#incorrect stranger things quotes

[straight4joekeery]

Eddie: I am an expert at identifying birds.

Robin: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Eddie: Yeah, they're all birds.

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Nancy: Are you drunk?

Steve : Only on the spirit of Christmas!

Eddie: And the spirit of whisky.

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Eddie: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?

Steve : I-

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Jonathan , pointing to the wall: What color is this?

Eddie: Gray.

Robin: Grey.

Jonathan , turning to Argyle: Now tell them what color you think it is.

Argyle: Dark white.

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Nancy: Eddie! This soup is flaccid!

Eddie: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

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Steve : Eddie kissed me!

Nancy : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Steve : It was unbelievable!

Nancy : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Robin: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Nance, get the wine and unplug the phone. Steve, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Steve : Oh, it ended very well.

Nancy : Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Robin: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Steve : Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Robin: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hands on your back?

Steve : First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.

Nancy and Robin: Ohhh.

*meanwhile*

Eddie eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.

Argyle: Tongue?

Eddie: Yeah.

Jonathan: Cool.

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* The Squad’s™️ reactions to being called straight*

Jonathan : The fuck, no I'm not.

Robin: Excuse the hell out of you?

Argyle: Ding dong, you are wrong!

Eddie: Who told you that? And why did they lie?

Steve : Rude.

Nancy: *punches the person*

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*The squad's™️ reaction to being told they're the chosen one*

Eddie: I will not let you down.

Argyle: Sounds fun.

Robin: K.

Nancy: No, I'm fucking not.

Jonathan : Do I have to be?

Steve : Please god, I am so tired.

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Argyle: That shirt looks great, Robin.

Robin: Thanks.

Argyle: But I bet it would look even better on Nancy's floor.

Nancy: Are you hitting on Robin... for me?

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Steve : I asked Eddie out.

Robin: Oh, I’m sorry.

Steve : Why?

Robin: Well, I assume he said no.

Steve : No, he said yes.

Robin: Really? Then I’m sorry for him.

[joseph-munson]

Eddie, throwing his head into Steve's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Steve, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

[harringroveera]

ST characters + text posts:

[johnhughesdidntdirectmylife]

Steve and Eddie 😭

[dancinginthesapphicmoonlight]

Chrissy: How is the most beautiful person in the world?

Vickie: *blushing* I—

Nancy, butting into the conversation: Robin is perfect, thanks for asking.

[adelicioustragedy]

Murray looking at Eddie and Steve while they shamelessly flirt: Jesus Christ another one

[steddielations]

Incorrect Steddie 8/?

[fandsart]

[Steddie textpost]

[princessdave]

Steve, a superstitious jock who just realized he’s only won fights in his Scoops uniform: I’m telling you Robin, it’s science

Robin: how are slutty sailor uniforms going to help us beat Vecna?

Steve: what were you wearing when you cracked the Russian code?

Robin: oh shit

Kas!Eddie: *immediately passes out when he sees season 3 babygirl Steve come into the upside down*

[radical-munson]

Dustin: ARE YOU-

Eddie: Fucking.

Dustin: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Eddie: Fucking.

Dustin: IDIOT!

Robin: …What was that?

Eddie: Steve banned Dustin from swearing, so I’m helping him out.

[xstevex-world]

Steve: Myself and Robin are best friends.

Robin: Platonic soulmates, if you will.

Steve: We share everything.

Robin: Food-

Steve: Clothes-

Robin: Music taste-

Steve: taste in women-

Robin: gender-

Steve: a single brain cell-

Robin: the only thing we don’t share is an interest in men.

Steve: *holding Eddie’s hand* damn my bisexuality for ruining something so perfect.

[steddiealltheway]

Jonathan: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Robin and Nancy's convo?

Argyle: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Eddie: I'm in the washing machine.

Steve: I'm in the closet.

Argyle: We accept you Steve. <3

Steve: No I'm literally in the closet.

Argyle: Love is love. <3

[steddiesucker]

Eddie, kissing Steve: Hey sweetheart.

Steve, kissing back: What’s up, babe.

Jonathan: Did we miss something?

Robin: Oh, no no, they’re just playing a game, no biggie.

Argyle: What game?

Robin: It’s called gay chicken. The point of the game is for two guys to pretend to be gay together for as long as possible, and whoever chickens out first loses.

Jonathan: And how long has it been since they are, uh… pretending?

Robin: Three weeks.

Argyle:

Jonathan:

Nancy, leaning over: They’re pretty stubborn.

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Read the awesome fic by @unclewaynemunson on AO3: The gayest chicken in Hawkins

[dancinginthesapphicmoonlight]

Nancy: Everyone synchronise your watches.

Vickie: I don't know how to do that.

Chrissy: I don't wear a watch.

Robin: Time is a construct.

[lil-stark]

steve, driving: why do people tailgate

eddie: road rage is not the answer

steve: i will literally stop the car

steve, at the rearview: oh they wanna play games, I'M FUCKING HAPPY TO PLAY GAMES

eddie: NOT WHEN I'M IN THE PASSENGER

[hersheyalmond]

Dustin, to Steve: Happy Father's Day Steve *genuinely smiles*

Steve, with glassy eyes: ...W-what?

*The kids bringing in a cake*

The kids, in unison: Happy Father's day Steve!

*Steve starts sobbing*

Dustin, hugging Steve: You deserve it