#irl memes

[prowlingthunder]

Tagged by @ann-i-inthestars who knows I'm like, the most recluse person ever. Okay, here goes! What song comes on and ALWAYS makes you think "Yes! That is my jam!"

Dear lord. Do I even have one of these?? Uhm. If this is qualified as "songs which always get cranked up to 11" then Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue (The Angry American) by Toby Keith. If this is qualified as "songs which always make me emotional" then it's Riding with Private Malone by David Ball. If you want it qualified as "songs with the tagline I will always sing" it's Barracuda by Heart. If it's "the song that perfectly encapsulates my childhood" you want Pitbulls and Chainsaws by the Bellamy Brothers. If you want the song that will always give me chills, you're gonna need Human Condition by Wither. There's some others, but again, I'm going to need this definition redefined.

If you could only reread one book/series forever what would it be?

The dictionary. I'm only allowed to read one thing? Solid. It's gonna be the thing constantly being updated with words, it's available in almost every language, and nobody said I can't write new things, just that I can't read things.

If you could only rewatch one show forever what would it be?

This doesn't really have an answer :/ though, probably Star Trek, for as much raw material as it has. Plus, if it's spinoffs, it includes even MORE material.

What did you do when AO3 was down?

It never went down for me. I'm serious. I think I was at work when it happened but every break and spare check I needed to turn a page, turn a page it did. So it genuinely was never down for me. I only knew it was supposed to be down because people were talking about how it was down.

Time to tag folks, I guess. @mtraki @mandakatt @thelavenderhimbo @spyscrapper @zpansven @eleutheria-has-won @linwyrms-lair @lesbian-batman @khantoelessar

[the-dragon-girl-27]

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

you are greeted by...... her

[owlispls]

Andre sprechen von Wertschätzung. WIR SCHÄTTEN EINANDER.

„BeI uNs KuNdEnBeTrEuEr*iNeN iSt DaS sOoOi AuCh MiT dAbEI!“

[uncanny-tranny]

Learning to internalize the message above, but art is in all of our bones. If you feel afraid to create art because it won't be "good enough," it's worth it to explore why you feel that fear. Creating art is one of the basic impulses of people, and if you want to create art, then you absolutely must.

[dkettchen]

cursed construction core hi vis bra that came to me in a dream

In the dream I saw it in the window display of a hardware/DIY/trade shop, implying it was meant to be a practical garment designed for actual female constructions workers in a Female Armour level missed-the-brief attempt at gender inclusion

The practical support from the visible underwire combined with the hi vis implying it’s not meant to be worn as an undergarment, I just-

I blame my binge-reading ND Stevenson’s gender comics talking abt masculinity and femininity incl the one abt Victoria’s Secret lingerie yesterday for this monstrosity x’D

[mysidaesm]

Actual thought my egg-ass had

[nim-arts]

me when all I can think about is baldurs gate 3

[new-twitter-memes]

Teen me pre adhd diagnosis just casually disassociating from stress & anxiety👌💯

[hheisa]

How it feels to talk to someone who laughs "normal" in text messages:

[seven-oh-four]

do you think people in the pokémon universe are pissed that rotom is no longer a legendary like people are pissed that pluto is no longer a planet and get into discourse about it

[dailyfigures]

save me hatsune miku....hatsune miku...save me....

[andxisha]

[lesamouraisstuff]

[gay-little-axolotl]

this is how tgwdlm went right

[fretbored34]

And now everyone's pushing their way onto the Tumblr lifeboat

[fierybud]