#incorrect wanda x reader

[dany-is-my-queen]

Y/N: I want an avenger girlfriend.

Kate: I volunteer as tribute :)

Y/N: I meant, I want an avenger girlfriend with red hair.

Natasha: Here I am :)

Y/N: I meant, I want an avenger girlfriend with red hair who can actually levitate.

Carol: Red is not my style but I can dye it for you ;)

Y/N all frantic: DAMN IT I MEANT I WANT AN AVENGER GIRLFRIEND WITH RED HAIR WHO CAN LEVITATE AND SO HAPPENS TO BE CALLED WANDA MAXIMOFF AKA THE SCARLET WITCH.

Wanda: You could have started with the end.

[gfmaximoff]

Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Natasha: *raises hand*

Wanda: *raises hand*

Shuri: *raises hand*

Kate: *raises hand*

Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[Wanda speaking Sokovian]

Y/N, sighing: Yeah, I know.

Pietro: You speak Sokovian?

Y/N: No. I just know the phrase, "This is all your fault".

Y/N: She says it a lot.

[romanoffshouse]

Wanda: Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult.

Y/N: myself

Wanda:

Natasha:

Natasha: detka, are you okay?

[rxmqnova]

Natasha: Is this your plan B?

Y/N: Technically, this is plan P.

Natasha: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Y/N: Yes, but I marry Wanda in plan M.

Wanda: I like plan M.

[reereeineedtopee]

Y/N: At least two gay girls called me cute...

Natasha, with a flirty voice: Make that three...

Wanda, also flirting: Make that four...

Y/N, confused: Who are the other two??

Natasha, facepalming: Oh my god...

Wanda: Nevermind, back to two...

Y/N, in utter confusion: What is happening??

[hope-you-brought-kneepads-bitch]

Venom!Y/n covered in blood: Why are people clapping?

Nat: Because your costume is amazing! Part black goo and covered in blood too, you look really scary

Venom in your head: I think we should tell them I am inside you

Y/n whispering: Never say it like that again

Wanda reading your mind shocked

Wanda: Babe can we can talk?

Y/n: Er yeah sure

You and Wanda go into another room

Wanda: Why do you have a voice in your head?

Y/n:…..intrusive thoughts?

Wanda: Your intrusive thoughts don’t sound gravely and deep

Venom’s head popping out

Wanda: What the fuck is that?!

Venom: I am Venom, destroyer of planets-

Y/n: You’re a parasite that can’t survive without a host

Venom: I am not a parasite!

Wanda: I need to lie down

[incorrectwandanat]

peter, in tears: i saw you with natasha yesterday, holding hands.

reader: it's not what it looks like-

peter: YOU SAID YOU LOVED HER!

reader: BECAUSE I'M DATING HER!

peter: no best-friend-feelings?

reader: no, just love love. like i’m married to her type of love.

peter: ok...i’m still your best friend?

reader: yeah, course.

peter and reader hugging:

natasha, pepper, wanda and maria watching from the kitchen: what the-

[teaaagan]

Photo

Wanda: hey, want me to do a tarot reading for you?

Y/N: sure

Wanda: -laying down cards- alright, this one tells me you're a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-

Y/N: those aren't even tarot cards, they're photo cards of me

Wanda: my point still stands

[manhattanminute2]

Wanda, watching Yelena and Y/N fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Natasha, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Wanda: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

Yelena: Natasha.

Y/N: Natasha.

Natasha: Me.

[maximoffsluthor]

Y/N (insecure): Wanda, w-we haven’t discussed what we are?

Wanda: What the fuck do you mean what we are?

Y/N (dejected): oh

Wanda: I’m possessive as fuck and you’re mine, there better not be anything further to discuss.

[dany-is-my-queen]

Thor: Does anyone know why Y/N didn’t join us for our game night?

Kate: Do you seriously can’t guess?

Thor: Nope. Mind telling me?

Y/N walking into the kitchen

Y/N: Morning guys!

Thor: Oh there you are little human. I was just asking about you :)

Wanda still dazed because of the night prior, dragging along a piece of your Star Wars underwear: Detka, you left this in my car c’mon you can’t stay mad cause I teased you about it!!

Kate, Clint & Natasha: 🫣😆😱

Y/N: WANDA!

Wanda: What!

Thor: I’m a fan of Chewbacca too!

BONUS:

Kate thinking: Damn I bet she looks hot in those…

Wanda: You do know I can read minds, right?

[gfmaximoff]

Yelena: It’s really frustrating.

Kate: What is it?

Yelena: Watching Y/N openly flirt with Wanda and Wanda not realizing it.

Kate, wearing a "Date Me Yelena Pls" shirt: Haha yeah, she's so oblivious.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wanda, handing Y/N their sandwich: But I added pickles, do you like pickles?

Y/N: I love them!

Bucky, after Wanda leaves: Are you going to eat that?

Y/N: [glares]

Bucky: What? You don’t even like pickles.

Y/N: I do now.

[fandomnerd9602]

Wanda and Natasha walk into the diner and wrap Y/N in a hug…

Natasha: hey Y/N what’s wrong?

Y/N: my date never showed up

Wanda: oh detka. We will make it all feel better

Natasha: that girl wasn’t worth your time.

Y/N: wait! How would you know?

Wanda: I may have used some magic on her to make sure she wouldn’t show up

Y/N: what?!

Natasha: shh…you’re all ours now

Wanda: (purrs) we’ll be better girlfriends than she ever could be.

Y/N: o-okay

[rxmqnova]

Y/N: *sneaking in through her window*

Natasha: *turning in her chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Y/N: I was with Wanda?

Wanda: *turning in her chair* Wanna try again?