#it’s not FAIR!

[nainz7]

Kaz really just randomly dropped “I would come for you. And if I couldn't walk, I'd crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we'd fight our way out together-knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that's what we do. We never stop fighting” like that 😭

[nahoney22]

Fuck, I miss Tech

[dnpstardust]

How is he so pretty?

[trashogram]

I don’t just despise Stolas’s character because of his stans (I’m using stans instead of fans bc casual fans don’t need any side-eye thrown their way). His character literally *forces the writers’ hands — bc they focus on him so damn much — to flanderize everyone else so that Stolas comes out looking less terrible.

If you have to degrade the quality of nearly all the other characters to prop one character up, shame on you. How can you expect your audience not to hate your favorite? The whole world revolves around them.

It’s like I’m watching my parents cater to their favorite child with presents while I, the less favored sibling, have to try and enjoy my birthday cake all alone.

[nullneo]

THE TV HAS A DRAGON BALL CHANNEL BUT ITS ALL IN SPANISH

[story-book-sillies]

I’m so tired and I have to wake up eeeeeaarly tomorrow and I’m not happy about it humph

[dorokora]

[downydig]

One of my classmates keeps doing the same lesson plan over and over

She’s taught how to make scratch art like 6 times now in the past semester and a half

[federalchickensoup]

Calling the Oscar Slut League ( @liquorlaughslove + @sunshinexsin )!

Oscar Isaac, is Miguel O’Hara in Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse. He ain’t FAIR!

[thesouthernharlot]

Thinking about one night stand guy and how i was fully ready to ride his dick into the sunset but five strokes in he was finished 😔

[monsieurenjlolras]

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

[bumblebeebats]

Every time i purchase a moderately expensive item the Karl Marx on my shoulder is like "For shame... you purchase yet another pair of jeans when you have 5 already at home, you despicable commodity fetishist? In my time, a man with five outfits would consider himself blessed beyond measure, and yet you want for more, while there are children starving in the world??" to which the second Karl Marx on my other shoulder says "Objection! Those 5 pairs of jeans all wildly uncomfortable or have holes in the ass, due to the decline of clothing quality driven by the fast fashion industry, unfortunately making this purchase a necessity... Plus, by purchasing a slightly more expensive pair of jeans from an independent brand, seeking quality over 'brand recognition', they are deliberately trying to avoid engaging in conspicuous consumption!" to which the third Karl Marx clinging to my back like that beetle from Doctor Who says "Remember, my friend; the less you eat, drink, buy books, go to the theatre or to balls, or to the pub, and the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you will be able to save and the greater will become your treasure which neither moth nor rust will corrupt — your capital. Buy the jeans," to which I say "I don't know if any of you have actually read Karl Marx"

[the-forest-library]

“You should be at the club.” No, I should be at the scholastic book fair.

[vashti-lives]

I went to the county fair and there was a doll sized quilt show happening in the fiber arts hall?!

[pangur-and-grim]

I got too excited while playing chess and told my opponent that I was going to slit his throat and slaughter him like a hog. something to work on for next time

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was at a ren faire with my mom and I saw a belt with cool leather pouches on it for $3759 and I whispered to her, “You know, if it weren’t for the price tag I’d totally get that,” and she was like “Go for it! It’s only $3000! That’s nothing!” And I was like *surprised pikachu face*.