#incorrect total drama

[shadow-coolness]

*the TDI crew play among us*

*Cody doing his tasks but then gets killed by Duncan*

Duncan: Whoopsie better luck next time.

Courtney: *gasp* it was YOU.

Duncan: Huh? No Courtney no WAI-

*Body reported*

Owen: Ok who found the body?

Courtney: i did, it was Duncan! I walked into the room and there he was standing next to a body,i saw it happen right in front of me! And you can see the guilt in his eyes to look at his eyes!

…

Courtney: Well i guess you cant see his eyes because of the helmet but imagine it would?! He’s guilty!

Owen: I dont know Courtney, seems kinda sus. Duncan what do you have to say for yourself?

Duncan:….I saw Courtney vent.

Courtney: *Pfft* yeah like they’re ever gonna believe tha-

*Courtney was ejected*

Courtney: Just for that im not finishing my tasks.

[fangs-missing-tooth]

Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law so don't say anything or I'll sue you

- Courtney (probably)

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: Can you please keep it down? I’m trying to think.

Damian: Don’t worry. Trying anything for the first time is hard.

[enteringdullsville]

The short-awaited, understated, totally updated rerelease!

(Audio from Jellystone)

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[harveywritings92]

[The 141 are playing paintball Friday the 13th, Ghost is the killer, Gaz is explaining the rules of horror movies to the others]

Gaz: Okay, rule one: Don't go off on your own. Rule two: if you do go off on your own, never go into the woods. Rule three: If you do go into the woods, never ever make out in the woods, or you will die in the woods! *notices two missing people* ...Where's Soap and R/n?

Roach: Breaking rules one through three.

[they hear two yelps and few seconds later R/n covered in yellow paint comes out of the woods supporting a limping Soap who is holding his paint covered crotch.]

R/n: Well we're out, some of us in more ways then one...

Soap, in high pitched and pained voice: I'm gonna kill tha' Skull-faced bastard!

Ghost, somewhere in the woods: YOU CAN TRY JOHNNY BUT I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!

[Paintballs come fly out the woods as everyone scatters in terror.]

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Prudence: Could you be quiet?! I’m trying to think.

Penelope: Don’t worry, doing anything for the first time is difficult.

[not-eli]

I don't think we talk enough about the fact that this mother trucker got kicked in the balls, pushed off a volcano, slipped all the way down on an ice cube, got rejected by the girl he loves, lost a million fuckin dollars and his face was like

somebody tell him that what Heather did wasn't romantic pls

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: Did I get anything out of this experience? No. It was completely totally uneventful- Mikey: He kissed a guy! Donnie: No I didn't! Mikey: Yes you did. Donnie: DIDN'T! Mikey: Diiiid~ Donnie: DID. NOT. Mikey: Did did did DID D-D-D DID-D-DID D-D-D-D-DID! Raph: Um, I can break this tie. He totally did. Raph: *shows a picture of Donnie kissing Casey on the cheek while they slept on the floor cuddling* Donnie: ...I have no comment.

[angmarenthusiast]

More Total Drama Incorrect Quotes

Duncan: What's your greatest fear? Heather: Being forgotten. Duncan: ... Duncan: Damn, that's deep. Duncan: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now...

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Scott: ‘Technically legal’, the two best words in the the English language, right before ‘cowboy spectacular.

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*During a game of Hangman* Courtney: Nope, there’s no Q. You lose. Heather: Are you kidding me?! You can still add something! Courtney: I already added a belt, four earrings and an extra arm! YOU LOSE!

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Noah: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as… people I met.

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Justin: Yesterday, I watched Cody try to eat a decorative rock from Harold's potted plant. Trent caught them and told them they can't eat rocks. Cody started whining something about no food being in the house before walking away.

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Jo: All in all, a 100% successful trip. Brick: But we lost Anne Maria. Jo: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

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Mike: Lol. Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this. Cameron: What did you do Mike? Mike: a Mistake.

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Brick: *eating a cinnamon roll* Anne Maria: Cannibalism. Brick: *confused chewing noises*

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Sierra: I know what you're up to. Izzy: Really? Because I barely know.

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Cody: *is visibly upset* Tyler: Cody, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.

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Izzy, in Eva’s window: I thought I’d find you here! Noah, climbing past Izzy: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-

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Cody: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Harold: *crouches down* Justin: *kneels down* Trent: *sits on the floor* Cody: Cody: I hate all of you.

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Sam: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world. Dawn: Thank you for your sacrifice, Scott.

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Sam: Pick a card, any card. Scott: Fine. Sam: Wait, that's my credit card! Scott: You said any card.

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*Beth and Lindsay are in a mirror maze* Beth, seeing Lindsay: C'mon, you got it! Almost through! Lindsay: I see you! *runs straight into a mirror, shattering it* Beth: *screams*

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Heather: Gwen- Gwen: *sighs* Courtney used to call me Gwen... Heather: ...Because it's your fucking name.

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Zoey: Hey bro, what do you want to eat? Mal: The souls of the innocent! Mike: A bagel. Mal: No! Mike: Two bagels.

[fruitedsnack]

Justin I’m ur number one fan !!!

[bistic]

Silly small comic I made on ibis paint 🕺

[doctorwhoincorrectquotes]

Amy: Doctor, what's up?

11, looks up: I think I see a bird?

[fatherfigurefusion]

In an AU where the cast chat with MonoTV confessional-style...

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Charles: (swooning over Whit) Oh, he is good!

*BZZZT*

Charles: (shaking MonoTV) I want the tape! Give me the tape! How do you open this thing?!

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Arturo: (deadpan) You know, Charles really shouldn't let his obvious feelings for Whit get in the way of his survival. Even my feelings for Veronika shouldn't take priority over my life-

Arturo: (blushing) JULIA! I meant Julia! Just a slip of the tongue!

*BZZZT*

Arturo: (shaking MonoTV) I want the tape back! Give me the tape! How do you open this thing?!

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Teruko: (remorseful) Fine, so, I may have been acting a bit overboard both during and after the trial. I just couldn't stop thinking about how Xander could just...betray me like that, and...I lashed out...

Teruko: (instantly regretting it) Did I just say that on air?

*BZZZT!

Teruko: (shaking MonoTV) I want the tape back! Gimme the tape! Ugh! How do you open this thing?!

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[incorrect-gaffers-quotes]

Heather: *clicks pen*

Duncan: *clicks pen in response*

Harold: Stop that.

Heather: Stop what?

Harold: You’re talking about me in Morse code.

Duncan: Yeah, that's what we're doing. In the three days between seasons, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

*in the confessional*

Heather: That’s exactly what we did.

[the-type-a]

Raj: I just want to say that I’m part of the LGBTQ community.

Raj, pointing to Wayne: And this is my best friend Wayne, he’s an ally. Talk Wayne!

Wayne: ALLY!