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Wylan, refusing to eat a meal Van Eck gave him: It’s probably poisoned
Van Eck: Ughhh, sweetheart, I try to poison you one time, and now it’s all you go on about
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Person about Kaz: Your partner is quite... intense isn't he?
Y/N: Oh don't mind him, he's just a little overprotective is all.
Person: ...A little?
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grishaverse-said · 1 day
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Nina: Let’s not Jesper this into a worse situation than it already is. Jesper: Did you just use my name as a verb?
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Jesper: How do Kaz and Nikolai usually get out of these messes? Zoya: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
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cherries-and-knives · 3 months
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Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*
Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.
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multi-fandom-mouse-rat · 11 months
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Nina: You know, Jesper gives Wylan flowers all the time, I wish you’d do that too.
Mathias: Okay.
-later-
Mathias: -Gives Wylan flowers-
Wylan: ?? Thank? You??
Mathias: I am just as confused as you are.
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five-of-cr · 1 month
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wylan textpost pt. 3
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drieddpetals · 3 months
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jesper and wylan: *standing under mistletoe*
jesper: "hey wylan" *points up*
wylan: *looks up* "omg mistletoe! did you know mistletoe is actually a parasite? they grow in big bunches up in trees and slowly suck all the nutrients out of their hosts :)"
jesper: "how romantic"
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thecrxwclub · 1 year
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social media crows pt3 : merry christmas from their chaotic household to yours!!
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applecidersstuff · 5 months
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Do you ever think about how powerful Aditi was?
Like she taught Jesper how to shoot, but while he uses his powers unconsciously for it, she probably taught herself how to do it! She knew exactly what she was doing and knew how to do it.
And you know she literally went like this:
Aditi*to 5yo Jesper*: Jesper, do you know what this is?
Jesper*holding a gun and shining with excitement*: That’s a gun!
Aditi: Great! Now you have too shoot that bird over there.
Jesper: but I’ve never shoot anything before!
Aditi: Just follow your instincts and your soul. And then the world will tell you how to do it
Im pretty sure at some point Colm would be telling Jesper the story of how he and Aditi met and it would go like this:
Colm: so one day I was walking in the fields and I heard a bullet struck at the scarecrow right next to me. I fell on the ground trying to save myself from whoever it was, and then your mother appeared out of nowhere and started screaming at me that she could’ve shot me and how stupid I was for just walking like that in the fields. And that was the moment I fell in love.
Jesper: awww
Colm: and many years later she told me that she was actually aiming at me.
Jesper: aww- WAIT SHE WHAT?!
Wylan is laughing hysterically in the back. Kaz is trying not to laugh, but fails miserably.
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Nina Zenik: What's with the new hat? Kaz Brekker: It's nothing. Jesper Fahey: It's the loudest nothing I ever saw. Nina Zenik: Kaz, you just can't mosey in here with a brand-new hat and act like you're not wearing a brand-new hat. Kaz Brekker: I'm trying something new, okay? Calm yourselves. Matthias Helvar: He's right, let's not go down this path. It's ugly… Like that hat. Kaz Brekker: I got this from Inej! Matthias Helvar: And where did Inej get it? The canal? Wylan van Eck (entering the room): Nice hat, Kaz. Did you just finish rummaging through my father's closet? Kaz Brekker: You're all sheep. You may want to take a long, hard look in the mirror. Jesper Fahey: Better us than you. You look like a park ranger from a cartoon. Kaz Brekker: Inej, do you think the hat looks bad? Inej Ghafa: Oh, uh, me? Um, I… I wouldn't say it was bad. Like, I think it's just different, like something you would wear in Indiana… Jones and the Temple of Bad Hats.
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Pekka Rollins: That was ages ago, how can you still be upset about that!?
Kaz “I buried your son” Brekker: Well, why don’t you call me in 8 years and tell me if you’re still upset about this
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thesuntomyshadows · 2 days
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Matthias: *Holding the door open for Y/N* After you.
Y/N: No, after you.
Matthias: I insist, after you.
Kaz: *Pushing past both of them* After me.
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grishaverse-said · 2 months
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Kaz: You’re the love of my life, I would do anything for you.
Inej: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Kaz: Absolutely not.
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Matthias: When I first met you, I did not like you. Kaz: I'm aware of that. Matthias: But then you and I had some time together. Kaz: Uh-huh? Matthias: It did not get better.
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nat-ter · 1 year
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kaz: fuck AND marry inej. i'll kill everyone else
jesper, exasperated: for the last time that's not how the game works
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