#incorrect wenclair

[writerswho]

Wednesday: Enid texted me “your adorable” so I texted her back and said “no, YOU’RE adorable.”

Eugene: And?

Wednesday: And now we’re dating. We’ve been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like her, so I’m not gonna say anything.

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

Enid: Not that I don’t want to spend more time with you guys but my moms coming to pick me up soon so I should probably head back to the dorms and wait for her.

Morticia: Wednesday has told us much about your mother darling and we were very displeased to hear about how she treats you. So we’re going to bring you home with us.

Gomez: *locks the car doors*

Enid: …am I being kidnapped?

Gomez: No, no of course not.

Enid: So I can go?

Morticia: Well—

Gomez: The thing is—

Wednesday: No.

Morticia: It’s only temporary. We’ll bring you back with Wednesday for the new semester.

Wednesday: Thing has already delivered your mother the ransom note.

Gomez: A good fright will be exactly what she needs to appreciate her unique and most lovely daughter.

Enid:

Enid: This might as well happen. Can we get ice cream on the way back to your place?

Morticia: Certainly. Lurch! Take us to a parlour.

[sqwirrl]

Officiant: If anyone objects to this wedding, speak now or forever hold your peace

Wednesday: *Death glares at everyone*

Enid: She has a knife

Wednesday: several knives

Enid: She has several knives

Wednesday: and a hand grenade

Enid: Mom please don’t say anything

[gmarseln]

Wednesday: who else here thought Enid was my girlfriend?

Wednesday: Enid, put your hand down.

[alexsshittyworld]

Wednesday: *walks by with a knife in her hand*

Enid not looking up from her phone: No.

Wednesday, turning around and walking away: *grumbling* They deserve it.

Enid, still not looking up: I’m sure they do, darling.

[katherines-howard]

enid: wends, come over

wednesday : i can't, i'm burying a body

enid: my mum isn't home

wednesday : i know

[ultimobesomascometa]

Yoko: *throws open the door*

Yoko: So you two are kissing!

Enid and Wednesday: *sitting on bed, reading*

Wednesday: We are? Enid, why didn't you tell me? I would've put my book down.

[kastavanes]

Wednesday : The last boy I kissed turned out to be someone who wanted to kill me.

Wednesday : The last girl I kissed is currently being arrested for trying to free a panda from a Zoo and take it home.

Wednesday turning to look at Enid in handcuffs being put in a car

Wednesday : Upgrades.

[minlein]

"Feeling"

Text written:

"What is this feeling??

Symptoms:

Sudden heart palpitation

Strange feeling around the stomach (bats, perhaps?)

Flushed cheeks"

[d-llahanspade]

It’s the blood moon

[that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you]

Enid: *sees someone commit a murder in the distance* what a psychopath

Enid: *realizes it's Wednesday*

Enid: wait that's MY psychopath-

[lovotomita]

Enid, giggling: what word has the most letters in it?

Wednesday: I believe the longest word is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Enid:….mailbox. The answer is mailbox

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

Wednesday: My girlfriend singlehandedly fought a Hyde during her first transformation as a Werewolf and won. She’s a true killing machine and loyal only to myself. Both beautiful and deadly she’s exactly what I wished for in a romantic partner.

Enid: The last time I went to the ER I checked off ‘excessive crying’ on the symptoms list. And the nurse got really confused before telling me that option was only for babies.

Wednesday:

Wednesday: She’s also very in touch with her emotions. But please, control your teenage hormones. She’s mine.

[caitlynskitten]

Wednesday: Okay Now we can prepare for Enid’s birthday party.

Bianca: What did you do to distract her?

Wednesday: I told her I was practicing animal shapeshifting in the room.

Bianca: And?

Wednesday: I left a Raven there for her.

Bianca: I don’t know if that’s genius or just genuinely mean.

-in the wenclair room-

Enid on the verge of tears: Wednesday why can’t you turn back? Is it because of me?

The raven caws.

Enid: Is it because I broke one the handle of one of your knives when I was throwing them at Yoko?

The raven stares at the werewolf.

Enid bursts into tears: Wednesday I’m sorry for what I did! But we have to talk this out please!

[lorelaiblair]

Enid: *makes a heart shape with her hands at the addamses*

Gomez: i’ve started doing that to my friends

Wednesday: what?

Gomez: to my comrades and business partners

Pugsley: I watched him call cousin Itt his “bff”

Morticia: and our accountant

Pugsley: he called my principal his “bestie”

Wednesday: what have you done?

Enid: *can’t stop laughing*

Enid: this is the best thing ever!

[gmarseln]

Wednesday: You're sick, your temperature is 104.1

Enid: If i was sick, could i do this?!

Enid: *stares intensely at Wednesday*

Wednesday: What are you doing now.

Enid: ...cartwheels. Am i not doing them?

Wednesday, softly: No.