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paranoia-art · 6 months

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Why did the whole fandom just randomly agree on how Alastor and his mother looks like in human form. Did Vivzipop even confirm his appearance???? DO WE ALL REALLY SHARE THE SAME BRAINCELL?????

Ain't no way everyone imagines Alastors human form the same. Yet here we are.

#Everyone here shares 1 braincell #I know damn right i dont even own a spec of it #I wonder who most of the braincell goes to.#one braincell #hazbin hotel #its probably your mom #alastor human #alastors mom #alastor #Now im cravimg Jambalayas.#I want a braincell

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puppyeared · 1 year

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Lmk themed training chopsticks :) hire me Lego

Thank u @ritz-writes for help designing the monkey king and tang chopsticks!

#this isn’t all of them but i just picked which ones I liked the most lol #Cher suggested making macaques have the lantern cause I originally had it shaped like macaques logo #mei and LBD was probably the most fun for me to design #the circlet on wukongs bowl was partly for design and partly so the parts where the circlet curls acts as a chopstick rest #like where u put your chopsticks in the little dents on a noodle bowl yknow #I haven’t used my training chopsticks in fucking years so I had to keep redoing the hand poses. still dont know if its quite right #but when I was a kid my mom had to blow on my food while it was in my mouth bc I ate it while hot and didnt blow on it LOL #my art #myart #doodles #Lego Monkie kid #lmk #Monkie kid #lmk six eared macaque #lmk macaque #lmk monkey king #lmk sun wukong #lmk ne zha #lmk nezha #lmk xiaotian #lmk MK #lmk xiaojiao #lmk Mei #lmk golden cicada #lmk tang #lmk lady bone demon #lmk lbd

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mudpuddless · 2 months

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AU where Obi-wan is Can Drallig's illegitimate son except of course everyone knows and no one cares except for qui-gon of course.

based on this post by @twinterrors29

#Star Wars #cin drallig #obi wan kenobi #my art #id in alt #its important to me that Cin is like 2.10m and obi wan 1.80m still #yoda is so happy to have another grandchild #cin's age is unknown but the actors are just 12 years apart so im thinking obi wan was probably born when cin was still in his twenties #cin steals obi-wan and feemor from qui-gon #feemor is a guard or a librarian and cin adopts him #anakin is like. who's that guy and obi wan panics bc how do you explain to your sort of child that this is #the guy who brought you to the temple but also you share a blood type and home planet and when he was a child people would call cin his dad #but you can't exactly ASK the guy Are You My Father #so he just kind of skirts around the topic for twentyfive years #cin. to anakin: Im his father but dont tell anyone?#obi wan: ...at least now that is answered #anakin: why is your dad allowed to live here but my mom has to be a slave?#obi & cin plus every jedi in the vicinity: EXCUSE ME #anakin: yeah qui-gon said-#cin: what's with qui-gon jinn hurting my kids??#feemor and obi-wan. : Your Kids??#anakin: grandpa!!!!#cin: now I know why yoda wasn't mad when I showed up with obi at 27 yrs old this kid is adorable

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way-too-obsessed-gamer · 14 days

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So.. the Krew are going to get their "hearts desire" at the end or near the end of the campaign. What do you think they'll get?

#i genuinely dont know #i mean for some of them theres things that are like 'i can see you want something but i feel ypu could get that on your own'#maybe gricko would wanna be able to go home and visit his mom #or give his mom a better life?#or maybe something to do with rescuing animals #frost??????? i dont know????#maybe also his parents??? maybe some weird secrets of the universe #kremy could easily be 'i want riches' but it probably more complex than that #'i want a good life' maybe #torbek ummmmm???#clearly a paper towel roll #Gideon is straight up a mystery to me #also this is not an invitation to tell me a wilds beyond the witchlight spoiler i dont wanna know if its not a real thing #anyway thoughts #ouaw #once upon a witchlight #legends of avantris #kremy lecroux #torbek #gideon coal #gricko grimgrin #morning frost #text #ouaw spoilers #technically i guess

