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James, to Lily: I just heard Moony call Padfoot a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there
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padfootslads · 2 days
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Sirius: *hugging Remus* Don’t go anywhere
Remus: *literally hugging back* I haven’t moved
Sirius: No, just - don’t go anywhere
They’re just ❤️❤️🥺🫂🫶🏻
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daddiesdrarryy · 3 months
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Remus: Right hand blue
James: This Twister game is so fun!
Regulus: Not that fun. Are you sure this is right, Remus? Potter is practically on top of me
Remus: Of course it is!
Sirius, whispers: Is it?
Remus: I haven’t used the spinner in half an hour
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faerycross · 1 month
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*sirius and remus are debating intensely*
sirius: there's no way james would ever get a belly button piercing. he's a sports guy ffs
remus: wanna bet on it?
sirius: sure
*a few days later*
james: yo moony you were right, i do look amazing with a belly button piercing
sirius, to remus: no. fucking. way. how did you do it?
remus: i told him regulus would love it
sirius: where is he anyway?
regulus: *screaming into a pillow at the top of his lungs*
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teaformoony · 6 months
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sirius: hey remus, are you awake?
remus: what
sirius: are you awake?
remus: who the fuck do you think just said ‘what’?
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manehead · 2 months
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Sirius: Ugh, this date is boring
Remus: This isn’t a date, I told you I was going to the store.
Sirius: Then why did you invite me?
Remus: I didn’t. I specifically said “do not come with me” and you said “don’t tell me what to do” and just followed me here.
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marlenemckinnonslover · 2 months
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Remus: You look good in that hoodie. Sirius: You know where else I'd look good? Remus, zero hesitation: My bed. Sirius, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
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my-beloved-fandoms · 7 months
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Remus: Fuck the rich
Sirius, breathless: please do
James: What?
Remus: What?
Sirius: What?
Lily, not looking away from her book: I think he said "please do"
Remus: Wait-
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accio-sriracha · 3 months
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Remus: Love, come here you look cold. *wraps Sirius in his arms*
James: *stares at Regulus expectantly*
Regulus: *not looking up from his book* Get a fucking coat, Potter.
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hearts4dorlene · 11 months
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Remus: I'm just going shopping with Dorcas to help them with their Christmas presents for Marlene, do you want anything?
Sirius: No thanks Moony, love you, bye!
Remus: I love you too, see you later!
Regulus: Merlin, you guys are so gay
Sirius: Homophobia doesn't work when you are quite literally fucking my best friend Reg
James: *jaw dropped*
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Sirius : Your smile? I live for that
Remus: Your happiness? I live for that
Regulus: A room? Fucking get one
James: Hotel? Trivago
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that-bitch-kat3 · 7 months
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Remus: I’m going to go undercover with the werewolves.
Sirius: like hell you are! You could die!
Remus: There are already so many people at risk! This could change things!
Sirius: No! We don’t barter lives.
Remus: One life. Mine. My life versus, what, hundreds? Thousands? Hell I know who I would chose. Don’t you?
Sirius: Yes. I know who I would choose.
Sirius: You. Every time.
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daddiesdrarryy · 6 months
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Regulus: Sirius, I have to tell you something. It’s important.
Sirius: Oh? What is it?
Regulus: I kissed your best friend.
Sirius: You kissed Remus?
James, gasps: I’m not your best friend?
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thatfanficbihch · 1 year
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Evan: Lily, if we got married I would be Evan Evans.
Lily: and if we got married me and Pandora would be sister-in-laws!
Remus to Regulus: if I married Sirius, and you married James, what would that make us?
*cuts to James and Sirius arguing over if Freddie Mercury or David Bowie would win in a fight*
Regulus to Remus: if you married Sirius and I married James that would make us idiots.
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aficionadoenthusiast · 11 months
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Regulus: HELP! I told James I'd make dinner and I can't cook!
Remus, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you came to us?
Sirius, at the same time and already burning water: Don't worry, we got this
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faerycross · 3 months
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sirius: i was gonna say i love you but this unbearable sense of terror and crippling fear of rejection got in the way srry
remus: i love you too babe
sirius: :>
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