#incorrect twst

[moonlit-midnight]

Twst SMAU! 📱

Characters: Jade Leech.

Notes: My sister made this out of boredom, and told me to post it. It’s cute that she used the Cottage-core theme, very suitable for our mushroom lover boy.

Warnings: GN!Reader, Crack, Romantic Fluff.

Divider credits to @.cafekitsune

[incorrecttwsted]

[twst-shenanigans]

Poor Sebek

So we have Deuce, Epel, and Ortho wearing silly bunny suits and having a fun time

And Ace and Jack are sucked into a beach paradise

…..

Then what about poor Sebek?! Did they really forget he’s part of the first year group, or do they just want him to stay in Book 7 trauma?

[equestriagirl16]

—Random School Game Show—

Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.

Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-

MC: *slaps buzzer* A 20TH CENTURY RENAISSANCE STYLE GOAT GARGOYLE-

Host: CORRECT!

Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?

MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.

Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!

[aerith-jade]

Yuu: It's Valentine's Day, so I sent a box of chocolates to the hottest guy in school.

Grim: Yeah, about that. The card on your box literally said, "To the hottest guy in school." So now they're all fighting about who that could be.

Yuu, smiling: I know! I'm not in love with anyone in particular. I just wanted to start a fight.

[demon-lover-669]

I just need to put this image in y’all’s head

Lilia owning this bed but in hot pink

[nightshade-writes-stories]

Twisted wonderland incorrect Quotes #33

{At jade’s funeral}

Azul: *puts hand on the headstone and sobs* How could you do this to me Jade

Azul: We are so understaffed.

[mrsrookhunt]

*Rook, Vil, and Epel walking down the hall*

Rook: Would you two spare me a moment? I need to make a proposal to Trickster.

Vil/Epel: Sure.

Rook: Bonjour, Trickster!! May I offer you a proposal?

Yuu: What's uuuuu--...

Yuu: Why are you on one knee.

Yuu: WHY ARE YOU ON ONE KNEE---

Epel: huh. So that's what he needed a ring for.

[fell-fell]

Azul, trying to impress Yuu: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.

Idia: He turned it off and back on again.

[hanafubukki]

Weapon

*After The Fall In Glorious Masquerade*

Trein: You can’t use your magic or the flowers will drain you.

Deuce & Epel: *Brings out a bat* Who needs magic to fight?

Azul: Prefect, your friends are an interesting lot- Prefect?!

YN/MC/Yuu: *Takes out a bat too & shrugs* You learn a thing or two from them about defending yourself, and they're not wrong either.

[starglow-xx]

incorrect twst quotes - 07

Ace: I asked Y/n out.

Riddle: Oh, I'm sorry.

Ace: Huh? Why?

Riddle: Well, I assume the Prefect said no.

Ace: No, the Prefect said yes.

Riddle: Really? Then it's them I feel sorry for.

[moonlit-midnight]

TWST incorrect quotes

Floyd: Wanna hang out with me, angelfish?

Y/N: I can’t, I have a deadline to meet 

Floyd: *takes your hand and drags you out of your room* I’m not taking no for an answer 

Y/N: Fine! Let’s go, my project can wait 

*seven hours later*

Jade: *finds you in the kitchen at 1:00 A.M., papers scattered across the floor*

Jade: What are you doing, little pearl?

Y/N: Eating five slices of pizza and a whole slice of REGRET, what do you think I’m doing?

[incorrecttwsted]

Submitted by Queenie

[twst-shenanigans]

Sly fur ball

You can’t sit here and tell me that Stitch didn’t know that he was making the boys jealous

Look at that smug smile 😂 He knows he’s adorable

Well it seems to have worked on Grimm. Our baby boy thinks he’s getting replaced 😂

[equestriagirl16]

MC: So what are you guy’s New Years resolutions?

Grim: Same as always, become the greatest sorcerer the world has ever seen!

Deuce: I just hope to keep doing well in my academics. Make my friends and family proud.

Ace: Boooo!

Deuce: Like you have a better one!

Ace: To be honest, it’s a toss up between being a basketball champ or getting a partner..

Deuce: Pffft-

Ace: HEY!-

MC: *finds Malleus down the hall before the girls start fighting* Mal-Mal!

Malleus: Hello MC, I hope you’re doing well today.

MC: I’m great, but I’ve got a question. You have any resolutions for this New Year?

Malleus: *pulls out paper from his blazer* As a matter of fact I’ve complied a few on a small list right here.

Grim: I dare you to cross out anything that has to do with MC.

Malleus: …

MC: …

Malleus: *slowly eats the paper*

MC: *flabber and gasted* MALLEUS SPIT IT OUT!-

Malleus: *muffled* NO!

Grim: *WHEEZE*

[aerith-jade]

Yuu: Tell us, is there other spirit in this dorm?

Ouija board: Y-E-S

Grim: Great, your portion of the rent is 1000 madols. It's due the first of the month.

Ouija board: W-T-F