#incorrect super smash bros quotes

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

I’ve been replaying the Monster Prom games recently, and I’ve been trying to decipher why I find the meta-humor in those games funny, even charming. Normally meta-humor is one of the biggest turn-offs for a show or game for me. It’s one of the main reasons I stopped watching Rick and Morty after season 3. But, after some thought, I think I’ve finally figured it out.

With the Monster Prom games, the Meta-Humor never seems to come off as the characters hating their genre. Rather, they revel in it. Polly cracks jokes about you having to choose between two equally insane options instead of doing what any rational being would do in that situation. Aaravi gleefully enjoys being an RPG Protagonist in a Dating Sim. You can romance the fucking Narrator. And all of this is enjoyable because, while the characters are aware of the fact that they’re in a video-game, they act in good-humor and enjoy their lives all the same.

Most meta-humor seems to come from the characters resenting the genre they’re in. They joke about how much they hate the dumb story and how contrived it is. It’s always an eye-roll at the camera and it just gets tiresome. Rick and Morty feels like a slog to get through because the characters hate the story itself as well as each other. It just gets fucking tiring.

Deadpool makes jokes about how silly a superhero universe is, but he’s also giddy when he sees Juggernaut and eagerly points out superhero tropes that he enjoys. West of Loathing’s meta-jokes and arguments between player and narrator are charming and part of the fun. Because they all come from a place of genuinely enjoying the genre they’re a part of.

I dunno, just something I wanted to talk about. Now, if you don’t mind, I’m going to go date Vera again.

[soap-dispenser-tom]

Marth: So Pit, how old are you?

Pit: 28!

Marth: Oh, okay.

Marth:

Marth: Wait WH—

[luigixfanxayjay]

Mario: "DAHDHAHAHSHAHSHDSHAH"

Luigi: "What is that?"

Mario: "It's a keyboard smash"

Luigi: "How do I do it?"

Mario: "Just press anything lol"

Luigi: "7"

[everyone-is-incorrect]

Tabuu, proudly looking out over the destruction: Is there a hall of fame for this kind of thing?

Sonic, about to kick his ass: Yes, it's called 'hell'

[the-blathermouth]

Dharkon: WHATS UP MOTHER FUCKERS!

Galeem: WHY DO YOU HAVE THE OTHER HAND!?

Dharkon: FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!

[zyphernez]

Sephiroth: did you miss me?

Cloud: how could i miss you, you never go away

[incorrect-ssbu-quotes]

Bowser @ Junior: Now son, you're getting older so you'll need to start acting your age

Ness, running: THE FLOOR IS LAVA-

-junior looks around, confused-

Bowser, atop the playset w/ Ness: OH, YOUR IN THE LAVA-

[ketchup-monthly]

Who the Batfam mains in Super Smash Bros Ultimate

a guide with help from @space-specs

Dick- Blue Kirby (kirby is a funky little fella and dick loves the ability to steal his siblings’ abilities and use it against them)

Babs- Samus (specifically the black and yellow suit, that looks like batman. also samus is a badass female role model in a post apocalyptic type world. badass.)

Jason- King Dedede (he likes playing the big character with the bigass hammer and makes it his mission every single time he and dick play to knock dick off first)(steph pokes fun at him for picking the pink and purple one but jason can still kick ass even with the pink character)

Tim- Dark Pit (he’s an emo little bitch and absolutely has cosplayed as dark pit at least once for halloween. also winged characters are niceeee)

Steph- Bayonetta (woman. also playing a very pretty adult character and taking out tim is very fun)(she wishes there was a purple costume one but this is fine enough and she likes the finishing move where legs stomp on enemies)(also. gun shoes! gun shoes! gun shoes!)

Cass- Pikachu Libre (shes the only female pikachu option and shes also adorable. luchador pikachu is the best pikachu option in the game, and shes just so cute)

Duke- Isabella (shes adorable and yellow, and unassuming. he absolutely decimates his siblings. he has a longstanding truce with jason that they will not attack each other unless they are the last two in the game and will work together to take out their other siblings)

Damian- Greninja (damian plays pokemon games as a part of his learning to be a normal child. maps introduced him and collin to them and they play them together. greninja is his favorite of the pokemon in ssb ultimate and he has such a cool design)

Bruce- Luigi (calls him mario. cannot be corrected.)(enjoys messing with his kids)

[swoodthis]

Incorrect Maxverse Quotes #14

Wii Fit Trainer: Release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind.

Ganondorf: (screaming backed by Beast Ganon’s roar)

[captainschmoe]

Kirby’s Diary, Day 1: Dear diare, today I lernd my 1st crs word. Bitch.

Kirby’s Diary, Day 2: Dory Diory Dear Diory, Bich.

Kirby’s Diary, Day 3: Dear dior, I just lerned the f word, it is fuck.

[deep-neonn]

decided to make my first megapit post on this website

(here's the individual panels)

(based on this tumblr post)

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

People like to romanticize the relationship between Zelda and Link in a whole “destined reincarnated soulmates” kind of way, but am I the only one who thinks it would be more interesting if Link didn’t love Zelda?

Like, think of it. Hylia is a Goddess, basically Hylian Jesus, and she loves this mortal man. A hero who stepped forward to defeat a Devil in the world’s hour of greatest need. But, he didn’t do it for her, he did it for the World. Even when he binds his soul to the Triforce, locking himself in an endless pattern of reincarnation with her against the Devil Demise, it’s not because he loves her. He loves Hyrule and its people.

But that’s okay, maybe in the next life they can be?

But it isn’t. Over and over, Hylia becoming Zelda, Link doesn’t love her. He loves Hyrule. He loves to dance to its music and ride its fields and wants to preserve it against the threat of Demise. He loves different women each time, and sometimes it is Hylia’s reincarnation, but they’re never the core of his heart.

It’s always Hyrule that he loves. From it’s savage and arid deserts to the cold and harsh tundra, he loves it, and steps forward to save it each time.

Duty, he calls it. Responsibility and Purpose, but Hylia/Zelda knows the truth. He’ll never love her the way she wants him to.

Hyrule will always be Link’s first and greatest love.

[ricekou]

The relationship between Sheik and Ganondorf in the Ocarina Of Time Manga always seemed curious to me, I like to imagine their interaction

[lilythelitten]

So I was bored and recorded myself reading various Galeem/Dharkon quotes from @incorrectsmashbrosquotes. It’s not long, but I hope it will elicit at least a brief chuckle.

[everyone-is-incorrect]

Wario when Bayonetta arrived: I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes.

[the-blathermouth]

Dharkon: this day can't get any god damn worse, OH FUCK Galeem!

Galeem: well hello Dharkon.

Dharkon: I haven't seen you in 50 years and you still look like a slut.

Galeem: I called you the other night but you were being a little bitch.

Dharkon: uhh you didn't talk to me.

Galeem: well who the hell did I talk to?!

*Last night*

Galeem on the phone: hello you old piece of shit.

Tabuu on the other end: *crying*