#incorrect wednesday text posts

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

[dark-visitors]

[penelopwgarcia]

xavier: would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

yoko: no

divina: absolutely not

bianca: I hope you reach out for me so I can ignore you

tyler: lol I hope that whatever you have going through emotionally scar you for the rest of your life

wednesday: I can't wait to go to your funeral knowing I could've prevent the outcome

[letsgoravendors]

enid sinclair + text posts

(credit for screenshots and texts go to the og creators)

[tumblingxelian]

Enid: Celebratory glitter!! (Throws some glitter) Stranger: Wow, must be hard to keep that wild girlfriend of yours out of trouble. Wednesday: (Stares) Enid has on numerous occasions had to place me in "Air Jail" in order to stop me from flinging myself into the maws of monsters and murderous men armed with nothing but a tooth pick and an overwhelming conviction that I can never die.

[atbondolas]

[weyler]

here have some tyler galpin text posts

[godsdamahalfblood]

Hades: We had to make you move schools!

Hades: The boy's family was going to charge attempted murder!

Hades: How would that have looked on your record, my little storm cloud?

Nico: Terrible.

Nico: Everyone would've known I failed to get the job done.

[adoralopez]

[waviermylove]

𝘞𝘦𝘥𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘈𝘥𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘴 𝘹 𝘟𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘳 𝘛𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘱𝘦

+ text post

[missunderstood-with-ideas]

*Explosions, government collapses, general chaos sound in the distance*

Brandt: Ha! Who’s idiot are those?

*Ethan, Luther, Benji, and Ilsa run past screaming*

Huntley taking a sip of coffee: oh…they are mine…should I-?

Brandt: Eh

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

[ultimobesomascometa]

Wednesday+Texts

x

[penelopwgarcia]

Wednesday: Sitcom where people gradually get killed off and their spot in the opening title theme is replaced with dead silence.

Enid: I'd like to question your definition of a sitcom.

[tumblingxelian]

Wednesday (Opens the door to their dorm room) Enid: Oh gosh, Wednesday you'll never guess what I just read; some guy got into a fight with an octopus at the aquarium! Wednesday (Sopping wet and covered in ink) Well maybe the octopus should have minded its manners.

[faye-writes-stuff]

welp here we go again

INCORRECT QUOTES TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Y/n: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday Dream: Wednesay Y/n: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

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Y/n: Dream, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Dream: Well of course I have. Dream: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Dream: It's boring.

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Y/n: Today is a day of running through hurdles. Ranboo: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles? Y/n: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

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Y/n: Ranboo... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Ranboo: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Y/n: Y/n: I wrote sanitize, Ranboo

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Y/n: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail Sapnap: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Y/n: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming Sapnap: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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George: Welcome, fellow idiots Y/n: Hello, George George: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot Y/n: You underestimate me

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George: *Gets down on one knee* Y/n: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. George: *Falls over* Y/n: The poison is kicking in.

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Tommy: Change is inedible. Y/n: Don't you mean inevitable? Tommy, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Tommy: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Y/n's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

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Tubbo: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Y/n: Oh, I’m always running Y/n: The question is from what

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Tubbo: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Y/n: It’s not a joke. Y/n: *sniffles* Y/n: I’m a legit snack.

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Foolish: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao Y/n: What did you do op? Foolish: A MISTAKE

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Y/n: Foolish... Foolish: Oh no, 'Foolish' in b-flat. Foolish: You're disappointed.

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Technoblade: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Y/n: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Technoblade, desperately, as Y/n bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Y/n: Oh! B positive. Technoblade: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Y/n:

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Technoblade, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something. Y/n: I saw a squirrel in a tree today! Technoblade, with the tone of someone who is used to Y/n: Outstanding. Technoblade: This is what I’m talking about people.

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Technoblade: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Y/n: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Technoblade: Absolutely not.

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i accidentally hit post on this too early so if you saw this b4 it was finished- no you didn't

ANYWAYS enjoy, because the last one got over 300 likes so

ic master list :)