Nancy : Why is Dustin crying?
Steve : I am having Max be mean to him.
Nancy: What?? Why??
Steve: He got a D in Spanish and then cheated.
Nancy : Well, you can't use Max for that, discipline your child yourself.
Robin : Nance, max got straight A's , she needs to be rewarded too.
Eddie : it's a win-win.
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If all goes well, your future husband.
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Eddie and Steve's first fight as a couple was completely ridiculous. Robin walked into the kitchen, exasperated, to break them up. The fight that is, not their relationship.
Eddie: *turning to Robin* Look, if cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win?
Robin: You've been yelling at each other for 40 minutes about this? . . . Do the astronauts have weapons?
Steve: No.
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Steve: *Waiting in Eddie’s room to surprise him*
*Eddie comes in* Well hello there sweetheart, you’re looking good, I missed you
Steve: Aw thanks I missed you t—
Eddie:
Steve:
Incorrect Steddie 11/?
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Steve : hey, nancy did you meet my emotional support gay best friend?
Eddie : I am your boyfriend, steve
Steve : I was talking about Robin , you fucking idiot
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