#is not working

[mossywizard]

If my first broken bone comes about cuz a dog was overly excited to go piss. I hope I can one day make it a funny story cuz holy shit this hurts so much

[kikitrait]

A night out to lift the mood (?)

[wantonlywindswept]

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anybody got paz/din fic prompts for me to try writing

[ykimhak01]

hello guys i need you tell you something i buy the new phone but i try download the gacha mod but is didn't work....i try agian it but still not.....happening...... i don't konw what i do......😭😭😖😖😢😢🥲🥲

[avocadofics]

Sorry folks my tumbkr is still being weird I apologize

[oh-yeah-no]

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[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[baby-girl-aaron-dessner]

Art by: Henry James Garrett

[monsieurenjlolras]

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

[eruditetyro]

good morning let’s hear it for Mildly Cool Outside a round of applause for Mildly Cool Outside

[regina-cordium]

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

[w1lmuttart]

The lake town

[epoxyconfetti]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

@magitekconveyor

[copepods]

crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this