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insomniaccoffeebean · 4 months

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LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GUY.

Look at his little unicorn!!!

I love it, he's compleatly fabulous 👌 👏 👍

#wade wilson #deadpool #this is kinda unrelated but if you like deadpool and fanfiction ill write for you for free #fanfiction #pleaee #for free #asks #i will write for you #im begging you #its a net gain #please #SEND ME ASKS IM BEGGING YOU #marvel mcu #mcu

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normalfem · 4 months

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I think I fucked up at work I might need to apply for some new jobs for real this time

#ill need to test the damage on momday but #i think i was too hasty to accept this offer..#essentially i had 4.5 months of my CURRENT contract left #which is. an okayish salary like i cant complain #but i interviewed for this other role (offers almost 10k more) and was offered the post #BUT its technically an agency role #and they did my new starters admin for it and everything but i have this niggling feeling that somethings not right about the process...#i accepted it just bc i want that 6month or something stopgap to gain some valuable experience AND make some schmoney #idk. im feeling uneasy about it so ill get some clarity on monday #the problem is. im fully NOT an employee anymore. so that lack of safety net is making me feel scared

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pending-trans-action-2 · 11 months

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"Uhh sweetie? Are you *sure* you're not intersex?" - My bf, when I finally let him play with my girlcock

#welp #girlies i think it might be official #hes in a medical field as well hes done training in that sort of thing #he kinda went dr mode and started listing things off to me which i admittedly didnt understand and cant remember #because it was mid sexytimes and i had just been choked #what do i even do about it tho #i have a round of blood tests in january to double check if i legit have a cis female hormone cycle #but ill have to do an MRI to really find out #its all stitches and scarring down there anyway #but uh yea #i might have to change my bio and yknow whole identity #BUT!#it was really fun! he taught me a lot of stuff cause yknow i hate my girlcock so refuse to really do anything with it so dont know anything #and uh i didnt know pleasure like that was possible #so net gain #and no ive never let anyone touch me down there before lol

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fearforthestorm · 2 months

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i dont like to block people from my sideblog bc even if i dont like someone its more important to me that everybody who wants to can interact with my posts about the live music archive. however. on main i can and will and in fact do block people for making stupid fucking posts!

#im still just fucking baffled that that person thought that was a funny alignment chart to make. ur not funny #l + ratio + i have a deep and profound understanding of things that you never will #like. u know that its genuinely a really good thing to engage w the idea of physical relationships on a level that -#neither glorifies nor demonizes them? u know its only a net gain for the world if we started just treating it like a Normal Thing #with all the complexity and mundanity that it truly has?#ANYWAY. why r ppl on tumblr so stupid #if u know the post im vaguing and couldnt tell already i think op is a fucking idiot and their jokes arent funny

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averageyaoienjoyer · 4 months

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there are a lot of things to like about charmes but the specific appeal to me is like. these two looked at the state of the underworld and was like "wow this sucks. lets secretly help our boss's son get our boss's ex-wife back. Also we're smuggling some contraband into the underworld as a side hustle"

#i think its fun that charon and hermes are underestimated #no one bothers to get to know charon that well bc hes impenetrable and scary #hermes is elusive and a bit of a chatterbox #and thats all they see. they are just ~professional associates as far as everyone knows #charon's driven by duty and hermes a bit flighty right?#WRONG they are planning. and scheming.#are they doing it for their duty or for their own gains?#well who cares! its a net positive for everyone involved!

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misspermitted · 8 months

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It has recently come to my attention that getting diagnosed a neurodiversity by a psychiatrist only helps the imposter syndrome if you have respect for psychiatry. Which I don’t.

#this feels like bullshit #it’s supposed to help #but seriously I’ve memorised the dsm-5 #I could fool a psychiatrist #autism #neurodiverse stuff #its the neurodivergency #neurodiversesquad #autism comedy #net 0 gained and $800 lost it turns out #so as a warning y’all

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skenpiel · 2 years

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i dont think any of you guys understand how excited i am about nuclear fusion. as soon as i walked through the door at school today my mentor rushed up to me and went “HAVE YOU HEARD???”. ive been reading various articles for hours now i called my sister at 3am to wake her up to make sure she knew…. ive been skipping and jumping around my house im so. excited. hhrhrhegge

#NUCLEAR FUSION!!!!! AT LONG LAST!!!!!! NET ENERGY GAIN!!!!!!!! HOOOGH!!!!!!!#LIKELY LESS THAN 5 DECADES BEFORE ITS COMMERCIALIZED!!!!!!

