#incorrect twst

[incorrecttwsted]

[moonlit-midnight]

TWST incorrect quotes

Malleus: I’m confused 

Yuu: About what?

Malleus: I thought you invited me over for tea, so why are we cuddling instead?

Yuu: Some people use it as an excuse to spend time with their friends or their partners 

Malleus: You should invite me more often then 

One of my friends do this. She’d invite us for tea, and ends up cuddling with us while watching a movie!

[twst-shenanigans]

twst Incorrect quote #305

Epel: “So you two are dating now?”

Rook & MC: “Yes.”

Epel: “…Why?”

Rook: “Well, I find my little trickster appealing~”

Vil: “We know that. We want to know why MC is dating you. (Turns to MC) Are you being blackmailed?”

[mrsrookhunt]

*Rook, Vil, and Epel walking down the hall*

Rook: Would you two spare me a moment? I need to make a proposal to Trickster.

Vil/Epel: Sure.

Rook: Bonjour, Trickster!! May I offer you a proposal?

Yuu: What's uuuuu--...

Yuu: Why are you on one knee.

Yuu: WHY ARE YOU ON ONE KNEE---

Epel: huh. So that's what he needed a ring for.

[demon-lover-669]

Leona likes thick partners

Y/n: *straightening their their pants in place while explaining something* and so~

Leona: *whistles at them*

Y/n: stop fucking whistling at me!

[faeryarchives]

imagine if this happened during book 4

mc: *calling crowley for help* come on pick up....

crowley: headmaster dire crowley speaking!

mc: finally-

crowley: just kidding, you reached my voicemail. please redirect any concerns to my email or inbox! *ends the call*

mc:...

grim:...

------ three hours later -------

crowley relaxing on the side of the beach under his parasol: oh a message from mc! let's see...

crowley: dear headmaster crowley, i hope this message finds you before we do-

crowley: wait before they what?

mc and grim looming behind him holding their frying pans in the air:

[equestriagirl16]

—Random School Game Show—

Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.

Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-

MC: *slaps buzzer* A 20TH CENTURY RENAISSANCE STYLE GOAT GARGOYLE-

Host: CORRECT!

Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?

MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.

Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!

[fell-fell]

idk abt the others but last one is from this

[xiaomainlmao]

Overblot Boys Incorrect Quotes because I couldn't sleep last night

Warning: very corny, some are suggestive, funny only the first time you read it lol

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Riddle: I didn't have the best mom

Yuu: But you could be a good daddy.

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Leona: I'll always be a second choice because I was born a few years late.

Yuu: But you'll always be first in my heart

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Azul: I used to be a chubby little octo-twerp

Yuu: But now you are a fine ass octo-daddy

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Jamil: I always have to hold back and make sure I never outshine Kalim

Yuu: But you don't have to hold back in bed

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Vil: I'll never be the most beautiful in the world Yuu: You'll always be the most beautiful in my heart ---------- Malleus: I hate being forgotten and left behind. Yuu: Then let's get married before Ace gets a girl.

[nightshade-writes-stories]

Twisted wonderland Incorrect quotes #25

*shows Mc reading in the mostro lounge while eating*

Narrator:This is Mc, Mc loves their personal space

*Camera pans Floyd squeezing Mc*

Narrator:This is floyd, floyd also loves Mc’s personal space

[incorrecttwsted]

Submitted by Queenie

[moonlit-midnight]

TWST incorrect quotes

Yuu: Guys, don’t forget our movie date tonight 

Ace and Deuce, showing their test results:

Deuce: Not gonna happen after our housewarden sees this

Yuu, half yelling: You and Ace got a C on the History test?

Ace: Louder, prefect. I don’t think Riddle-senpai heard you over the coffee machine

[twst-shenanigans]

twst Incorrect quote #315

MC: “I’m losing feelings 😕”

Leona: “Better go find them.”

Leona: “You ain’t leaving me.”

[mrsrookhunt]

Rook, a bad joke!

Yuu: You've Rooked up.

Rook: ...Excuse-moi?

Yuu: I can't Rook the other way any longer.

Rook: Mon Tricksteur--

Yuu: I'll have to ta--

Rook: Tricksteur...

Yuu: I'll have to take my ROOKVENGE--

Rook: Stop--

Yuu: SO ROOK THE OTHER WAY--

Rook: NON, TRICKSTEUR, STOP IT!!

-An Excerpt from 'How to Annoy a Rook'.

[demon-lover-669]

Y/n’s into nerdy freaks

Idia: *talking about nerdy shit*

Y/n: mmmm fucking nerd~

Idia: W-what?

Y/n: keep explaining I’m gonna get undressed

Idia: 0o0

[faeryarchives]

mc: this is weird. there must something in the air...

lilia: it must be love ❤️

mc: close! it's gas leak 🤩

lilia: oh

mc: oh wait-