#incorrect strife quotes

[incorrect-strife-quotes]

Cloud: You expect me to stop her?

Sephiroth: Isn’t she your teammate?

Cloud: Aerith is her own woman.

Cloud: And I really want to see you get hit with a chair.

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Zack: *leaning on the counter* Hey beautiful, come here often?

Cloud: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along?

Zack: Play along!

Cloud: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married.

[emeraldblonde]

Happy holidays, everyone! ♡

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

[imagine-darksiders]

Y/n: I am quite literally terrified of you.

Strife in his head: Enemies to lovers, Slow Burn, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Happy Ending, 400K+ words...

[preposterousgreen]

[in front of a crowded cafeteria]

Zack: Cloudy, I can't believe you would betray me like that!

Cloud: What? I have no idea what you're talking about!

Zack: Oh, don't play dumb with me, mister. You were loving on her right in the open, on a damn street corner!

Cloud: W-who? Zack, everyone's staring!

Zack: That gorgeous blonde? With the floofy pants? Give me a break! She was slobbering all over you! Literally!

Cloud:

Cloud:

Cloud: The dog? That golden retriever?!

[minutes later]

Zack: *cackling like a loon in between Cloud trying to drown him in a toilet bowl*

Cloud: You have the worst sense of humor in history.💢

[sapphirothcrescent]

Sephiroth: How many times must I apologize???

Cloud: Just ONCE would be nice.

Sephiroth: ...no.

[rottenpumpkin13]

Siver Elete, Genesis, local grandmas: Please give us a crumb of attention!

Sephiroth: :/

Cloud: *Eight Foot Unenhanced Vertical Leap*

Sephiroth: I am now obsessed with this dude.

Yuffie, reading an old magazine: It says here that despite his handsome appearance and being Midgar's most eligible bachelor, Sephiroth is not interested in relationships and is not the type of person to become attached to people.

Cloud: That's incorrect.

Yuffie: You think so? Why?

Cloud, feeling Sephiroth's breath down his neck: Because he's STANDING RIGHT HERE.

[beriidesu]

Im just 🤣

[incorrect-strife-quotes]

Cloud: there’s a thin line between bravery and stupidity.

Reno: Huh?

Cloud: And you use it like a jump rope!

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Tifa: Have you ever had an argument with Zack?

Cloud: We never argue. He calls me Sunshine and I shut up.

[sephirthoughts]

cloud: crushes are the worst. whenever i’m near mine, i start acting stupid

zack: you always act stupid

zack:

zack: wait...

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

[foreststarflaime]

ff7 dialogue boxes but I made them do vines pt 3

Prev parts

[preposterousgreen]

[at the grocery store]

Genesis: Where's Angeal?

Sephiroth: I saw him in the spice aisle—

Genesis: *groans* Overthinking vanilla extract, no doubt. Or, Gaia forbid, saffron threads. *shudders*

Genesis: Here, go check out while I talk him down. Again. *leaves*

Zack:

Zack: Did he just... hand you his credit card?

Sephiroth: I have no idea why.

Cloud: Keep it.

[incorrect-squall-quotes]

Cloud: So, Leon, on a scale of 1-10 how would you rate your pain?

Squall: Pi.

Cloud: I'm sorry, wh- fucking pi?

Squall: Yep, low but never ending.