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sakebytheriver · 1 year

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If Universal and Warner Bros were smart about this, they'd make a Barbieland addition to their parks instead of trying to build a cinematic universe out of Mattel toys

#ignore me #barbie #barbieland #im just saying itd prolly make them and mattel more money in the longterm to make barbieland a real place parents can bring their kids #i feel like theyd prolly make bank on merch sales and tickets #barbieland roller coaster? barbieland ride thats a recreation of her car that takes you on a tour of the barbie neighborhood?#barbieland ride thats based on her dreamhouse that takes you on a longass tour of the set and props till you get to the pool slide?#itd prolly take a small fraction of the overall net gross this movie will make to create this park #and then the park itself will be a hotspot for years and years #i think the cinematic universe will prolly get them some short term gains but its gonna cost them more in the longrun #whereas this would be a sink hole at first before returning tons on the longterm investment

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moxymaxing · 1 year

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my funds for tiering tsukasas next event baghhh

#ITS NOT ENOUGH FOR THE RANK I WANT!!! but I have time to collect more.#like. 215 days or something #actually that’s a lot of time #still the downside is that it takes place during school. wghy #and he’s one of the most popular characters. fuck you tsukasa tenma #I’d only go for t1000 if I hadn’t read the story and felt. the horrors.#anyways. still pulling on the 2nd anniversary banner because of how worthwhile it is and since the update that comes then gives so many #crystals it’s a net gain in my book. also thinking how the event shop inflation #is going to happen soon #to my target audience of 2 (two) people. buy cover cards while you can. the price of them are about to skyrocket #talking.txt

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arabella377 · 1 year

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I'm going through it (<-binged lizzies last life series and joels empires season one in the span of two days)

#in my defense i was already on joel ep 8 but this last few hours #im just looking for fairy fort content and if empires is refenced then its just net gain for me #at this pace ill end up finally watching rens pov of literally anything and I'll be worse. in general #that or i actually finish an animatic. for the first time ever.#im so unwell that for the first time in a while i actually drew something: it was last life lizzie and the file is so hd tumblr cant handle #im going thro it i should go to bed but alas im going thro it

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insomniaccoffeebean · 5 months

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I love this panel so fucking much, I can't even

#deadpool #wade wilson #marvel #mcu #this is kinda unrelated but if you like deadpool and fanfiction ill write for you for free #my asks are open #its a net gain #PLEASE GIVE ME ASKS

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rainsnires · 2 years

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what aesthetic is getting paid to cry in a panda express bathroom

#like on one hand i am crying but on the other hand these tears are sponsored by doordash #which is so funny it kind of overrides the tears #so its basically a net gain #rain rambles

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realpokemon · 10 months

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we should criminalize ace trainers battling with their rhyperiors on the fucking I-40 when i'm trying to get to work on time. there is a goddamn BLISSEY on the road

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dear jirachi please send me 1,000,000,000p ^_^ (brink of tears)

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GUYS GUYS THIS POST WAS A JOKE

I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY MOM AND SAHHLJBGF[L;DLKJLFGDI SHE SENT ME A FREE SUPER POTION

THIS POST WORKS

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i just saw another Youngster throwing a pokéball into the water and it completely missed and he didn't even bother to scoop up the broken pieces. i'm so fucking disappointed with this generation see this is why lapras are so endangered because they keep fuckin Literally Choking On Net Balls that you don't bother to clean up. this is one of the most bueatiful shores in the world and there are only 40 lapras left IN EXISTENCE and one washed up just last week please please please STOP SURFING and STOP BATTLING on the ocean

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THIS!!!!! ^^^^ SIGNAL BEAM

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if you dont rb this post lets just say we're making eye contact

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Wait what is op talking about? Lapras officially stopped being endangered back in 2016 and are actually an overeffective predator that are driving gastrodon populations almost to extinction in some parts of alola. This is actually just blatant misinformation? I guess??

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I gained a net 0 amount of information from this post 😭

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"this is my beautiful baby his name is #00FF0E"

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can we please normalize battling people without making eye contact. "oh oh oh its polite to warn people before you battle them!!!!" L + ratio + skill issue + never let em know your next move + dragonite use hyper beam

#pokemon #unreality #pkmn irl #fake post #pokeblr #rotomblr

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irojewne · 4 months

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having a friendship blow up when they got me into media and now im just stuck w a hyperfixation on the worst show in existence

#sizzling it up #net loss here tbh . cant say i gained anytbing when i gained hazb-in and hell-uva bullshit.#i hate it here ! its all bad ! its written poorly ! its like a shell of a good concept stuffed w dollar store dildoes #but i di love tearing it apart. and theyre fun to shove together like dolls.#been so bad that ive Split hh + hb alters man . head in hands

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google-searchhistory-official · 5 months

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just because a few gimmickverse accounts follow me and i like their posts tumblr, that does not mean replace all of my "based on your likes" posts with them.

#but if you keep doing so then i guess its a net gain for my followers who are here for the shitposts i make that only get 3 notes at most

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foxgirltail · 8 months

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Palworld is bad for involving a slavery mechanic, just like undertale is bad for having a genocide route, disco elysium is bad for letting you be fascist, Stellaris is bad for letting you harvest people's organs, etc

#also the idea that the game rewards you for partaking in it? you are uninformed or lying #the 'rewards' you get for catching mercenaries are nearly identical to the rewards for beating them #(same with all other catchable entities in the game)#+ mercs can do exactly 1 thing in the base that a lot of pals can already do and pals can typically do more than 1 thing #+ of the ways to get rid of pals the 'rewards' for permanently getting rid of mercs barely cover the cost for getting back the resources #needed to craft a palsphere in the first place. its net zero gain to catch a merc vs fight one normally

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