Why are gangbangs only for sex? Why can't I join in a group assassination if I want to?
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the crows' favorite holidays:
inej: ides of march
jesper: halloween
matthias: winter solstice
nina: waffle day (yes that's a thing)
wylan: mole day, but says pi day because not enough people know what that is
kaz: anniversary of george bush getting a shoe thrown at him
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the levels of dedication to caesar stabby day on tumblr is insane. last thing I found was an insane bitch posting a 50k julius caesar au fic for a fandom that doesn't need anymore pain
aaand that's me. i'm the insane bitch. and that's the fic
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HAPPY IDES OF MARCH TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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Vengeful Angel Billy with a Big Ass Divinely Blessed Sword for the specialest of special people @ihni!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! you are one of the most generous and supportive and CREATIVE people out there. you make the world a better place with your art and your presence!! and i am beyond happy to get to call you my friend!! Happy Birthday Moa!!!
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AU where William opened a restaurant, a normal diner with breakfast & no singing bears, until one day the local mechanic who’s known for being a bit eccentric shows up like hey ‘can my animatronic band play here?’ and William, completely sleep deprived and running on half a donut, absentmindedly says ‘sure’ and the next day lo and behold there they sit up on a little makeshift stage, and William is trying to remember how they got there but is still too tired to give a single solitary fuck and hey the customers seem to like them, so there they stay
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