#it’s funny bc my five is actually a great cook and is charge of the kitchen most days

[abeltownshipslittlebitch]

Five: I’m gonna make breakfast for my stunning husband.

[ten minutes later]

Peter: Who the fuck is burning down the kitchen?!

@dorkylittleweirdo

[bookworm-2692]

Rules: answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions.  I was tagged by @thecloudmeister ty my guy!!!!

1. coke or pepsi: tbh i prefer sprite but like when im with my family and there’s both coke and pepsi (my dad likes pepsi and everyone else likes coke), i just grab whichever is closest i can’t taste a difference

2. disney or dreamworks: i have no idea they’re both great. theyve both made some super great movies

3. coffee or tea: tea!

4. books or movies: books always 

5. windows or mac: mac. in primary school we had windows i could never figure out how to use them

6. dc or marvel: well ive seen zero dc movies and two marvel movie and read zero comics from either.........

7. x-box or playstation: ive never had/played either

8. dragon age or mass effect: ive never played either but i have watched a friend (annabel) play a bit at school sometimes......

9. night owl or early riser: i dont actually think im either anymore. i used to say early riser but even tho i wake early i dont get up for ages. definitely not night owl tho i get too tired

10. cards or chess: cards! i bring a double pack to school everyday. sometimes when i wont be available i give the cards to friend as a peace offering for my absence so they can continue playing without me. unfortunately at school we mostly play bullshit. i hate that game. ive managed to teach some friends the wonders of fan tan w two decks of cards luckily. i also really like five hundred but bc its complicated i dont get to play it often

11. chocolate or vanilla: you mean for icecream? chocolate

12. vans or converse: ive never had either

13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar: i dont know who any of these are

14. fluff or angst: fluff????

15. beach or forest: beach, but forests are also cool. i just live near a beach so

16. dogs or cats: hmm i love both???? whichever lets me pat it haha

17. clear skies or rain: i think clear skies but rain and storms are cool sometimes (except when im driving and four lanes has to merge to two w little notice bc bits of a tree flew off all over the road bc it was hit by lightning). idk

18. cooking or eating out: depends what food and whos cooking vs where the place is

19. spicy food or mild food: i like spicy food???? mild isnt bad tho??? but i dont know if what i consider spicy is considered spicy everywhere????

20. halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: christmas. we celebrate it every year (ie its an excuse to get the whole family round and i love my family). ive never really celebrated halloween bc its too american

21. would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: ok normally i say its better if its cooler outside bc you can put more clothes on/get warm but if its too hot you cant take off all your clothes (or it can be too hot despite having done that). but to ALWAYS feel a little hot or cold no matter what.... im not sure. if i lived somewhere super cold id say feel hot and vice versa... but bc of climate change its been a cold summer? but also sometimes hot. i have no idea

22. if you could have a superpower, what would it be: my friend (em) said that if you answered anything other than teleportation for this youre wrong. im not sure tho? shapeshifter is also cool bc then you can fly if you feel like it or w/e. idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

23. animation or live action: animation. animated kids movies are so good

24. paragon or renegade: i dont know what these are

25. baths or showers: im too tall i dont fit in the bath anymore so showers

26. team cap or team ironman: i have no idea??? at least theyre both marvel haha since i said ive seen two marvel movies (avengers and the sequel) but like i honestly dont know. it was nearly two years ago i saw them i dont really care

27. fantasy or sci-fi: ooooooo idk. i read so much fantasy when i was younger that i think i overdid myself but now i read more sci-fi????? but i love both theyre so good. i love reading

28. do you have three or four favourite quotes, if so what are they: no i dont. like i may hear a quote and think “thats cool” but like???? they clearly dont do much bc i dont remember any

29. youtube or netflix: i dont have netflix. so youtube. 

30. harry potter or percy jackson: the funny thing is i read harry potter when i was like 10-12 and i didnt read percy jackson until i was like 14? 15? and im pretty sure the target audience is supposed to be the other way round but oh well. im not sure. i love both. i think maybe percy jackson (well i really love the magnus chase series and im gonna assume “percy jackson” isnt specifically his series but all of the rick riordan ones)

31. when you feel accomplished: im not sure??? when i do well at school i guess??? or when people compliment me? especially when the scary old lady in charge of netball compliments me. shes super scary and doesnt give compliments to be nice so when she says youve done something well, you KNOW its true

32. star wars or star trek: star wars. never seen star trek

33. paperback books or hardback books: hardcover books are so fancy and cool? but paperback books are much easier to read and hold

34. to live in a world without literature or without music?: oh. oh. im gonna say music? bc although im listening to music rn and i love eurovision which is based on eurovision, sometimes i get bored of music? and having music on means i dont want to turn it off so i can read and i love reading? so i’d read more. i dont know what i would do without books tho. and if i read too much and got bored of that i could play cards or force myself to do homework but ive gotten bored of music more quickly than of books (bc i sometimes just sit there doing nothing while listening). so books

