crawling out of the 'university AU' dungeon, drenched in blood, to bring you all new shit
toshiro, laios, and namari, sitting in a circle and drinking beer:
namari: sooo how's things with that tall-man? the uh... I don't know how old he is. that one guy.
toshiro: kabru?
namari: yeah!
laios, slumping over: marcille says i'm in the talking stage with him. i don't even know what that is
namari, under her breath: you're going to marcille for love advice?
toshiro (he didn't hear her): I think a talking stage is a 'friendship'
laios:
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Bernard definitely "knows a guy"
idk what situation he would need a guy for, but i feel like it wouldn't really matter. His life is just such a collection of weird situations, and he always just happens to know a guy because of it
Did he meet them through some weird online conspiracy boards? Did he meet them through the cult? Did he just extrovert really close to the sun and get away with it? Has this exact situation just happened so many times that he just knows the person he needs at this point? Honestly, he doesn't even know anymore
You know what he DOES know? A guy
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can you imagine there’s been a reward of 700,000 yen for YEARS for whoever can guess what profession your weird coworker had before he joined this organisation and naturally you’re stumped bc this guy is capital S Strange he’s a fucking freak he could literally have done anything and then you do finally find out bc this chucklefuck goes ‘i was in the literal mafia 😋’ id be so mad
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Oh, I just died in your arms tonight~
Edit: it’s been about 2 days since I posted this and I did not realize I forgot to include the word “died” in the lyric caption I’m actually going to hurl (kidding but I’m screaming my head off rn)
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What an unbelievably disgusting display of wealth. The dystopian reality of the mega rich flaunting and galavanting for an evening while entire bloodlines get wiped out is astounding. Genuinely. This is the perfect example of eat the rich and late stage capitalism. And all your faves who went to the gala are complicit. Yes all. They’re ALL sellouts.
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every time I start thinking negatively about physically aging I remind myself of the time I asked my mom if she would dye her hair like other Asian moms commonly do when their hair starts going grey/white and she just looked and me was like (I'm paraphrasing but this was the general feeling) No. I earned these. I'm keeping them
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