#incorrect young justice quotes

[batfamgalore]

*Wally is trying to convince Dick that a random death is actually a murder but there’s absolutely no evidence showing that*

Wally: Come here, man. Find me a clue. Find me a clue right now.

*Dick picks up a long piece of paper with a ton of random names and numbers*

Dick: Oh, my god.

Wally: What?

Dick: I’m so bored.

[arguablysomaya]

Tim (about Kon): I can fix him.

Cassie: You are literally worse.

[incorrectbatfam]

[raiding the batfam's fridge]

Kon: All right, they've got water, orange juice, and... what looks like cider.

Bart: Taste it.

Kon: *drinks it*

Kon: Yep, it’s fat. I drank fat.

Bart: Yeah, I know. I did that two minutes ago.

[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

Damian: Santa’s not real.

Jason: Only because Tim and his friends KILLED him.

Tim: Oh for the love of- we didn’t kill him!

Jason: yeah we know, he died under “mysterious” circumstances.

Tim: It was a meteor!

[girly-blogging]

its them

[niiwa-angel]

The Core Four: would you still love us if we were worms?

Wonder Woman: I would keep you in the best gardens of Themyscira and fight any predators that came your way.

Wonder Girl: 😁

Batman: I would make worm sized weaponry for you and train you to be the most well trained worm in history.

Robin: 😁

Flash: I would make you a proper terrarium to live in and make sure you always had fresh dirt.

Impulse: 😁

Superman: I don't even like you now.

Superboy:😢

[impulseowlll]

*Tim bursts into the room with news about a mission* Tim: Guys! We're going to New Hampshire! *Bart mishears* Bart: But we don't even have a hamster. How can we get a new one, if we don't have one? Tim: No, not a new hamster, New Hampshire. *Connor walks into the room* Connor: We're getting a hamster? Tim: No, we are going to New Hampshire. Connor: Oh. Are we getting a hamster from there? *Tim face-palm* Tim: There are no hamsters.

[two-sibyls-tall]

*in the Young Justice group chat at 2:42 am*

Tim: Me, watching a table: haha its doin a little dancey dance

*the next morning*

Cassie: Hey quick question what the FUCK did that mean

Tim: Sorry I was fighting my sleep meds Im not sure either

Bart: Clearly the table was doing a little dancey dance

[kazuko-stuff]

Mommy

Warning: just a crack idea based on the mommy meme

Wally: How do you feel of boys calling girls mommy

Dick: so if girls can us daddy

Roy: so why can’t we call each other daddy

Dick: No, mommy! You know what I meant

Wally: you can call me mommy anytime

Roy: I as well

Dick: Wally, you being mommy, in your dreams

Roy: and you think you can be daddy

Dick: I am the most handsome

*All three continuing chatting*

Y/n: hey guys, ready for smash bros

Dick: oh hey mommy

Y/n,Roy, Wally: ……

Y/N: WHAT!!!!

Dick: 😏

Y/N: Hey baby

Dick: 😳

[rose-of-many-colors]

Y/N: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Jason?

Jason: No

Dick: I do

Y/N: I know, Dick

Dick: I'm sad

Y/N: I know, Dick

[batfamgalore]

*Superboy is benched from a mission but shows up to help with the investigation*

Wally: Connor, what’s up? And the outfit, man. What, are you back on the job already?

Connor: No, these are my civvies.

Artemis: They look exactly like your work clothes.

Connor: Hardly. I’m wearing my suede bucks. They’re a casual gentleman’s shoe.

Dick: A casual gentleman’s shoe. What are you, the Great Gatsby?

[arguablysomaya]

Tim: Why do I always let you two talk me into things like this?

Kon: This was literally your idea!

Bart: You made charts.

Kon: And diagrams.

Bart: And code names-

Tim: YES ALRIGHT FINE. FUCK.

[headcanonthings]

Kon: Isn't that embezzlement? Bart: No, embezzlement is when you put jewels on your jacket. Cassie: I think you mean bedazzling. Tim: Which is also a crime.

[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

Tim: If I had a nickel for every time I’ve fallen in love with my best friend-

Tim: Well I’d have a lot of nickles-

[yjcorefourenjoyer]

*one of the songs of a new up and coming band plays over the watchtower speakers. The singers sound suspiciously like the members of yj98*

Batman:

Robin(Tim):

Batman:

Robin:

Batman:

Robin: “did you use voice recognition-”

Batman: *nod*

Robin: *sight of defeat* “their gonna kill me……”