana Lang was all bad and was talking to Clark at the school pool area..
2. The Notebook - i love Rachel McAdams. She was so cute and her voice was so soft
3. Honey
Alright, 3 animated movies that you love.
-CuriousGeorge
Hi hi hi curious corn-punn!
Sorry for the late reply. How r u? How was ur last day of 2022? Also happy new year! I hope u had a good time. 😊🥳
Ah i see. So ur second tumblr wont show up on my folower's list? Im really curious now.. so far u have been funny n make me laugh since i talk with u. So im sure ur incorrect quotes will be funny.
What u doin now? R u hanging out with friends?
Haha im surprisef that u never get drunk on new years eve? Do u like to drink? Or u r not a fan of it?
Yes,unfortunately i watched that mocking bird hunger games at the theater. It was actually a waste of money either i fell asleep or not.😅
About the jurassic park movies, i dont mind about the dinosaurs. It was pretty cool cgi n robot stuff. The real reason i dont like the chris pratt's latest jurassic park and the one before it is the story wise.. the one before the latest one, i think it has stupid n bad ending. I meant the little girl push the button to let out the dinos out to human's world just because of sentimental feelings type of crap n risk people's lives all over the world.
Aaand the latest one, kinda show the aftermath of the stupid decission but i think doesnt really show the solutions of it, dinosaurs still roaming around n human r forced to co-inhabitate the earth. N the trailer kinda misleading as if the aftermath n might be resolved but in the movie they r more focus about something else, which are mutated giant freaking grasshoper. Ugh it's so horrible...i even got upset after the movie done n felt like my almost 3hours of life was wasted. 😅 sorry if i sound upset. I wasnt,i was just tellimg u how i felt that time 🤣
Haha yeah, i told u im generous n kind.lol. giving is one of my love language.😅
What r u gonna do with me? Just keep talking with me n dont stop if one day u already let me know who u r. 😊
Oh yeah rachel weisz in that movie looks so much better than the first mummy movie.. i was dissapointed that they didnt pick her in the third movie. She looks so bad ass on the mummy returns. N that accent, oh gosh.. i love accents..it's my weakness..women with accent r hot.🥵
N yeeess natasha in the boxing ring was so bad ass n hot even though i dont really like the black widow's hair on that one though but she still look god damn hot.😅
To be honest i dont know all of the movies that u gave me on this list 😆
But i saw that u like rachel mc adam too, so i bet u have watched Disobedience movie with rachel weisz and r. Mcadams?
Oh gosh another question with hard to pick answer.😅
1. Brave
2. Sing 2
3. All minions movies..😆
I would give u more than 3 but i'm tipsy so i cant really remember the movies right now 😅
Next question?
Cheerio! (Not the cereal one(
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