Isaac: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.
Scott: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.
Isaac: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.
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Derek introducing Isaac, Erica and Boyd to Stiles
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Derek: Did you have a good day?
Isaac: Yes.
Stiles: No.
Isaac, to Stiles: Shut up.
Derek: So, you had a good day?
Isaac: Yes.
Stiles: No.
Isaac, to Stiles: Shut up!
Derek, to Isaac: You were meant to make sure he got some sleep.
Isaac: I made sure he got some sleep.
Stiles: He knocked me unconscious.
Isaac: It’s the same thing!
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Stiles: it’s so cute when derek
Isaac:
Stiles:
Isaac: when Derek…?
Stiles: yes.
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Derek: He's it for me. Stiles is it. But I can't pursue him, I just can't. He deserves better than me.
Isaac: So what are you going to do?
Derek: Imagine bumping into him on the street in five years, with a husband? And Stiles tells me he's a sculptor, and they live in New England now?
Isaac: We'd have to kill that guy.
Derek: Yeah, and we'd get caught, I'd get the electric chair.
Isaac: And I go to prison as your accomplice. And I'd have to wear that really heavy denim, or that bright orange, and that would really wash me out, you know, I'm pale enough already. And I'd go to the cafeteria line, with the guy who slops those mashed potatoes onto your plate. Go to the bathroom, in front of hundreds of people.
Isaac: Derek, you gotta talk to Stiles!
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Derek: if you were arrested what would the charges be?
Isaac: Theft
Jackson: disturbing the peace
Erica: aggravated assault
Jordan: Arson.
Peter: Murder
Stiles: all of the above in that order.
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