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oscorp-lawsuit · 11 months
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Headcanon that when Peter accidentally calls Tony dad for the first time, he immediately freaks out over his slip-up (as usual) but Tony is running on like -20 hours of sleep and doesn’t even notice the mistake but he responds to it so suddenly Peter spirals into ANOTHER crisis because does that mean Tony thinks of Peter as his son, or did he just not hear him right? And now he doesn’t know how to bring it up without outing the fact that he wants Mr. Stark to be his dad
Peter: “Hey, dad?”
Peter, internally: Wait, shit shit! Why did I say that? I can’t call Mr. Stark DAD. That’s so creepy-
Tony, dead on his feet and hearing colors: “Yeah, Pete?”
Peter:
Peter, tearing up: “Um-”
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idk-bruh-20 · 7 months
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Irondad fic ideas #155
Tony can be... a bit overbearing with his helicopter parent tendencies. To combat this, Peter sets up a small protocol with FRIDAY. 
Any time Tony wants to do something paranoid or invasive, FRIDAY is to send him a helpful article first, with titles like "Excessive Surveillance Can Harm Adolescent Development, Study Finds" and "Why Teens Need Privacy From Their Parents"
Peter leaves the choice of articles up to FRIDAY, trusting her to send ones that fit the situation.
While this protocol does get Tony to reconsider some of his more... extreme impractical requests, in most cases it fails to change his mind. Being hands-off about Peter's safety is not something he can do -- not when he knows the kinds of dangers this particular kid could face.
He's grateful for the insight that the protocol has given him, though. So instead of removing it, he decides to add to it. He asks FRIDAY to make it a two-way street. Now, whenever Peter complains about one of Tony's safety protocols, FRIDAY will send an article to help him understand
However, Tony doesn't anticipate the kinds of articles FRIDAY will choose. While she continues to send Tony studies and editorials, to Peter she sends news reports from Tony's past
Peter's mad that Tony has put trackers in everything he owns? -- "Tony Stark Still Missing: Inside Month Three of the Harrowing Search"
Peter hates the constant health monitoring that FRIDAY does when he's in the tower? -- "Death Wish or Death Sentence? Stark Behavior Tied to Secret Illness that Almost Cost Him His Life"
It goes on and on. For every seemingly insane overreach, there's a story, an experience Tony is trying to protect Peter from. 
They both still disagree about how much protection is too much, but at least they understand each other better now
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stxrddst · 6 months
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iron dad and spider son + three versions of the same drawing because i couldn’t decide which one i liked more
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irondad3000 · 11 months
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*The Avengers sitting around the living room*
Clint: let's play Two Truths One Lie
Natasha: yeah i've heard of that one.
Peter: oh i'll go first!
Peter: i'm small, my eyes are green, and a whole building once fell on me and i almost died!
Tony: that's the right idea kiddo but it's gotta be a bit more challenging for everybod-
Pepper: his eyes are brown.
Tony: ....
Tony: a building wHAT
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suzieloveships · 23 days
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POV: you are telling fanfics writers that they don't have to antagonize or kill off character's bio parents to validate their relationship with a mentor character/ writing a fic about a character and their parental figure doesn't invalidate the character's bio parents and everything their did while raising their child / people are allow to have more than one parental figure in their life and you can have a good relationship with your alive bio parents and still see other adults as parental figures because love doesn't have limits
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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year
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Peter: what's stopping Jeff bezos from being santa?
Tony: What?
Peter: He has our addresses, he has drones, he has our wishlists and intimate knowledge of our habits
Tony: yeah, I guess
Peter: He is specifically making the choice not to be santa
Tony: yeah, I guess you're right
*later*
Tony: Pepper, just listen! It's a great idea!
Pepper: Tony! We are not sending gifts to everyone in the world via empty Iron Man suits! That breaks a million health and safety violations!
Tony: ...okay. but what if we used drones!?
Pepper: TONY! NO!
Tony: BUT I WANT TO BE SANTA!
Peter: I want Mr stark to be Santa too!
Morgan: IS DADDY GONNA BE SANTA!?
Peter and Tony: YES!
Pepper: NO!
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dana-is-snax · 2 months
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ST*RKERS DNI
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batnardomcfly · 6 months
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*Tony stark getting a phone call at 3am*
Peter: mister stark you remember when you told me not to do something stupid
Tony sighing: yeah
Peter: I did something stupid
Tony halfway in the Iron Man suit: of course you did pete, of course you did
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ungrateful-sneeze · 6 months
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Peter 100% has a collection of souvenirs from his time as Spider-Man.
Various knives he’s been stabbed with, bullets that have been in him, poles that have impaled him.
Tony thinks it’s creepy and weird.
Peter thinks it’s funny.
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spideyspetertingle · 1 year
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Peter: Mr. Stark!! Did you know that mochi is called that because of the word “Mochila” in Spanish meaning backpack? It’s like an ice cream backpack! Tony: ...I don’t believe you, but I don’t know enough to prove you wrong.  
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oscorp-lawsuit · 11 months
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Pepper: Tony, why do you keep ignoring lab safety protocol when it always ends in some sort of explosion or OSHA violation?
Tony: Well, Pep, some of the greatest scientific discoveries were made by ignoring lab safety protocol. Besides, Tony backwards spells “Y Not” so it’s really in my namesake.
Pepper:
Pepper: Did Peter give you that one?
Tony: Yes, he did.
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idk-bruh-20 · 11 months
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Irondad fic ideas #130
You know that trope where SI employees call Peter "Stark Jr."?
Fic where Tony learns about this and loves it. One night, at one of their weekly Ironfam dinners, he gleefully brags about it in front of May
In retaliation, May says to Tony, "Okay, Parker Sr."
No angst miscommunications, just hilarity. Everyone knows this is about the honor of being included in each other's families
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womp-womp-chomp-chomp · 7 months
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Peter Parker as text messages
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irondad3000 · 11 months
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Friday randomly reminds Tony to sleep. And Peter heard her.
*Tony and Peter in the lab*
F.R.I.D.A.Y: Boss, the last time you slept was a two hour nap three days ago. I think you should rest a bit.
Tony: I'm fine Fri.
Peter:
Peter: 3 days?! And you were mad I didn't get 8 hours last night?
Tony: Well see, I-
Peter: Friday please inform Ms. Potts.
Tony: Fri don't
F.R.I.D.A.Y: Informed.
Tony: shit
*1.7 second later*
Pepper [bursting into the lab]: ANTHONY EDWARD STARK-
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Tony: Any plans for tonight?
Peter: No.
Tony: Loser.
Peter: Thanks, dad.
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