#incorrect wandanat

[delulu-with-wandanat]

Natasha: *Bursting into the kids’s room*

Natasha: Who wants to make 5 bucks?

Billy: How?

Natasha: I need someone to take the fall.

Wanda, from outside: Oh my god…

Tommy: What did you do??

Natasha: I can’t tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Wanda: Oh. My. GOD!

Y/n: …Make it 10.

Nat, sigh in relief: Done. *opens the door*

Wanda: OH MY GOD?!!!

Nat, turns to Y/n: You’re a good daughter.

Nat, drags her by the collar: I got her honey! I got her, don’t worry!

[incorrect-wandanat]

Wanda: Now they come for my woman? My sweet, defenseless little woman?!

Nat: I’m the Black Widow.

[chaxan08]

[skylarinfinity]

natasha : [whisper to wanda] do you see male reader new talent?

wanda : [confused] new talent?

natasha : [grin] watch this- male reader can you here for a second?

male reader : yeah- [accidently slammed himself into a door] fuck-

wanda : where the fuck that door come from? our kitchen doesn't have door!?

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket @panandinpain0 @badblondebisexualboy @loving-wanda-in-every-universe

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[on the phone]

Natasha: Babe, I’m breaking up—

Wanda: I'm pregnant.

Natasha: I meant the call.

Wanda: Right, sorry. I panicked.

[reereeineedtopee]

Y/N: At least two gay girls called me cute...

Natasha, with a flirty voice: Make that three...

Wanda, also flirting: Make that four...

Y/N, confused: Who are the other two??

Natasha, facepalming: Oh my god...

Wanda: Nevermind, back to two...

Y/N, in utter confusion: What is happening??

[fandomnerd9602]

Wanda and Natasha walk into the diner and wrap Y/N in a hug…

Natasha: hey Y/N what’s wrong?

Y/N: my date never showed up

Wanda: oh detka. We will make it all feel better

Natasha: that girl wasn’t worth your time.

Y/N: wait! How would you know?

Wanda: I may have used some magic on her to make sure she wouldn’t show up

Y/N: what?!

Natasha: shh…you’re all ours now

Wanda: (purrs) we’ll be better girlfriends than she ever could be.

Y/N: o-okay

[flyinghassassin]

Y/N: Onion rings are vegetable donuts. Natasha, used to Y/N being like this: Sure... Y/N: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. Natasha: Okay? Y/N: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake. Natasha: Y/N: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio- Natasha: Jesus, that one is a little- Wanda, interested: No, no, Y/N, keep going.

[gfmaximoff]

Y/N, texting Natasha: Nat! Help I'm being kidnapped.

Natasha: Where are you?

Y/N: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Natasha: I'll call Wanda.

Wanda, answering her phone: Hello?

Natasha: Where's Y/N? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Wanda: Y/N? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-

Wanda:

Wanda: I'll call you back. *hangs up*

Wanda: MY NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Y/N: WHO ARE YOU?!

[yourlovergorl]

Y/n, gardening: Hey, can you bring me a hoe?

Wanda: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Wanda: Here you go.

Y/n:

Wanda:

Natasha: Why am I here?

[rxmqnova]

Natasha: HELP! I TOLD WANDA I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T СООК!

Y/N, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

[delulu-with-wandanat]

Natasha’s 15 year old shameless sibling has a crush on her girlfriend, Wanda.

Wanda: I’m 30 and I'm literally dating your sister-

Y/n, with a squeaky voice: You’RE 30?!

Wanda: Ya…

Y/n:

Y/n: Its okayy, no one has to know bb gworl…

Wanda: DOOONTT-

Natasha: DONT call her bby girl! She’s not your fuckin Spanish teacher-

Y/n: Hola- Hola como estas.

[incorrect-wandanat]

Wanda: Aw man, someone took the last soda.

Nat: What flavor?

Wanda: Oran—

Nat: *pulls out a 12-pack of orange soda*

Wanda: What the hell

Nat: I have a secret stash because they’re your favorite.

Wanda: Okay but you literally just pulled that out of nowhere.

Nat: …because I love you.

Wanda: but wHERE DID THEY COME FROM?

[chaxan08]

Wanda: Where the hell is my red top?

Natasha: Right here.

Wanda: Are you sitting on it?

Natasha: Sitting on what?

[skylarinfinity]

steve: [arguing with natasha] no! we cannot accept m/n as avengers, he literally a werewolf he dangerous!

natasha: [roll her eyes] and i'm one of the most dangerous assassin so what is your point here?

wanda: [scratching m/n head] how could you all say that to him steve? [in baby voice] look at him! he just a precious wittle werewolf!

werewolf m/n:

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket

[incorrectwandanat]

[the avengers are outside playing team sports]

steve: hey, are you upset that you're not on wanda and nat’s team?

reader: are you serious? have you ever seen them play?

meanwhile natasha, shouting at clint: FASTER, COME ON!

wanda: DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT FASTER MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST! COME ON!