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lilaccatholic · 11 months

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Physically I'm here but mentally I'm clawing the eyes out of everyone who talks crap about their children on the internet and posts them in their most vulnerable moments for clout

#i just saw a video of a like eleven or twelve year old girl approach her mom's car when she got home from work and without even saying hello #to her kid she yelled at her to go inside so she could talk to her husband first and then shouted at the kid when she said her dad put her #through hell that day. is she probably overreacting bc shes a kid and she doesnt have get emotional regulation yet? absolutely. but also?#as the kid who knew that if i didnt get to my mom with my side of things first that my dad would twist things to make himself look like the #victim in a situation i promise you that baby girl isnt feeling heard and that would be sucky but normal on its own. the type of thing #families work through together yknow? but to post that on the internet??? to be recording when you come home knoeing there are problems in #your house and wanting to put online forever a moment in time where there are really strained relationships among members of your family??#especially when it's the relationship btwn your husband and your child??? nope. im sorry. uh uh.#that kid deserves better than that. your husband deserves better than that. everyone deserves better than to have their really vulnerable #moments shared on the internet with strangers #like. i think about how i felt as a kid when i found out my parents had told a relative something i considered private. how embarrassed and #betrayed i felt. the thought that EVERYONE would see that instead of just my dad's relatives or w/e?#bby girl im incandescent with rage #anyway #lilac rambles

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way2gosuperrstarr · 1 month

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watch my body disintegrate into a pile of ash like a cartoon character who just got struck by a lightning bolt (JOINT PAIN JOINT PAIN JOINT PAIN JOINT PAIN) (just got off work)

#salmon jibberish #god you horribly wipe out on your bike and injure yourself ONE TIME in middle school and suddenly youre inflicted with lifelong knee/joint a #d leg pain 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄#worm lore drop 🔥🔥🔥#can you really call it lore its nothing crazy #i was riding my bike w my friend and their mom and we were on a steep hill and i got scared and braked and flew off my bike and down #the hill #i got to miss like i think a week or two of gym because the scab on my knee was so big i literally couldnt bend it #it'd melt off every time i took a shower too #<- that was probably kinda gross sorry #scabs on both my knees #one was bigger and made my knee unable to bend #and one on the palm of one of my hands that made me unable to bend my thumb #we didnt go to the doctor or anything for it i just didnt do anything for like a week lol #afterward one of my other friends said my knees look weird 💀#<- not mad abt that i just think its funny #me when i yap in the tags #sorry gang #and of course i got myself a job that requires genuinely running around all day #my legs have given out twice at work and thats what finally pushed me to get a knee brace #just one for now bcs . expensive . i just gotta guess which leg o think is gonna give me the most trouble that day #idk i just tend to deny myself help . i dont think i deserve it . i really only got pushed for this bcs i didnt want to get obliterated by a #dog at work if my knee gave out 1) while walking a dog or 2) while in the daycare in a crowd of dogs #idk i dont like making my own life easier i dont think i deserve it . i dont think im suffering enough to need help but yk #ANYWAY #good news is we have ROTISSERIE CHICKEN FIR DINNER LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO #IM GONNA DRAW NOW 💥💥🔥🔥🔥

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acequeenking · 8 months

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Fandom: Tekken

Relationship: Kazama Jun/Mishima Kazuya

Rating: Explicit (this one has sexy times so not for kiddos)

THIS IS POST TEKKEN 8. BIG TEKKEN 8 SPOILERS. DON'T READ IT WITHOUT FINISHING THE GAME UNLESS YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT SPOILERS.

Additional Tags: Reunion, Reunion sex, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Awkward Conversations About Not-So-Accidentally Trying to Murder Your Son and Actually Murdering Your Dad and Kind of Accidentally Abandoning Your Unknown Baby-Mama, Forgiveness, Getting Back Together, Dealing with the mental fallout of Tekken 2 to Tekken 8, which for both of them is...a lot, but they're getting there

"I am not the man you want me to be," Kazuya admits. "But that does not mean the man I am does not love you."

"...Still?" Jun asks, the word the only thing that can quite get out of her throat.

