#its EXTREMELY unlikely to happen cuz i dont even have the energy to get dressed most days but its my constitutional right to lie

[pocket-mobster]

it's funny, despite everything, i'd still go to a second dashcon even tho i have no idea what i'd do. like it could just be the world's largest AA meeting for other idiots who use this site where we all just sit on metal folding chairs and look at each other and i honestly wouldn't be disappointed. granted, it'd have to be nearby and not too expensive (plus no, uhh, surprise fundraisers), but otherwise the bar's on the floor. if anything, i'd be disappointed if it was too well-put-together.