I couldn't miss the chance to do this manip.
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Peter: What’s something you guys are better than Natasha at?
Clint: Mario Kart.
Yelena: Yeah, video games.
Maria: Emotional vulnerability.
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Peter: Hey, mom, can you-
Nat: Did you just call me mom?
Yelena: He just called you mom.
Wanda, walking in: What’s going on?
Yelena: Peter called Natasha mom.
Wanda: Oh my god, Peter, you called her mom?!?
Peter: *nervous sweats* Yes?
Nat: DO IT AGAIN, I’VE NEVER FELT SO HAPPY!
Kate, walking in: Hey, moms, when are we gonna-
Kate:
Nat: MY BABIES!
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Kate, on the phone with Yelena walking up her apartment complex stairs: they said it was a salsa class so I showed up and they made me dance.
Yelena: you thought it was for chips and salsa?
Kate: well yeah. I brought my chips and everything.
Yelena: aww little hawk. I am sorry you are disappointed.
Kate: yeah me too. Hold on. *she hung up the phone and opened the loft door*
Yelena: surprise? *she turned around in the kitchen where she had prepared a variety of different salsas for her girlfriend* when I saw you leave with the chips I knew you’d come back sad.
Kate: you made these all for me?
Yelena: well for us. They are arranged by spice level. *she reached behind her and handed Kate a bowl* I’d start with the least spicy and go up.
Kate, melting: marry me?
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Kidnapper on the phone: We have your child
Natasha: No, Peter is next to me doing his homework and Y/n is listening to music on the couch
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for me to put hot sauce on her Mac and cheese?
Natasha: OMG, you have my sister Yelena
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yelena : [try to threaten male reader] you have no idea what i'm capable of!
male reader : [who actually almost eight foot tall titan] don't take this to heart, but i never imagined being threatened by an goblin until now.
[yelena gasp offended but didn't do anything else other than pouting]
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Y/n: *Casually watching a tiktok.*
*That 'why am I so obsessed with Techwear guy'*
Tiktok guy: -Maybe It's because it has so many hidden pockets?
Yelena: Pockets???
Y/n *Looks up*: Hmmm? Oh yeah, have you seen this jacket? It has a lot of cool features. It's water repellent, looks futuristic, has many pockets-
Yelena: POCKETS?!!! *Slams Natasha's credit card.* I'll take 5-
*Extra*
Natasha: WHO THE FUCK USED MY CREDIT CARD?!
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Kate: *Goes to collect rent from Yelena*
Yelena, holding a lighter to the Monopoly board: Sweetheart, you know I love you but don't you dare
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Yelena Bolova: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way?
Kate Bishop: Wait, what’s the difference?
Yelena Bolova: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.
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Clint: Yelena, what would you rather be, a lion or a panda?
Yelena: Clint Barton, I am me. Why would I want to be anything else?
Clint: I don’t think you realize how psychologically healthy that actually is.
Later:
Kate: She’s a lion.
Clint: Definitely a lion.
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Kate: Bucky will try to talk to you.
Yelena: If he tries anything, I can kick him out of the quinjet.
Kate: Asking him to leave, right?
Yelena smiling: I'm going to determine according to my mood.
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Peter: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
Clint: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Natasha: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Maria: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Yelena: My moral code, is that you?
Peter:
Peter: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
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Yelena: I can’t wait until your wedding.
Kate: So how did you two meet?
Nat: I tried to kill her and her brother, who is now dead.
Wanda: And I tried to kill her and her entire team, which is now broken up after they all tried to kill each other.
Kate: *blinks*
Yelena: Damn. How are we gonna fill the wedding guest list?
Wanda: *smiling* I’m going to invite the citizens of the town I enslaved.
Kate: tHE WHAT
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*Yelena briefing the team on the important steps of the mission*
Kate: *staring at Yelena’s ass as she writes on the smart hub*
Sonya, leaning over: did you hear what my assignment was?
Kate: black
Sonya: what?
Kate: I thought you asked me the color of Yelena’s pants.
Yelena, smirking: stop staring at my ass, Kate Bishop. Do you want to succeed or not? Now as I was saying… *turns back to the smart hub*
Sonya: at least pretend to listen.
Kate: I am listening.
Yelena: *walking over to the table* that would be convincing if your notebook didn’t have little hearts with K loves Y written all over it.
Kate: that doesn’t have anything to do with you.
Yelena, smirking: then what does it stand for?
Kate, panicking: Kate loves yodeling.
Yelena, rolling her eyes: pay attention. Both of you.
Sonya, whispering: smooth, Ekaterina.
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