#incorrect star rail quotes

[galladaily]

Sunday: We all have our demons.

Sunday, grabbing Gallagher: This one’s mine.

[galacticrainestorm]

Sampo, messaging Serval: “Hey beautiful what’s up”

Gepard, currently on Serval’s account for whatever reason: “This is her brother, she’s busy right now, also she wants nothing to do with you, please go away.”

Sampo: “…”

Sampo: “Hey handsome what’s up”

[pwurrz]

*after meeting welt and himeko*

mr tail: “ugh. i can’t believe you have your first caring parental figures.”

huohuo: “w-what do you mean?”

mr tail: “well your biological parents certainly don’t count!”

huohuo: “no, i mean.. they can’t be my first parental figures! i’ve known you for much longer!”

mr tail: “…”

mr tail: “……..”

huohuo: “a-are you crying!?”

mr tail: “no!! shut up!!”

[incorrecthsrchats]

New friend aquired!

Side note: Amanda had good intentions dw

[written-in-the-stars3]

where are my aventurine and acheron gay besties truthers at?

source: https://hsrchat.vercel.app

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 5 - I Finally Finished the 2.2 Main Quest Edition

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 6]

[harmonysanreads]

Reader : Do you want to take a shower with me?

Aventurine : I have a gun beside my nightstand and I want you to shoot me with it if I ever say no to that because know that I've gone crazy.

[incorrectstarrailquotes]

Black Swan: My girl can wear whatever she wants because I am scared of her.

Stelle: My girl can wear whatever she wants because I can fight.

Himeko: My girl can wear whatever she wants because she a hoe and I knew that before we got married.

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Sampo: My man can wear whatever he wants because I am scared of his sister.

Caelus: My man can wear whatever he wants because I can fight.

Dr. Ratio: My man can wear whatever he wants because he's a hoe and I knew that before we got married.

[ratioaven]

take these sillies

[sh1-n0bu]

incorrect hsr quotes #2

[name], visibly exhausted, downing more shots than usual: so eventually, i’m like, being nice doesn’t work. being nice gets me stalkers

dan heng, sitting in the nearest table, watching [name]: i kinda feel called out

[name], continuing on: being mean gets me crazy men who are attracted to crazy person

blade, sitting in the same table as dan heng, nodding proudly: yep. i asked them to crush my skull in the other day

[name]: and so, i’m just gonna ignore y’all now

dan heng and blade: sulks after hearing that

jing yuan, who’s been at the same table as dan heng and blade, with a smug grin: aww but pookie🥺

[name], done with their shit: and they liKE THAT TOO! LEAVE ME ALONE❗️❗️

kafka, [name]’s gossip bestie: aww but pookie, you’re living the life

[stxrquotes]

yunli text posts ft. yanqing

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[galladaily]

Gallagher, talking to Sunday: With all due respect, which is none…

[meebochii]

Jiaoqiu: Just so you know: If you go to prison, I won’t wait for you.

Moze: You won't have to, I'll escape. We both know this.

[mermaidfanficlibrary]

Boothill: *Looking around the area for his hat that he lost.* Hey has anyone seen my hat?

Y/n: *Walks up to Boothill, wearing his hat* Look! I'm Boothill! Howdy howdy howdy. Fudger!

Boothill: *Laughing sarcastically* Very funny. C'mere!

Y/n: *Laughing as Boothill chases them, trying to get back his hat.*

[incorrecthsrchats]

Flutter Flutter hoe

[danhoneyyysblog]

Stelle: That shirt looks great, (Y/N).


(Y/N): Thanks.


Stelle: But I bet it would look even better on Dan Heng’s floor.


Dan Heng: Are you hitting on (Y/N)... for me?