*Court of owls is back and the batfam is trying to get inside to know what they're doing now*
Tim: Dick, you had history with the court, do you have anything that give us any connection to them?
Dick: sure let's see *open wallet and start picking up cards* I'm an Elk, a Mason, a communist, I'm the president of the gay and lesbian alliance...
...for some reason, ah here it is! Court of owls member.
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If Yuu had adhd
Vil: You must look at the person when talking to them, it is rude not to look them in the eye.
Yuu: Of course Vil, so can you continue what you were saying?
Vil: Getting back on topic, I was saying that….
Yuu, looking straight into his eyes: Hunhun, I'm listening.
Vil: Then my manager said that…
Yuu, quickly looking at Vil's lip gloss: *what is the exact color of his lips? Is the brand new?* Did he have the courage to do that?
Vil: How audacious! And do you know what my father said about that?
Yuu, looking at Vil's hair: *I've seen this shade of blonde somewhere, where was it again? * Tell me more Vil...
Vil: Absolutely ridiculous, for a reputable company they should…
Yuu,looking at the curtain behind Vil's head:*The print on Pomefiore's curtain is beautiful, I've seen in a movie the princess who made a dress with the help of animals? Could I do something like that?* Are you going to sue them Vil? Is this the first time you've done this?
Vil: It's the first and last time! But I don't want to think about it now, it will only give me unnecessary wrinkles. Would you like to join me for tea, prefect?
Yuu, thinking hard about what the film was so she could sew the dress model: *the film is… the film is… THE MOVIE IS…!* Enchanted!
Vil: it's "Delighted", prefect. You got distracted again, didn't you?
Yuu, staring at Vil's hair and remembering: Marlyn Moroe.
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Dally after the gang bailed him out:
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Tony: I've figured out your plan on how to sneak out and be Spiderman!
Peter: Well that just proves you're an idiot because I don't have a plan!
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Y/N: Guys I almost choked to death last night
Nesta: You’ll be fine. Next time you just have to stay still and breath through your nose before you take more.
Y/N [confused]: … I was talking about choking on food… What are you talking about…?
Nesta:… huh- I was talking about choking on stuff in general…
Cassian : I’m stuff in general.
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Y/N: God, give me patience.
Dabi: I think you mean 'give me strength', doll.
Y/N: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Apollo: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Leonidas, trying to read: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Apollo: I—
Apollo: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
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Aemond: I prevented a murder today.
Y/N: That's wonderful dear! How'd you do it?
Aemond: Self-control.
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Leon and Jill have a one-on-one fight until they recognize each other:
Leon: Hey, you're Chris' girl, aren't you?!
Jill: He called me that?
Leon: No, but Claire did.
Jill: Oh, you're that Leon guy Claire keeps rambling about.
Leon: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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bridgertons looking at their spouses from afar: oh, they’re adorable
bridgertons when they see their spouses up close: oh, they’re traumatized!
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10yo Dick: Dad, am I ugly?
Bruce: Of course not, you're one of the cutest boy in the world.
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Jason, Tim and Damian at the same age: Dad am I ugly?
Bruce: Very much.
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I'm SURE at some point they said that
Yuu: I'm in such a disgusting mood today that a bus passed by and I looked at the number and thought what a ridiculous numerical sequence
Idia: forced celibacy - I am no longer interested in a living soul that inhabits the earth
Ruggie: They romanticized the organ completely wrong, because the stomach is clearly much more emotional than the heart.
Rook: First time I use an Uber motorcycle: the guy flirted with me, complimented me on my perfume, almost knocked me down, didn't let me be late. 5 stars because it had romance, adventure and a satisfactory conclusion.
Leona: date idea I'll go to YOUR HOUSE, take a nap in YOUR bed and then leave
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Dallas talkin about how twobit was gonna drive to Texas to find Johnny and pony. Like we all know twobits drunk ass CAN NOT drive 😭😭💀💀
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Tony: why did you do that! You should know better!
Peter: why would I know my webs don't work on icicles?!
Tony: after billions of years of evolution you should know that!
Peter: Shut up! You are the reason why people don't believe in evolution!
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Draco: DAMN, WHAT ARE THOSEEE-
Y/n: Those are literally my t*ts Draco-
Draco: My favorite topic~
Y/n: Draco, you are drunk.
Draco: Drunk, who? You are drunk!
Y/n: 😀?
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*Cassian and Y/N passing through the Summer Court*
Cassian: You know you’ve made it when you see your face everywhere.
Y/N: Those are wanted posters.
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