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Tony: I didn’t drink that much last night.
Harley: You were flirting with Strange.
Tony: So what? He’s my husband.
Peter: You asked if he was single.
America: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.
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lilylovelyxo · 1 year
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Tony coming out of the bedroom: “Where’s my good underwear?”
Y/N slightly disgusted: “The question is, why isn’t all your underwear good, Tony? You make a nice living.”
Tony: “The new maid keeps mixing up my underwear with Peter’s. Put on the first thing I grabbed. It was like a crotch tourniquet.”
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sm-baby · 2 years
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CURSE MY INDECISIVENEDSS... *shakes them* WHAT DYNAMIC DO YOU HAVVVE
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delicacydelicacy · 2 years
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Spider一Man Masterlist
I. My Family Might be a Walking Disaster, where as a kid peter was kidnapped by the winter soldier, taken to Ukraine, and then adopted by may and rick parker. II. Safety in your arms, with tony in another country and his aunt may out of town, Peter is going to be staying at the Stark Tower with Pepper, his pseudo mom III. You’re my dad, boogie woogie woogie, where peter’s entire class finds out about his relationship with tony stark through the dumb ringtone peter has for his dad’s number IV. The Heir to Stark Industries, tony is training Peter to be the next heir to the company, only the teen just doesn’t know it yet V. Call You Home, sometimes family is can consist of a spider boy, a rich not-dad, and a kickass aunt VI. Autistic Peter Parker, a lot of spiderson and peter with the avengers stories where peter is autistic VII. Protect the ones you love, tony stark might be a billionaire and a “good guy” but peter is still hesitant about the idea of his mom dating him VIII. Fifteen but You Act Twenty Five Now, a shameless au story about Peter Parker’s life IX. Tony Stark has a Heart, a few major elements  or events of the mcu reimagined as if Tony was peter’s biological dad X. With Great Powers comes… Temporary Babysitting?, where star lord drops by and asks peter to babysit groot for a few weeks XI. Follow you until the end, instead of having a hysterectomy like she was promised, Natasha ended up getting pregnant. XII.Five Times Tony Stark Tried to Be a Good Dad, plus one additional moment when he already knew he was a good dad XIII. The Simple Life, a “game plan” au with Peter Parker and Tony Stark XIV. Kiddie Peter Parker One Shots, what the title says, but a whole 66,000 word collection of these stories XV. Pride & Joy, in which peter has a boyfriend and Tony learns a lesson in love and allyship XVI. You should have been there, it’s peter’s birthday and tony, the one person he wants there, isn’t. luckily, he makes up for it in a very public way. XVII. Not broken just bent, Tony and Pepper are only just getting a grasp of life as parents, with their newborn baby, Morgan. So when Tony gets a call from social services asking them to take in a traumatised, teenage Peter Parker and he agreed XVIII. My Family Might be a Walking Disaster, where as a kid peter was kidnapped by the winter soldier, taken to ukraine and then adopted by may and rick parker. XIX. Are We Related? a series of stories where peter realizes that he sees tony as a father figure of sorts, and of tony realizing he sees peter as his son
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kitturah · 2 years
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Can we please get a Marvel show called Young Tony where we see Tony being brought up by Edwin Jarvis?
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Kid prompt
Kid character is young and has a bad habit of telling everyone they meet the word 'kidnap', which of course causes no end of panic and trouble for the kid's adult, because the strangers assume they've abducted the kid, meanwhile, the kid's gotten used to being lovingly called 'Kid' by their adult and really, really wants a nap. Kid nap.
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AU, where Peter wasn't bitten by radioactive spider and actually gets an internship at SI
His works interested Tony, so they work together
Bla bla bla
Aaaand we have Iron Dad and Iron Son
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stil-lindigo · 6 months
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the fox god.
a comic about a trickster.
