#inspired by True Events

[deadnightrun]

Tim Drake subtly doing the macarena disguised as stretching in the middle of briefings or meetings and waiting to see how long people will notice.

Stretches his hands out, a minute later put his hands on his hips, a few minutes later he rests his hands over his head then a few minutes later puts his hands on his hips to stretch his legs out side to side.

Jason is the only one who notices. He hates it. Steph started it and is actively trying not to bust out in laughter. Bruce thinks Tim needs a chiropractor.

[doggirlchewtoy]

my gf and I saw you from across the micro center and we love your boymoder vibe, can we get your discord?

[here-comes-the-moose]

Crosshair: Hunter may I please have some more money?

Hunter: I just gave you your allowance! How did you already spend all of it???

Crosshair: *flashbacks to the insane amount of treats, clothes, and toys he bought Batcher, Omega, and Tech and Phee’s kids he bought on a shopping spree*

Crosshair: Inflation is crazy right now.

[poison-into-positivity]

"i'm going to put on ofmd in the background while i do the dishes/cook/clean my apartment" FOOL!!!!! that is the DEVIL talking! you will inevitably be absolutely transfixed by it and be unable to do anything other than sit mesmerized in front of the screen, no matter how many times you've seen it. and you can't do anything about it

[jokin-around]

what would gay ppl do without each other frankly?

[eternal-ascensionism]

Okay yeah yeah yeah Noah doing aftercare for you

WHAT ABOUT DOING AFTERCARE FOR NOAH?

Like he’s so fucked out he’s jolting a little bit cause he’s still inside and you’re pulsing around him from your own orgasm and he gets whiny and taps your hip to pull off of him and you just roll to the side and stroke his hair going “are you alright? Do you need anything?” He signals for a drink, brain still too fuzzy to form words. You think he’s the cutest when he’s gone non verbal from all the stimulation!!! He gratefully accepts a bottle of water you offer and drains half of it before passing it back so you can finish the rest and he grabs onto your thigh likes it’s the thing keeping him tethered to reality. You curl into Noah’s side and throw a leg over his waist, careful not to brush where he’s still most sensitive. You play with strands of his hair and watch as his breathing returns to normal and he lets out a slightly hoarse “thank you, I love you so much”

[maddie-w-draws]

fanart of my cat biting jason todd

[akwardsilince]

Person A: “I threw up.”

Person B: “Why?”

Person A: “Very philosophical— give me a moment. I’m going to throw up again”

[margotmilevaz]

Hey everyone. Friendly reminder. It's probably time to wash your Big Hoodie. Throw it in with your laundry next time you run it. Peace n love

[gutz-n-w1rez]

theres something life-altering about shoving a strong vibrator into ur pussy and hump ur bed until u cant stop growlin n snarlin into it….

[anxious-lee]

when your shy friend who only ever chuckles quietly at things finally giggles (and it's adorable)

[maxkirin]

everybody:

me, talking about my OCs:

[deadvalentine]

Me: Please come home, Kinich

Kinich: Ok. Give me 130 wishes

Me: ....... you're lucky I love you

[o-sahiba]

I was writing poetries for him,

in a language he couldn't read

[e-121phi]

Something inherently homoerotic about a ketchup bottle. You have to vigorously jack it off, maybe spank it a little just to get it going, and then sometimes when you pop the cap open it gets a bit excited and prematurely unloads all over your wrist

[audarcy]

well your "sensitive white boy" was just arrested for impersonating home depot employees to steal generators