#incorrect the bad batch

[flyiingsly]

TCW and TBB as Black Books quotes (part1)

Thorn : Fox, finished your mission reports ?

Fox : Yeah, I turned them into a rather smart casual jacket.

Echo : Tech, where's the thing ?

Tech : It's on the thing on top of the thing !

Fives : Let's paaaar ...

Rex *pointing his finger threateningly at him* : DON'T YOU DARE USE THE WORD "PARTY" AS A VERB IN THESE BARRACKS !

Fives : Let's... potter along... in order … to attend the party ! 

Rex *lowers his finger* : ...

Fox : No one is willing to admit that wine doesn't actually have a taste.

Thorn : But you can't taste anything, you smoke eighty bajillion cigarettes a day. What's that ?

Fox : What ?

Thorn : What's that you're eating ?

Fox : It's some sort of delicious biscuit.

Thorn : It's a coaster.

Fox : Is it ? Are there any more ?

Tech : You are being very mean to Hunter.

Crosshair : I can't help it. He looks like a horse, in a man costume !

Cody, after a whole day of flimsy work : I can feel pieces of my brain falling away like a wet cake.

[nerys-vost]

Crosshair: Were you dropped on your head as a child? Nerys: Bold of you to assume I was held.

[magicandmundane]

Rex: Hey boys, I could really use your help with—

Hunter, napping on the beach: Retired.

Rex: Seriously—

Crosshair, sipping a margarita: Retired.

Rex: Would you just consider—

Wrecker, playing volleyball with the baby regs: Retired.

Echo: *glares*

Hunter, Wrecker, and Crosshair: Retired.

Rex: Omega?

Omega, shrugging: Sure, I’m always down to kick some Imperial ass.

Hunter, Wrecker, and Crosshair: *grumbling, putting their armor back on*

[aldrawss]

Omega: *sneaking back onto the Marauder late at night*

Hunter: *From the pilots seat* Where have you been?

Omega: *Freezes*

Omega: Erm…with Crosshair?

Crosshair: *Spins round in the Co-pilot seat*

Crosshair: Try Again.

[sanshinexx]

In a world where Fives survived

[More incorrect quotes and fanart here]

[here-comes-the-moose]

Wrecker: We should send Echo. Everyone likes Echo.

Hunter: Not everyone.

Crosshair, loading his rifle: Who doesn’t like Echo? I want names and locations.

[mimi-noelle]

Crosshair: will you please let me shoot someone

Omega: only in an emergency

Later…

Omega: we are now in an emergency

Crosshair: thank god

[art-soop]

Tech being Tech 👓

Quote sources below ⬇️

Hunter quote

Echo quote

Wrecker quote

Omega quote

Crosshair quote

Incorrect quotes are my favorite thing ever so here’s a big thank you to anyone who makes them 🫶 (I hope it’s okay I use them for art inspo haha i love you all 😭💕)

[jakeybakey123]

Omega: Get out of my room, Wrecker!

Wrecker: *standing just outside the doorframe* I'm not in your room!

Omega: HUNTER-

Wrecker: Hey! No fair! You can't just call Hunter every time you want to get your way!

Omega: Fine.

Omega:

Omega: CROSSHAIR-

Wrecker: *immediately running away* That's so much worse and you know it!

[third-generation-female-warrior]

Hunter, Pre-Omega: [Standing on top of a tank in the middle of a battlefield while blowing air horns] GET FUCKED!

Hunter, now: "Does EVERYONE have their juice boxes?!"

Omega, now: [Standing on top of a tank in the middle of a battlefield while blowing airhorns] GET FUCKED! [Turning to the side] Yes, Hunter, I have my juice box!!

[somewhere-on-kamino]

Well maybe they‘ll accept a sister

[tattycoram]

Echo: I'm pretty sure that's a crime, Tech Tech: I'm pretty sure we're criminals, Echo

[nerys-vost]

Tech: I have feelings for you. Nerys: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

[magicandmundane]

*after Mon Mothma’s briefing*

Wedge: Hey, Luke! So where’ve you been?

Luke: Yeah, so I went back to Tatooine to break Han’s ass out of Jabba’s Palace. I had to fight a rancor first, though. Luckily, I killed it before—

Omega, on the other side of the room: YOU KILLED MOOCHI?!

[themistymountainscold]

omega: *showing off batcher*

omega: can we keep her?

wrecker: hunter’s allergic

crosshair: hunter can stay outside

[gamelpar]

Crosshair: I hate you.

Omega: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is simply untrue.