Very grateful that with one kink with my neuro-ophthalmologist aside (he told my neurologist that instead of a shunt I should get bariatric surgery, but then at my next appointment when I started to bitch him out the apologized and told me my No was enough reason for him to drop the issue), none of my many doctors in Baltimore have ever given me grief for being fat, and in fact every time I do lose weight (unwillingly) they go into panic mode like they're all doing now with this duodenum mystery
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'Oh, so you're into me again?' I ask . . .
'I wasn't aware I was over you,' she says.
Anna Dorn, from Vagablonde
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And I am
Who I believe to be
Your disease
Fall into me
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Coulro i asked 'someone' about your relationship with Ghoore and apparently he had a lot of rage you would "gladly accept"? Would this have been about the intimate side of your relationship or was there a domestic side that was unhealthy?
((What do you think?))
((I would gladly let him, release his stress and, Anger, into me if it, Meant that he, was relaxed.))
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staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)
me:
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Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way opened to it?
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it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.
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hi. i made some images.
feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required
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so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication
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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen
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there's a cherry blossom tree in DC that keeps blooming every year even though it shouldn't and the park service keeps thinking it's dead and then it keeps blooming! well they're removing a lot of trees to rehabilitate the area and they've said it's finally time for stumpy to go and they're going to mulch it and use the mulch to enrich all the other trees so it can help everything else keep going. and they're also going to plant spliced little pieces of it all over so that stumpy can live forever and this is genuinely sending me into a spiral
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