#incorrect wanda maximoff quotes

[dany-is-my-queen]

Y/N: I want an avenger girlfriend.

Kate: I volunteer as tribute :)

Y/N: I meant, I want an avenger girlfriend with red hair.

Natasha: Here I am :)

Y/N: I meant, I want an avenger girlfriend with red hair who can actually levitate.

Carol: Red is not my style but I can dye it for you ;)

Y/N all frantic: DAMN IT I MEANT I WANT AN AVENGER GIRLFRIEND WITH RED HAIR WHO CAN LEVITATE AND SO HAPPENS TO BE CALLED WANDA MAXIMOFF AKA THE SCARLET WITCH.

Wanda: You could have started with the end.

[jjsmaybank20]

Wanda: Y/N kissed me!

Natasha: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Wanda: It was unbelievable!

Natasha: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Thor: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Natasha, get the wine and turn off your phone. Wanda, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Wanda: Oh, it ended very well.

Natasha: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Thor: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Wanda: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Thor: Ohh... So, okay, was she holding you? Or were her hands on your back?

Wanda: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.

Natasha and Thor: Ohhh.

*meanwhile*

Y/N, eating pizza in her room: And, uh, and then I kissed her.

Tony: Tongue?

Y/N: Yeah.

Clint: Cool.

[witchthewriter]

You: *gets a bruise*

Wanda, shaking, tears visible in her eyes: hAven'T thEy beEn thRouGh ENOUGH?

[incorrectmarvels]

Wanda: It’s not criminal to be a girlboss

[gfmaximoff]

Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Natasha: *raises hand*

Wanda: *raises hand*

Shuri: *raises hand*

Kate: *raises hand*

Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[on the phone]

Natasha: Babe, I’m breaking up—

Wanda: I'm pregnant.

Natasha: I meant the call.

Wanda: Right, sorry. I panicked.

[romanoffshouse]

Wanda: Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult.

Y/N: myself

Wanda:

Natasha:

Natasha: detka, are you okay?

[rxmqnova]

Natasha: Is this your plan B?

Y/N: Technically, this is plan P.

Natasha: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Y/N: Yes, but I marry Wanda in plan M.

Wanda: I like plan M.

[reereeineedtopee]

Y/N: At least two gay girls called me cute...

Natasha, with a flirty voice: Make that three...

Wanda, also flirting: Make that four...

Y/N, confused: Who are the other two??

Natasha, facepalming: Oh my god...

Wanda: Nevermind, back to two...

Y/N, in utter confusion: What is happening??

[hope-you-brought-kneepads-bitch]

Venom!Y/n covered in blood: Why are people clapping?

Nat: Because your costume is amazing! Part black goo and covered in blood too, you look really scary

Venom in your head: I think we should tell them I am inside you

Y/n whispering: Never say it like that again

Wanda reading your mind shocked

Wanda: Babe can we can talk?

Y/n: Er yeah sure

You and Wanda go into another room

Wanda: Why do you have a voice in your head?

Y/n:…..intrusive thoughts?

Wanda: Your intrusive thoughts don’t sound gravely and deep

Venom’s head popping out

Wanda: What the fuck is that?!

Venom: I am Venom, destroyer of planets-

Y/n: You’re a parasite that can’t survive without a host

Venom: I am not a parasite!

Wanda: I need to lie down

[incorrectwandanat]

peter, in tears: i saw you with natasha yesterday, holding hands.

reader: it's not what it looks like-

peter: YOU SAID YOU LOVED HER!

reader: BECAUSE I'M DATING HER!

peter: no best-friend-feelings?

reader: no, just love love. like i’m married to her type of love.

peter: ok...i’m still your best friend?

reader: yeah, course.

peter and reader hugging:

natasha, pepper, wanda and maria watching from the kitchen: what the-

[dany-is-my-queen]

Kate to Y/N: Can I have your babies?

Y/N: Line up

Kate: What?

Wanda: Hey, you, rich girl, I already called the dibs on that

Kate all baffled: Omg are you two dating??

Wanda: Why is she here again?

Kate: My shirt literally says “new recruit”

[jjsmaybank20]

Wanda: Are you trying to seduce me?

Y/N: I'm trying a lot of things, but if that's what you're hearing, then sure.

[teaaagan]

Photo

Wanda: hey, want me to do a tarot reading for you?

Y/N: sure

Wanda: -laying down cards- alright, this one tells me you're a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-

Y/N: those aren't even tarot cards, they're photo cards of me

Wanda: my point still stands

[manhattanminute2]

Wanda, watching Yelena and Y/N fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Natasha, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Wanda: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

Yelena: Natasha.

Y/N: Natasha.

Natasha: Me.

[maximoffsluthor]

Y/N (insecure): Wanda, w-we haven’t discussed what we are?

Wanda: What the fuck do you mean what we are?

Y/N (dejected): oh

Wanda: I’m possessive as fuck and you’re mine, there better not be anything further to discuss.