35. what’s one thing you hope to accomplish in life? im not sure. i hope i find a job in the future i enjoy so i look forward to work??? but right now i have no idea what that might be. i also hope to continue to stay friends with a bunch of my current friends. but accomplish??? maybe do well this year. that would be nice. it would be easier if i could force myself to study/do homework tho. i dont know what i want

36: what is your favourite place to be? i dont think i have a specific favourite place? maybe more of a situation. i love being with friends/family and having a good time, which means favourite places are places i often get to be with family or friends having a good time. idk

37: biggest pet peeve? i dont think i have one big general pet peeve? just oddly specific ones that only apply to specific people (you could ask me about specific people if you wanted to haha). i think maybe people not taking class time seriously and mucking around? as tho school doesnt matter? i know i kinda do that in english tho so i guess its not fair but like idk how to describe nvm

38: what kind of music do u listen to when youre sad and what kind when ur happy or is it the same: well i dont have specific playlists i just shuffle all my music? i dont often skip so i suppose its the same???? idk

39: whats the best thing about your best friend/a good friend

tagging (i know the rules say i need to tag like 38 people but no) (this is based on who is in my activity): @a-lostflower-inlove-with-eden @spacegothprincess @sparky-nobody @arindante @jazzythecatticus @invisiblesimmer @sisduke @tacticallycareless @zakounenharma @lostandcluttered-blog ok thats 10 people @ms-gobbledygoo @productiveunicorn @starelin2 @autisticvaswani @kanavitas @preusseme @telgeunge @justicetom21 @dimemetra @snigelsol thats 20 @studyandsoup @kappa776 @twicksterjackles @antiloquist @mafusesame ok 25 people has got to be enough i cant be bothered scrolling through my activity anymore but i could probably make it to 38 if i wanted to???? obviously you dont have to answer this if you dont want to

[paradisefovnd]

what is something everyone should know about your muses before interacting?

multimuse ask meme accepting

i told vicky to send this to me again bc i’m a dumb and didn’t understand it the first time

ruth balakov  - she is SUPER high energy. if you interact with ruth, expect her to be just short of bouncing off the walls. also, she’s super random, so don’t be surprised if she just rambles on and on about all kinds of random shit

samir chaudhry - this guy may seem immature, but he’s actually very thoughtful and considerate

tutankhamun “tut” mcmullen  - he’s emotional. look up “emo” and there will be a pic of tut. however, he’ll try and hide it if he thinks that his emotions will hurt the other person (well, that’s if he cares about them. if he doesn’t, then he’ll let it all out) 

jughead jones - he’s a little shit. he’s also not the dark and brooding jughead from riverdale. i cannot stress that enough. my jughead is asexual, loves burgers more than life, and doesn’t say shit that sounds like a young chuck palahniuk. instead, he’s more like roald dahl minus a dash of the whimsy

melody valentine - again, she is NOT riverdale based. that’s honestly the most important thing about her and jughead. my melody is sunshine in a person and sings everything she says with the occasional bit of cryptic wisdom

mark darcy - basically, he’s a modern mr. darcy. something to know about him and my portrayal is that i’m probably not going to write him with a lot of people. most of the muse i have for him is when i’m writing him against bridget, and i can’t really change that. he’s deeply in love with her, and ??

choi han-kyul - this kid is the grandson of the chairwoman of a company so like he’s hella rich, and he takes it for granted at first. but then, he’s put in charge of running a coffee shop, and he matures a lot through the process. however, he doesn’t lose his playfulness. he’s honestly one of my favorites, and if anyone ever wanted to write with him, i would be beyond happy. 

dr. noelle akopian - she’s a psychiatrist who’s done with ur shit

greg serrano - self-sabotaging but currently working on improving his life. in business school, used to be a bartender. recovering alcoholic. 

maya - she’s the most pure and pls don’t hurt her

valencia perez - used to be a yoga instructor, but is now an event coordinator. hella gay even tho the show doesn’t admit it. deserves to be appreciated. is working on improving her “mean girl” tendencies. the “mean girl” tendencies tho are partially bc she’s never really had female friends and she just...doesn’t know what to do? she’s actually an awkward bean, but her beauty prevents a lot of ppl from realizing it

johnny castle - soft. again, don’t hurt him. he’s a dance instructor at a resort, but he can work in a lot of different verses. you need a dancer? he’s there. he’s very serious about his craft, and is a genuine human being. he appreciates honesty. 

blair warner - she’s rich af and can be super conceited, but she knows how to have a good time and has a little bit of a devious streak. depending on the verse - is either in law school or a lawyer. intelligent altho ppl don’t expect it. 

jo polniaczek - looks tough, is a soft. don’t let her leather jacket and motorcycle fool you. jo polniaczek just wants a simple life and she wants people to be happy and respected. respect is big with her. 

emily gilmore - a socialite altho she prefers the term “philanthropist.” emily might seem “evil” to some people, but she has good intentions (in her mind). she only does things when she thinks they’re the “right” thing to do (at least, before the revival), but she also has a bit of a mischievous streak that’ll come along every now and then. her upbringing instilled certain lessons in her that she’s unlearning little by little. 

