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straight4joekeery · 2 days
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Eddie: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Robin: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Eddie: Yeah, they're all birds.
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Nancy: Are you drunk?
Steve : Only on the spirit of Christmas!
Eddie: And the spirit of whisky.
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Eddie: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?
Steve : I-
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Jonathan , pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Eddie: Gray.
Robin: Grey.
Jonathan , turning to Argyle: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Argyle: Dark white.
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Nancy: Eddie! This soup is flaccid!
Eddie: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!
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Steve : Eddie kissed me!
Nancy : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Steve : It was unbelievable!
Nancy : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Robin: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Nance, get the wine and unplug the phone. Steve, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Steve : Oh, it ended very well.
Nancy : Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Robin: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Steve : Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Robin: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or was his hands on your back?
Steve : First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Nancy and Robin: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Eddie eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Argyle: Tongue?
Eddie: Yeah.
Jonathan: Cool.
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* The Squad’s™️ reactions to being called straight*
Jonathan : The fuck, no I'm not.
Robin: Excuse the hell out of you?
Argyle: Ding dong, you are wrong!
Eddie: Who told you that? And why did they lie?
Steve : Rude.
Nancy: *punches the person*
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*The squad's™️ reaction to being told they're the chosen one*
Eddie: I will not let you down.
Argyle: Sounds fun.
Robin: K.
Nancy: No, I'm fucking not.
Jonathan : Do I have to be?
Steve : Please god, I am so tired.
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Argyle: That shirt looks great, Robin.
Robin: Thanks.
Argyle: But I bet it would look even better on Nancy's floor.
Nancy: Are you hitting on Robin... for me?
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Steve : I asked Eddie out.
Robin: Oh, I’m sorry.
Steve : Why?
Robin: Well, I assume he said no.
Steve : No, he said yes.
Robin: Really? Then I’m sorry for him.
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joseph-munson · 2 days
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Eddie, throwing his head into Steve's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Steve, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
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harringroveera · 2 days
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Steve and Eddie 😭
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Chrissy: How is the most beautiful person in the world?
Vickie: *blushing* I—
Nancy, butting into the conversation: Robin is perfect, thanks for asking.
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adelicioustragedy · 6 months
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Murray looking at Eddie and Steve while they shamelessly flirt: Jesus Christ another one
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steddielations · 6 months
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Incorrect Steddie 8/?
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fandsart · 28 days
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[Steddie textpost]
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princessdave · 2 months
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Steve, a superstitious jock who just realized he’s only won fights in his Scoops uniform: I’m telling you Robin, it’s science
Robin: how are slutty sailor uniforms going to help us beat Vecna?
Steve: what were you wearing when you cracked the Russian code?
Robin: oh shit
Kas!Eddie: *immediately passes out when he sees season 3 babygirl Steve come into the upside down*
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radical-munson · 4 months
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Dustin: ARE YOU-
Eddie: Fucking.
Dustin: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Eddie: Fucking.
Dustin: IDIOT!
Robin: …What was that?
Eddie: Steve banned Dustin from swearing, so I’m helping him out.
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xstevex-world · 4 months
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Steve: Myself and Robin are best friends.
Robin: Platonic soulmates, if you will.
Steve: We share everything.
Robin: Food-
Steve: Clothes-
Robin: Music taste-
Steve: taste in women-
Robin: gender-
Steve: a single brain cell-
Robin: the only thing we don’t share is an interest in men.
Steve: *holding Eddie’s hand* damn my bisexuality for ruining something so perfect.
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steddiealltheway · 5 months
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Jonathan: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Robin and Nancy's convo?
Argyle: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Eddie: I'm in the washing machine.
Steve: I'm in the closet.
Argyle: We accept you Steve. <3
Steve: No I'm literally in the closet.
Argyle: Love is love. <3
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steddiesucker · 6 months
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Eddie, kissing Steve: Hey sweetheart.
Steve, kissing back: What’s up, babe.
Jonathan: Did we miss something?
Robin: Oh, no no, they’re just playing a game, no biggie.
Argyle: What game?
Robin: It’s called gay chicken. The point of the game is for two guys to pretend to be gay together for as long as possible, and whoever chickens out first loses.
Jonathan: And how long has it been since they are, uh… pretending?
Robin: Three weeks.
Argyle:
Jonathan:
Nancy, leaning over: They’re pretty stubborn.
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Read the awesome fic by @unclewaynemunson on AO3: The gayest chicken in Hawkins
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Nancy: Everyone synchronise your watches.
Vickie: I don't know how to do that.
Chrissy: I don't wear a watch.
Robin: Time is a construct.
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lil-stark · 7 months
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steve, driving: why do people tailgate
eddie: road rage is not the answer
steve: i will literally stop the car
steve, at the rearview: oh they wanna play games, I'M FUCKING HAPPY TO PLAY GAMES
eddie: NOT WHEN I'M IN THE PASSENGER
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hersheyalmond · 8 months
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Dustin, to Steve: Happy Father's Day Steve *genuinely smiles*
Steve, with glassy eyes: ...W-what?
*The kids bringing in a cake*
The kids, in unison: Happy Father's day Steve!
*Steve starts sobbing*
Dustin, hugging Steve: You deserve it
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