#incorrect twisted wonderland quotes

[incorrecttwsted]

[mrsrookhunt]

*Rook, Vil, and Epel walking down the hall*

Rook: Would you two spare me a moment? I need to make a proposal to Trickster.

Vil/Epel: Sure.

Rook: Bonjour, Trickster!! May I offer you a proposal?

Yuu: What's uuuuu--...

Yuu: Why are you on one knee.

Yuu: WHY ARE YOU ON ONE KNEE---

Epel: huh. So that's what he needed a ring for.

[equestriagirl16]

—Random School Game Show—

Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.

Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-

MC: *slaps buzzer* A 20TH CENTURY RENAISSANCE STYLE GOAT GARGOYLE-

Host: CORRECT!

Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?

MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.

Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!

[tiyoin]

no cause this is still the funniest twst ss to ever exist

[ariasphirance]

Malleus: Thank you for inviting me to your room, Yuu. Yuu: No problem, Tsunotarou! I can't have you standing outside Ramshackle Dorm forever. Malleus: That's very kind of you.

Later that night,

Malleus: *teleports into Yuu's room while they're sleeping soundly* Malleus: Magic is the power of imagination... I can't imagine being in your room if I've never been here...

[xiaomainlmao]

Overblot Boys Incorrect Quotes because I couldn't sleep last night

Warning: very corny, some are suggestive, funny only the first time you read it lol

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Riddle: I didn't have the best mom

Yuu: But you could be a good daddy.

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Leona: I'll always be a second choice because I was born a few years late.

Yuu: But you'll always be first in my heart

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Azul: I used to be a chubby little octo-twerp

Yuu: But now you are a fine ass octo-daddy

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Jamil: I always have to hold back and make sure I never outshine Kalim

Yuu: But you don't have to hold back in bed

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Vil: I'll never be the most beautiful in the world Yuu: You'll always be the most beautiful in my heart ---------- Malleus: I hate being forgotten and left behind. Yuu: Then let's get married before Ace gets a girl.

[viviennevermillion]

[hanafubukki]

Figuratively vs Literally

YN/MC/Yuu: Malleus, I know I said I could sleep for a 1000 years but I meant figuratively not literally.

Malleus: I’m sorry, Prefect.

YN/MC/Yuu: Well, I did get a well deserved rest at the very least. 

[starglow-xx]

incorrect twst quotes - 07

Ace: I asked Y/n out.

Riddle: Oh, I'm sorry.

Ace: Huh? Why?

Riddle: Well, I assume the Prefect said no.

Ace: No, the Prefect said yes.

Riddle: Really? Then it's them I feel sorry for.

[twsted-lovers]

Incorrect Twisted Wonderland Quotes for the New Year with edits

New year, more quotes and more edits

Apologizes if they’re out of character

MC: I love you

Ace: I love me too

MC: I- wait, what?

Ace: I didn’t want this to be some cliched moment, so I thought I’d shake things up a bit. Just know that I love both me, and you- where are you going?

MC: To rethink my life choices

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Idia: Please, you have got to help me… I can’t do this on my own!

Azul: Of course you can. Just go up and set the library books on the counter, the librarian will do the rest.

Idia: But what if she starts… a conversation?

Azul: And this, my good friend, is a sign you’ve been in the fictional world for far too long.

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MC: What happened to me last night?

Deuce: You thought you developed magic powers and could talk to squirrels

MC: Kind of glad, I don’t remember any of that

Ace: It’s okay, I got it all on video

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Malleus: What’s the word for that infestation of tiny creatures over there?

Lilia: Those are children. That’s a school

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Ace: Whatever it is, I didn’t do it

Riddle: You always say that, and I never believe you

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Malleus talking about Riddle: When I first saw him I didn’t really saw him, just a pile of books he was carrying

(I have to it’s in my blood)

Happy New Year and Happy Birthday Lilia!!!

[sanctum-of-ramshackle]

Ace: And that’s when it hit me. The best idea I ever had in my entire life.

[After saving from a magical disaster, created by Ace.]

Miyeon: That’s the worst idea you ever had in your entire life.

[incorrecttwsted]

Submitted by Queenie

[mrsrookhunt]

MC: *Muttering* Damn this little bird bitch...

Vil: *Appears* Are you talking about Neige?

MC, staring at the duolingo reminder that's still plaguing them from their home world*

MC:

MC: Yes.

[equestriagirl16]

MC: So what are you guy’s New Years resolutions?

Grim: Same as always, become the greatest sorcerer the world has ever seen!

Deuce: I just hope to keep doing well in my academics. Make my friends and family proud.

Ace: Boooo!

Deuce: Like you have a better one!

Ace: To be honest, it’s a toss up between being a basketball champ or getting a partner..

Deuce: Pffft-

Ace: HEY!-

MC: *finds Malleus down the hall before the girls start fighting* Mal-Mal!

Malleus: Hello MC, I hope you’re doing well today.

MC: I’m great, but I’ve got a question. You have any resolutions for this New Year?

Malleus: *pulls out paper from his blazer* As a matter of fact I’ve complied a few on a small list right here.

Grim: I dare you to cross out anything that has to do with MC.

Malleus: …

MC: …

Malleus: *slowly eats the paper*

MC: *flabber and gasted* MALLEUS SPIT IT OUT!-

Malleus: *muffled* NO!

Grim: *WHEEZE*

[tiyoin]

i like to think the world of twst has weird names for diseases / illnesses

for example:

yuu : *gets a chill up their spine*

deuce : you okay yuu?

yuu : yeah i’m fine. just got a bad case of the goose bumps - what?

adeuce staring at them horrified : how… how are you still alive???

yuu : yesh man, don’t spook up on me like that! you gave me the heebie jeebies!

azul pauses mid rant, before looking horrified : i i don’t- i don’t have

azul : *runs away*

hours late

azul : how DARE you joke about such a lethal disease that took the life of millions 200 years ago! that was a dark time in twisted wonderland where-

yuu :

ruggie : yeah leona had to go home because he got a case of brain freeze

yuu : aww could the wittle wion not handle a cold beverage 🥺

jack :… yuu, brain freeze means your entire brain function has stopped working- it has a 80% morality rate

yuu :

jack :

ruggie :

yuu :… awww could the-

[snek-disappearedagain]

Jamiazu in a Nutshell ft. Jade

Azul: Hi Jamil~

Jamil: GoawayIhateyoudieinafireandtakealongtimetoburnIfIcouldIwouldendyourlifewithouthesitationandIwouldn’tmakeitquick.

Azul: Aha! -Walks Away-

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Azul: See Jade I told you he likes me

Jade: You are mentally ill. Do it again.