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all my other comics
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preluvz · 3 months
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I would probably* sell my soul to you, Lego Inc, if you made my dreams a realityplease
What would you guys order from here and/or the Heroes menu🍹🐒⁉️
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complete-clownery · 3 months
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Hahaha okay rant about this amazing fanfic (you probably heard of this one already but still)
So whenever it comes to explaining and writing under my posts I just get lazy but I need to push through this cuz I need to talk
So the fanarts were made for the lmk fanfiction sunbreak, that a lot of you (probably mostly shadowpeach shippers) had read, and it is amazing, I read trough it as fast as my brain let me and as you can see it has pleasantly scratched my brain so much so that I even (attempted) to make fanart for it
Ngl if I wasn't a major pussy I would try to illustrate the whole thing or make covers for each chapter but Im unable to work on something more than 2 hours and I would want those to look good, but good looking art (if I don't mess up) takes 6 hours ughh--- annoying much---
Anyways I'm not good with literature but man is this fix a masterpiece *chefs kiss* its everything its amazing, I was unable to put it down once I started it
Okay i dont think I have the brain capacity to explain how much I worship the writer of this masterpiece @ladygreenfrisbee , so i'm just going to talk about the drawings a tad
So first picture with Red Son and MK its sort of like an au in the fic where the whole lbd plot is somehow nonexistent and after Macaque gets to his sisters domain they settle down and raise the kids together without much of an issue aside from assassinations keep happening and trying not to get in trouble with the heavens
Id like to think that Gongzhu still wouldn't let the court tailors to put any form of red or gold on MKs outfits and only allowed the yellow after when MK was old enough to declare that yellow was his favorite color, but even now she would insist on some form of purple and shadow motives to let others know who the mother is
We also got baby MK and toddler Red Son and sassy LIF and Mac
Third pic with the lion: I don't know what it was or why but I just love general Song so much--- he's a major dickhead but sgvshshsevkdididhr (actually I kinda love all the original characters in this one, from the generals to the old lady in the beginning of the book, (gosh I also wanna draw some scenes from those chapters I loved how Mac and she interacted hshsjsj))
so chapter 34 was probably my favorite so far I re read it about two more times cuz it was amazing to see Macaque being the schemer he is and try to piss of Song lol
Last picture: its a sketch/a wip or whatever (probably not going to finish it but im still putting it there cuz its somewhat decent looking)
Its the part where Wukong remembered of Macaque finally finding him and asking for him to come back to flower fruit mountain.
I tried to make Macaque look more unhinged on this one but since I didn't finish it I dont think its that noticable so fuck that but I also gave him a halo like the saints to symbolise his suffering and what not (thought it looked cool and fitting think whatever you want about it lol)
And that all ((((hollly mother))))
If you read this trough, thank you and congrats👏👏
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stupidcowboykid · 10 months
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Tony: Be myself? Rhodey, I have one night to win over Stephen's kid. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Peter: Couple weeks.
Harley: Six months.
Riri: Jury’s still out.
Tony: See, Rhodey? “Be myself”, what kind of garbage advice is that?
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oscorp-lawsuit · 11 months
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Headcanon that when Peter accidentally calls Tony dad for the first time, he immediately freaks out over his slip-up (as usual) but Tony is running on like -20 hours of sleep and doesn’t even notice the mistake but he responds to it so suddenly Peter spirals into ANOTHER crisis because does that mean Tony thinks of Peter as his son, or did he just not hear him right? And now he doesn’t know how to bring it up without outing the fact that he wants Mr. Stark to be his dad
Peter: “Hey, dad?”
Peter, internally: Wait, shit shit! Why did I say that? I can’t call Mr. Stark DAD. That’s so creepy-
Tony, dead on his feet and hearing colors: “Yeah, Pete?”
Peter:
Peter, tearing up: “Um-”
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sm-baby · 2 years
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IRON. SON.
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idk-bruh-20 · 7 months
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Irondad fic ideas #155
Tony can be... a bit overbearing with his helicopter parent tendencies. To combat this, Peter sets up a small protocol with FRIDAY. 
Any time Tony wants to do something paranoid or invasive, FRIDAY is to send him a helpful article first, with titles like "Excessive Surveillance Can Harm Adolescent Development, Study Finds" and "Why Teens Need Privacy From Their Parents"
Peter leaves the choice of articles up to FRIDAY, trusting her to send ones that fit the situation.
While this protocol does get Tony to reconsider some of his more... extreme impractical requests, in most cases it fails to change his mind. Being hands-off about Peter's safety is not something he can do -- not when he knows the kinds of dangers this particular kid could face.
He's grateful for the insight that the protocol has given him, though. So instead of removing it, he decides to add to it. He asks FRIDAY to make it a two-way street. Now, whenever Peter complains about one of Tony's safety protocols, FRIDAY will send an article to help him understand
However, Tony doesn't anticipate the kinds of articles FRIDAY will choose. While she continues to send Tony studies and editorials, to Peter she sends news reports from Tony's past
Peter's mad that Tony has put trackers in everything he owns? -- "Tony Stark Still Missing: Inside Month Three of the Harrowing Search"
Peter hates the constant health monitoring that FRIDAY does when he's in the tower? -- "Death Wish or Death Sentence? Stark Behavior Tied to Secret Illness that Almost Cost Him His Life"
It goes on and on. For every seemingly insane overreach, there's a story, an experience Tony is trying to protect Peter from. 
They both still disagree about how much protection is too much, but at least they understand each other better now
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deadshadowcreature · 15 days
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Some infernos
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