#it’s for pizzazz :)

[pizzazz-party]

based solely on chaos’ design floating around on the internet, i have a theory.

that’s maegara’s body. chaos is literally possessing maegara’s body. (that is maegara’s one bat wing.)

that is chaos’ old design being held in maegara’s hand. it’d be one thing if it looked more like, i don’t know, a snakeskin? like something chaos had naturally shed and sloughed off? but instead it looks like someone (probably chronos) ripped out chaos’ head and spinal cord in battle. and i think that makes sense, that the two of them would have squared off. chaos is not like the fates. they loved nyx, they would have left their realm and fought for nyx directly.

the living fetus trailing out of the head’s mouth tells me this kind of injury is something chaos can naturally, eventually, regenerate from. but in the meanwhile, recovery on their own means being vulnerable. a primordial entity in the shape of a fetus is still a fetus. in the meantime, chaos would need a new body, a temporary vessel they’d be capable of defending themself with.

the only question is if maegara volunteered for this.

but i think she might have.

if this still sounds bonkers, consider it doylistically. chaos’ original design was unique and striking. do you honestly think supergiant would just throw away an excellent character design like that for nothing? for no story related reasons at all?

so my prediction is this: one of melinoe’s quests will involve helping restore (or speed up the restoration of) chaos’ body (which will then free maegara).

[just-some-normal-jessica]

woe. jon character lineup be upon ye

individual sillies under the cut

[zephyrine-gale]

old friend (?)

[asphaltwhims]

Spotted: Celebrity Influencer Penny Pizzazz getting cozy with Marcus Flex, The NBA’s most notorious heartbreaker🍷🔥

[welivefast-dieyoung]

Some of y'all trying to encourage empathy for these unethically wealthy people, who agreed to be bolted in to a metal tube, that was unapproved, unsafe and was controlled by a fucking off brand playstation controller from 2011 just for a cute lil death tourism trip is why we as a society will never be free.

They went to a part of the ocean that is so deep, more people have been to space than that far down. With a man who said safety shouldn't be a concern. Oceangate literally fired someone for saying that the window wasn't going to be able to withstand those depths. They'd lost another vessel before for 5 hours. Like plllsss the self preservation left the room. This whole situation is absurd.

Even this man's own stepson doesn't give a FUCK and you want me to? Nuh uh you have the wrong one I'm afraid😭😭

[shawsimmer]

checking in on my babiesss

[maplewhims]

the wardrobe of ˗ˏˋ penny pizzazz ´ˎ˗

ꕥ look one; top*, skirt*, bag, necklace, bracelet, heels

ꕥ look two; set*, glasses, bag, tights, bracelet(1)(2), flats*

ꕥ look three; sweater*, skirt, tights, earrings, scarf*, boots*

ꕥ look four; top*, shorts, hat, earrings, sneakers

*early access

thank you to the wonderful cc creators; @sentate @serenity-cc @plumbobsnfries @ophernelia @xplatinumxluxexsimsx @joliebean @rimings @luxysims

[bitsbug]

How's this feeling for a Starfall accent

[themintsimmer]

penny pizzazz

[armourofayda]

it really makes me so emotional that fig went to record a song to find herself again, because she realised she lost herself because she stopped making art, and she wrote dawn of justice, a song so amazing that its performance literally gave fig a domain. she literally got ownership of ankarna's old domain so that no one else could fuck with it. she thinks she isn't an artist, that she shouldn't be a bard, but she is, her art changes the world, her art gives her power

[annasiims]

Pizzazz ModelCo. 🤎

WIP 🚧: this is Penny’s modeling and marketing agency in San Myshuno, she’s finally ready to leave her agency and start her own. I can’t wait to show you guys the whole build!

[pizzazz-party]

happy pride to them specifically

[ceechalla]

Hairs by @daylifesims

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

joking aside, I love this site. I have learned so much from this site. I have received so much love and support from this site, and I hope to be here for years to come (especially now that we accidentally won Least Worst Social Media Platform, despite our very best efforts)

that being said, taking a break was really helpful for me mentally. it made me realize how much pressure I was putting on myself to keep people entertained so they would like me. I'm talking like, 'rereading & editing a single dumb shitpost a dozen times a day' levels of overthinking.

So yeah: I love it here, I plan to keep making people (and myself) laugh, but going forward I'm going to be putting less pressure on myself to be as entertaining/active as i used to aim for. Less "I choked on my gogurt" levels of humor, more "sensible chuckle." (sometimes I may even indulge in a joke that purposefully fails to resonate with the audience! it will be quite a mischievous little treat for me 🤭.)

anyways please be patient if my posts lack a certain pizzazz going forward. the pizzazz is out of stock. no there is none in the back room. the pizzazz is on back order ok. no I'm not paying for expedited shipping. our supplier is experiencing a shortage. pizzazz is a controlled substance, do you have no understanding of the paperwork involved? piss off with your piddling pizzazz

TLDR if you think my posts were mediocre before just u wait sweetheart you ain't seen nothing yet. (they are going to get worse. what I'm saying is they are going to get even more underwhelming. i feel good about this.)

[devilish-parrot]

thank you will wood and chris dunne for inventing homosexuality. this is your best achievememt to date. can not thannkksdfghjkl you enough. forever grateful

[bunnithechubs]

need a little pizzazz in your life?