#is this anything

[lettucefather]

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[blobfishpip]

*while making out* so, you think it was a singular giant frog or multiple frogs?

[lilaccatholic]

Girls do not get to nap enough anymore. This is because of woke.

[mamawasatesttube]

no you know what? fuck you *untims your kons*

[kittygamesda]

Stop saving The Princess! I'm tired of seeing her! Voice of the Smitten wants her free, on Voice of the Broken wants her free! I was in a cabin, right? And all of the voices just say free her. I gave you a perfectly pristine blade and said "Hey, babe, when the Princess is sus!" Haha, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, ding-ding-ding! I fucking looked at a her chained to the wall and I said, "That's a bit sussy!" And the Smitten looked at me dead in the eyes and said "Slaying the Princess? More like Laying the Princess!" Aaaaaaargh!

[therearenolimitsonthehams]

“we have ‘sturdy, denim, blue’ at home”

“sturdy, denim, blue” at home: liar, frumpy, wrong

[vodka-bot]

She Pol's on my Nareff till i Jean-Pierre

[cowboylikewren]

i can’t believe that it’s finally you and me and me and you, just us, and your friend

barkbark von barkenstein.

[siltslut]

giving mr bonzo “head” and by “head” haha well lets just s

[quietsamurai98]

taking a deep breath in through his nose and out through his mouth

call that man sniffrin

[marbleluvrofliberty]

passenger princess enjolras pillow princess grantaire send post

[hold-my-dr-pepper]

"omg i need to kiss them right now" "i want a bf/gf/partner soooo bad" uhh are yall okay over there?? smudhing lips together sounds extremely gross how is this a thing people enjoy

[oneofathousentdumbasses]

though it was serious business, it was disguised as jest, 'in your clothes,your highness whats that in your chest" the king dispelled with pity, The lies of those that wanted war "this is but a titty" said the wise king "and nothing more"

[the-flame-is-gone]

priestpilled pimpmaxxer

[not-spiders]

here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men