#incorrect the last of us quotes

[trickarrows-bishop]

ellie: wow, joel, this parking job is about as straight as i am. joel: ellie: joel: i don't know whether to address the fact that you just came out to me. or that you just insulted my parking.

[tbhatxr]

Dina: isn’t it weird that people kill mosquitos just because they’re annoying?

Ellie: Damn, if people did that to each other, Joel would’ve killed me years ago.

[donnas-dollface]

at some point;

Dina: Take off your shirt.

Ellie: What? No, you take off your shirt.

Jess: She's trying to look at your cut you fucking dumbass.

Dina: ... yeah

[moonah-rose]

Michael from the Good Place: The correct solution to the Trolley Problem is to sacrifice yourself.

Joel from The Last of Us: No, the correct solution is to sacrifice everyone who sucks to save the one you care about!

Michael:

Michael: Holy shirt, you're right! That's much better!

Chidi: *having a stomachache in the background*

[rosieshipper]

Ellie: Yeah well, lucky for him he didn’t find us, cause when I get in a fight, I go all crazy and I’m a raging ball of brown hair! *trips and falls*

Joel: *rolls his eyes*

Ellie: *Quickly gets back up* I mean I don’t wanna brag or nothing but..I got some moves

Joel: Oh really?

Ellie: *Pulls out her switch blade* Yep! This first one…well, it’s just a little thing I like to call “the slasher”! *starts wildly waving her knife around*

Joel: *watches with a raised brow*

Ellie: And this one I like to call “flying fury of death”! *Waves her knife as she comes running up beside Joel*

Joel: Uh huh… He’s coming back!

Ellie: *Gasps before quickly running behind Joel* Where?!

Joel: *chuckles quietly*Typical

[always-tired-plshelp]

Joel: I'll offer you some friendly advice, kiddo.

Ellie: I don't want your advice.

Joel: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

[kasinonightlife]

Ellie: *Finding infected Boris in the Hillcrest garage* Good news, he’s not technically dead. Bad news, he’s turned into a mushroom.

[purple-1995]

[ellies-enrichment]

season 2 looks great

[apolloskazoo]

Tommy: If Ellie jumped off a bridge, would you do the same thing?

Joel, sighing and getting ready to jump off: Yes. She can't swim.

[trickarrows-bishop]

ellie: *gently headbutts joel in the shoulder to show affection* joel: *absentmindedly pats ellie’s entire face to acknowledge the affection*

[tbhatxr]

Joel, struggling to keep upright in his 1-inch heels: Yeah, I, uh, don't really think heels are for me.

Tommy, pointing at Joel while walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6-inch heels: WEAK.

[bluesylveon2]

Neige: who's that wonderful girl?

Yuu walking in with the most horrendous outfit know to man that it would make Vil cry

Yuu: what are you looking at?

Neige: could she be any cuter? 😊

[jeena-says-hi]

Jimmy: are you sure you arent missing Ren too much this season?

Martyn, *building dog themed everything*: No I don’t think so

[rosieshipper]

Ellie: *swinging a stick at a massive spider* That’s it! Get out of my house! Go!

Joel: Hit it, you got it, hit it

Ellie: *swings at the spider again* I think it’s dead

Joel: It’s not dead it-

Ellie: *actually hits it this time, causing it to drop its babies* What?!

Joel: Oh my god

Ellie: It gave birth!

Joel: Holy shit!

Ellie: Oh my god it gave birth!

Joel: *starts to quickly back away*

Ellie: *screams and drops the stick before running away after Joel* It gave birth! It gave birth! Oh my god!

[always-tired-plshelp]

Joel: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!

Ellie: Apparently, we're not.