meredith quill - she loves classic rock, motown, her son, and the world. she’s one of those people who’s in love with life, and her enthusiasm is genuine. 

alice longbottom - she’s kind and altruistic. however, she’s not a pushover. my alice isn’t “soft” alice. she’s “u said something super ignorant and im gonna tell you why youre wrong” alice. gryffindor. 

arthur weasley - arthur wants to learn everything he can about the world around him. a bit of an absent-minded professor, even tho his mind is always turning. he just has so many thoughts happening all at once, he can tend to jump from subject to subject without connecting them sometimes. gryffindor (altho he was almost a ravenclaw)

victoire weasley - read this here

helga g. pataki - helga is someone who came from a bad situation and pretty much raised herself. most of her interactions will be after high school. my headcanon is that she finished school and got a scholarship to ivy league and after that, she went to law school at another ivy. she hopes to be the first female president one day. she’s aggressive, but deep down, she cares a lot. 

effie trinket - seems like an airhead, but effie is smarter than you think. she grew up in a society where certain things were expected so she fulfilled them. her upbringing was also extremely different in the sense that she was fed propaganda from a young age and never knew differently, but her experiences in district 12 (or other verse equivalents) have shown her that the world isn’t what she thought it was, and she’s learning what life actually is little by little 

katniss everdeen - i won’t write katniss a lot just bc it takes me into a place that’s harder to get out of, but my katniss is a sacrifice of her circumstances. she never wanted to be a revolutionary figure and never felt comfortable with her position in it even after the war was over. her “toughness” that people seem to see is just katniss trying to survive. survival is her driving aspect. 

jane villanueva - jane is a mama who is also an incredible writer whose first book is in the process of being published. she writes romance novels so essentially she’s just like us! she likes having a plan for everything, and her family is number ONE in her life

michael cordero a detective. is also a major nerd. thinks he could be a comedian, but he’s not actually that funny. like maybe if you have a certain sense of humor. he lives with a certain code of ethics, however, they might get bent at points if he thinks it’s for the best of the situation. 

rogelio de la vega - telenovela actor. if your character met him on the street, they might not know him if they haven’t watched telenovelas, but he will assume that they know who he is and that he’s famous. SUPER dramatic. don’t be alarmed.  

elle woods - amazing lawyer, loves the color pink, member of delta nu. in my version, i take pieces from the movie and musical. for my elle, vivienne was the one who told her to come back to the case (like in the musical), but at the end, elle doesn’t propose to emmett. instead, she and vivienne start dating and fall in love and get married 

ryan atwood - he came from not a great family, and then he got adopted by this uber rich fam in the oc (orange county, california). he’s navigating his new life, and grappling with who exactly he is and what his place is in the world. just know that he’s deeply loyal and cares a lot about people

pam beesly - receptionist at dunder-mifflin paper company. insecure, but is slowly coming out of her shell. is an artist and outlawed at chili’s. is a huge dork, but also adorable. 

fitzwilliam darcy - super rich bc he inherited everything from his parents after they died. they died when he was young, so he was thrust into responsibility at an early age which is part of why he is the way he is. seems stuck-up (and kind of is), but he just doesn’t care of societal expectations of friendliness even though he gets caught in what society expects when it pertains to manners, etc. is his sister’s guardian, and she means more to him than anything else in the world

jane bennet - pure, the sweetest. the oldest sister of five. in modern verses, i have her as a preschool teacher

queen clarisse renaldi - queen of genovia. a literal queen. tries to be diplomatic. expects people to do as she tells them bc she’s a queen. has dealt with some shit in her life - her husband died, her SON died. tries to stay optimistic. 

sabrina fairchild - suicide attempt tw: her father is a chauffeur for a super rich fam. suffered from depression. attempted suicide, but thankfully, was found before it was too late. after that, she was sent to paris and attended cooking school. fell in love with paris, and also healed. developed a love for life. became a fashion designer. 

capheus onyango - son of a local leader who was murdered when capehus was young. was raised by his mother who he loves more than this earth. spent awhile driving a bus called the “van damme.” is a sensate, meaning he is connected to seven other people. idealistic, kind, and too good for this world. 

princess fiona - i’ll mostly be playing her with a real life fc. she’s a princess, an actual princess, and her parents had her in a tower for years bc there was a spell on her that turned her into an ogre at night. so kinda like the swan princess but instead of a swan, she’s an ogre. black belt. enjoys burping. 

shrek - an ogre, however, if i keep him, ill be playing him mostly with a real life fc. isolated from a young age, had to take care of himself. is insecure because of how he looks and who he is. enjoys burping as well. has layers. 

charles brooks - in charge of a publishing company. divorced. has two daughters. is cautious when entering new relationships because of his position and his family. respectful. intelligent. is finally starting to live life in a way that aligns with what he likes. 

josh - tattoo artist. human golden retriever except more funky. is just trying to enjoy life while he can. definitely a millennial. spontaneous. knows how to have a good time. is super duper loyal and kind.