#incorrect supreme family quotes

[bitchy-marvel-dude]

Tony: Are you crying?

Harley, sniffling: No, it’s just an allergic reaction.

Tony: An allergic reaction to what?

Harley, sobbing, making grabby hands at Tony: LIFE!

[strangeironaf]

*Family group chat*

Tony: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Peter: >:0 language

Morgan: yeah dad, watch your fucking language

Stephen: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MORGAN THE FUCK WORD

America: 'the fuck word'

Pepper: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.

Harley: oh my god she censored it

Tony: Say fuck Pepp

Christine: do it Pepper. Say fuck.

[totallyaccurateavengersquotes]

TONY: Stephen and I--

PETER: Are getting married?

STEPHEN: No, we--

HARLEY, PULLING OUT A GIANT BINDER: Sit down. We've planned out the entire thing.

[ironstrange-is-the-endgame]

Tony: think about the possibilities, you could stab your enemies with this

Stephen: it isn’t efficient: the heat will immediately close the severed arteries.

Harley: I’m sorry Stephen, but it actually works just fine.

America: and you just witnessed a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin having a conversation.

Peter: why use it to cut people when you can have toasts?!

America: and here’s the Hufflepuff

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Tony: Alright! Everybody ready for Avengers Movie Night?

Stephen: Uh actually, I think I'm gonna skip it.

Tony: Really?

Stephen: Yeah, I'm gonna stay and read my book. I just wanna be alone right now.

Peter: Oh. Are you sure you don't want to come? Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, they get mail and stuff...

[lukas-dusk]

*after the Family has been separated for a few years*

Friday : So what have you been up to recently?

Pepper : Leading a revolution with Peter.

Harley : Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.

America : *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!

Harley : I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Rhodey?

Christine : Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Tony?

Stephen : Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. Jarvis?

Peter : Cult leader.

Friday : Yeah, that sounds about right.

[enigmaticrebel]

Tony: The French have gifted us so much

Peter: Like what Mr Stark?

Stephen: French toast, cheese-

Tony: The guillotine

Stephen, nodding: Exactly

Peter, concerned: Wait, what-

Wong: You'll get used to it eventually

Wong: I hope

[thestarkkid3000]

Tony, to Morgan: okay kiddo, this is the last math question. If I have 10 cookies and i eat 6 of them, what is left with me?

Morgan: a stomach-ache?

Harley: diarrhea?

Peter: probably cavities.

Stephen: are you guys serious... It has to be diabetes.

[skiplo-wave]

Stephen: How many kids do you have?

Tony: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

[bitchy-marvel-dude]

Harley: I put the sexy in dyslexia.

Stephen: …. kid.

Harley: That’s not how it’s spelled, is it?

Stephen: No

Harley: Dammit.

[strangeironaf]

Harley: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.

Peter: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.

America: Wasps?

Tony: Terriers?

Stephen: Tony.

[popcorn-plots]

Harley: the battery pack says they have a bitter coating to keep kids from eating them

Peter: how bitter--

Harley: let's find out!

Peter: gimme one, too!

[ironstrange-is-the-endgame]

Tony, dressed like Santa and lying on the floor of Morgan’s room: ouch

Stephen: babe, what’s wrong?

Tony: I try to give Magu her gifts, but the moment I got through the window she hit me with her toy Iron Man gauntlet and kicked me in the balls yelling: “go away creep!” I’m both proud and concerned

Stephen: *tries not to laugh*

[madarmy]

Relationship - Tony Stark/Stephen Strange

Christine Palmer/Pepper Potts

Tony Stark/Stephen Strange Parenting Peter Parker | Supremefamily | Strange Family

Summary:

This is going to be a collection of incorrect quotes, drabbles and anything and everything that I feel like writing about our super awesome power couple. Its Crack and Feels! What more do we need???

[lukas-dusk]

Tony, at Pepper : You're my significant other.

Pepper : Yeah I am.

Tony, at Friday : You're my child.

Friday : Yes boss.

Tony, at Stephen : You're my bitch.

Stephen : Yeah I am- wait, what?

Tony, at Rhodey : My bestie.

Rhodey : Naturally.

Tony, Harley : HA, GAY!

Harley : Fuck you.

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#74 DISHONOR-

When the other fighters found out about You...some skeptics,given you looked like a regular human-

Kojiro: You're, um...

S.S Y/n: Intimidating? Awe-inspiring?~

Lu bu: Tiny

S.S Y/n: ....Only to you ya damn lamp post-Of course. I'm travel-size for your convenience! If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright*Starts to pat

Red Hare*snaps at Your hand*

S.S Y/n*Pulls it back in time and huffs*Down, Bessie

S.S Y/n: My powers are beyond your mortal imagination!*Floats around them and stops with Brunhilde*For instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor*Eyes move towards Brunhilde's chest; she smacks them*Aahyk!-

S.S Y/n: Oooh! All right, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family!*Looks at Goll and snaps fingers*Make a note of this: dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis-

Brunhilde covers their mouth with her hand

Brunhilde: Stop. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It was...reflex I've never done this before.

S.S Y/n: Then you're gonna have to trust me. And don't you slap me no more? We clear on that? All right!*Nods seeing the oldest Valkyrie nod at them* Okey-dokey, let's get this show on the road! Goll, get the bags

S.S Y/n*Looks at Red Hare*Let's move it, heifer

Red Hare*Huff at them*

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