#incorrect tf2 quotes

[booblydoobly]

Screenshot from Pootis’ Last Date 💖

This amazing show is made by @quazies

[ragri5]

[deluzionalfantisea]

Medic: Can we dress up like Frankenstein and his monster

Heavy: Creation. Not monster. Frankenstein is real monster in book because-

Medic: Yes or no if not I will get Engie to dress with me

Heavy: Yes dear

[the2fort9]

Scout: "It's not gay if I want to date Sniper but as bros, right?" Engineer: "I'm not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay." Medic: "I'm an expert. That's gay."

[tf2-but-incorrect]

Spy: For the last mission, I had to go undercover.

Spy: To make sure I wasn’t recognized, I had to wear something so drab and uninspired-

Engineer: I feel like this is gonna be a dig at me.

Spy: I wore Engineer’s clothes.

Engineer: There it is.        

[bardsexlovers]

Sniper: I've only ever said I love you to three people: my mum, my dad, and a dying Scout. One of those I regret.

Enginer: which one?

Sniper: Scout. He survived the gunshot wound and now I look like an idiot.

[bluesakura007]

Spy: "Doctor, I'm going to need a human skull. But you can't ask why."

Medic: "Only if you also don't ask why." *He pulls four pristine human skulls out of a bag which he's just fetched from the back of the infirmary*

Spy: ...

Spy: *Grabs one of the skulls* "This one will do."

Quote source: the Perchance Incorrect Quote Generator.

Don't mind me, just rekindling my TF2 obsession.

[sktls-ig]

Spy, trying to show off a new hat; How do I look? Engineer; With your eyes. Spy; Engi;

Engineer; You look with your eyes, Spy.

[mingot-studios]

Spy: We need to open this locked door. Scout, give me your credit card. Scout: Here. Spy, pocketing it: Thanks. Heavy, break down the door.

[booblydoobly]

Screenshot from Pootis Goes Missing 💖

[excessivepyromania]

Incorrect tf2 quotes feat:

Miss pauling!

Da-ddy? BIH DO I LOOK LIKE

Sniper pissed constantly

Flashfire!

[medievallight]

TF2 Brooklyn 99 quotes because they fit way too well

[dragonickoda]

Spy, talking about how he met/ seduced Scout's mother: And that’s how you get le bonheur.

Scout: How you get what now?

Spy, shaking his head in exasperation: happiness (but he pronounced it ´appiness)

Scout, with an absolutely disgusted face: why the fuck are we talking about dicks dude

[the2fort9]

Engineer: "Once, I lost my ex at a party and found him hookin' up with some random guy." Engineer: Last night, I lost Soldier at a party and found him outside tryin' to befriend a stray raccoon." Engineer: "Upgrades."

[tf2-but-incorrect]

Scout: Mommy! Look! I drew you and daddy at school today!!

Scout’s Ma: Hell yeah, fanart.

[bardsexlovers]

Sniper: Scout, you're not making any sense!

Scout: You used to think that was cute!!