#incorrect twst quotes

[whatamoodhoney]

First year interactions in Ramshakle

Deuce:*trying to impress Yuu* Did you know jellyfish have lived without brains for 600,000 years?

Yuu:* not looking up from their Potions homework* A ray of hope for Ace and Grimm

Ace & Grimm:* looking up from the floor where they were dust from Ramshackle at each other* OY!!!

Jack:* also doing his Potions homework*: I highly doubt it, the jellyfish sound smarter than those two.

Sebek:* scoffing and moving through sword exercises* I am sure those Jellyfish have better common sense as well when compared to the human and mangy cat.

Epel: * Carving a magicycle on an apple*That's an insult to the jellyfish to be compared to those two.

Ace & Grimm:* looking back up with glares* OY!!! We can still hear you assholes

[viviennevermillion]

[starglow-xx]

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Ace: I asked Y/n out.

Riddle: Oh, I'm sorry.

Ace: Huh? Why?

Riddle: Well, I assume the Prefect said no.

Ace: No, the Prefect said yes.

Riddle: Really? Then it's them I feel sorry for.

[honeynclove]

every time I make these I bully the exact same characters everytime

[twisted-beez]

Malleus: I'd kill for you.

MC: Okay.

Malleus: Please ask me to kill for you.

MC: No.

Based on this post

[greenapplebling]

Lilia, entering the room: Where's my baby?

Baul: The prince or your baby-baby?

Lilia, stops in his tracks completely: Uh...

Baul:

Lilia:

Baul: *sigh* Why do I even bother- Both of them are in the garden

Lilia: Oh, thanks!

[fell-fell]

Idia: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my depression. I'll wait.

Ortho: You and me!!!

Idia, tearing up: Okay

[hanafubukki]

Can’t get this joke out of my head so…enjoy my humor lol

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Ace: This is Fellow Honest, he’s the one who introduced us to the amusement park.

YN: He doesn’t seem like an Honest Fellow to me. He gives me Azul vibes.

Fellow: You can trust me!

YN: Yeah, no.

—————

-Fellow starts turning people into puppets-

YN: I told you he wasn’t Honest.

Ace: …

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I like how you can switch his name around, and his name is basically opposite of what he is. Definitely not honest, but when he is, you see his more villainy side.

[bluesylveon2]

Sometime during the Yasamina event:

(Yuu/MC is fem in this)

Najma: Hey miss, are you single?

Yuu/MC: Yes, I am. Why?

Najma: Perfect! You see, I have an older brother who would be perfect for you! He has zero game and might end up forever alone-

Jamil: Najma!

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Bonus (before Jamil intervened):

Cater: What’s the matter, Jamil? You look like a fish gasping for air?

[sanctum-of-ramshackle]

Ace: And that’s when it hit me. The best idea I ever had in my entire life.

[After saving from a magical disaster, created by Ace.]

Miyeon: That’s the worst idea you ever had in your entire life.

[firapolemos05]

*Yuu holds an intervention for the Overblot gang*

Yuu: This here, your overblots, we call that a traumatic experience.

Yuu, to Leona: Not a 'bruh moment'.

Yuu, to Azul: Not a marketing scheme.

Yuu, to Idia: AND DEFINITELY NOT AN 'OOF LMAO'!

[randomfrog2]

Malleus: Lilia, does combination of numbers "1-4-3" mean something important?

Lilia: grins widely

Lilia: Why are you asking?

Malleus: I got strange message from Idia Shroud with this combination and I am not sure how to respond.

Lilia: Just answer with 280.

Yuu: (whispering) You aren't going to tell him?

Lilia: (whispering back) Idia was flirting with him for a month and Malleus still hasn't understood. Spare this poor guy.

Yuu: Fair.

[viviennevermillion]

[starglow-xx]

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Ace: *sneaking back into his shared dorm room*

Deuce: *turning in his chair and flicking the light on* You wanna tell me where you've been?

Ace: ...I was with the Prefect?

Y/n: *turning in their chair* Wanna try that again?

[snek-disappearedagain]

Jamiazu in a Nutshell ft. Jade

Azul: Hi Jamil~

Jamil: GoawayIhateyoudieinafireandtakealongtimetoburnIfIcouldIwouldendyourlifewithouthesitationandIwouldn’tmakeitquick.

Azul: Aha! -Walks Away-

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Azul: See Jade I told you he likes me

Jade: You are mentally ill. Do it again.

[whatamoodhoney]

Diasomnia Yuu

Malleus:* walking out of his room with his eyebrows screwed up while tilting his head* Child of Man, have you seen any of my uniform shirts, or hats ? They've all seem to have suddenly gone missing.

Yuu:* With one of the said hats almost falling off their head and in a shirt 5 times their size and holding a gargoyle mug* That sounds spooky, Hornton.

Sebek:* Standing by Malleus side* HUMAN!!! YOU DARE STEAL FROM THE ENRICHING MAJESTY OF WAKA-SAMA!!!!

Yuu:* looking him dead in the eye and sipping from the gargoyle mug* I have no idea what you're talking about crocky.