#tekken #jun kazama #kazuya mishima #kazjun #kazujun #kazjun week 2024 #kazujunweek2024 #yes this is SO GOD DAMN LATE #But it took on a life of its own and it's 16K so #;_; I throw myself on the mercy of the Kaz/Jun shipping court #this is the last prompt so now I gotta finish the others I started lol #There will probably be a sequel to this with Jin's perspective at some point because I am mentally ill for the Mishimas atm #because I imagine it would be so fucking weird to seeing your dad and mom get together after all...that #my favorite part of this fic is the repetitive aspect where they mirror one another a lot #....and tbh Kaz going GET USED TO YELLING MY NAME WOMAN which I think is the most in character thing I've ever written for him #this man is a service dom and a terror #I tried to write more realistic sex scene for them here and that was also quite fun!

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transxfiles · 4 months

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the reason i have never watched falsettos in my own home was because i subconsciously knew that it would explode my dad's mind.

#my dad's bi and also a good person and marvin falsettos is . well first of all he's gay. and second of all. he;s Not a good person #and obv its more nuanced than that but yeah.#but ig the point is i think if my dad saw falsettos all the way through he'd be like WAIT. you can just do that?? do gay shit with #your close male friend??? for real????#and he's bi so he'd probably stick with my mom. b ut BOY would he consider it.#god forbid he saw the boys in the band. then it might be joever.#cricket.chatterbox #purposefully gatekeeping masterpieces of queer theatre from my bisexual father #to avoid causing him an unnecessary sexuality crisis at the age of 55 #at this point. he can just be happy not knowing i think.#bi dad saga

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the-meme-monarch · 4 months

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biggest complaint about you is your not a big enough hater about kralsei. Get rageful with it. Make a whole rant about how gross it is in canon. Let the rage take over

oh it takes everything i have to not say swears about it like every day trust me. i am kra/lsei number 1 biggest hater

#and number 1 biggest poly scc hater evidently (looks out on the sea of users who’ve blocked me/that I’ve blocked)#i hope I’m not in their thoughts bc they’re not in mine HDNDNNSNJ #that one I’ve just been louder about bc they’re my By Far favorite characters #but honestly I’m a lot more vindicated when it comes to My Hate Of K/ralsei #but anyway yeah its fucking weird even with what we see in canon. kris is uncomfortable around ralsei. they don’t want him to hug them aft #after the spam neo fight. ralsei tea heals them the least out of their friends. ralsei is +60 noelle is +70 susie is +120 #noelle saying ‘hey that guy looks like asriel’ susie saying ‘he kinda looks like your mom’ (bc she’s never seen asriel)#kris probably looks at him and sees their brother But Not Quite.#AND I SWEAR TO FUCKIMB GOD. ‘whuh buh but kris clearly isn’t biological related! and then ralsei clearly isn’t Actually related to the dree #to the dreemurrs’ SHUT THE FUCK UP ! shut the entire fuck up ! even so. you don’t know shit actually !#look me in the fucking face and acknowledge. 1 adopted families are real families. don’t fucking start w that shit #2 if you look at someone who looks like your fucking Brother and go ‘would.’ there’s no saving you actually #kr/alsei likers are fucking weirdos you can take that one to the bank #not even getting into All the art I’ve seen of ‘kris Doesnr like ralsei but ralsei likes them and the player wants them together and ral #and ralsie is Using this to his advantage to Be in that relationship even though Kris Doesn’t Like It. fucking nasty.#the monarch’s court #stops pacing. smooths my hair. ok I’m normal again

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isa-ah · 3 months

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crick is a few years older than isaiah... what if he had very faint i was a little boy memories of isaiahs mom before she died oxo

#thinking sooo hard about it #really a blind leading the blind moment #they get along well honestly. crick enables isaiahs sadboy side where he just wants to mope about bad stuff in his life #and isaiah enables crick to actually get it out of his system because hes very active (destructive) about negative expression #isaiah isnt a crier hes a breaker. crick is a sogggggggggy drinker who just cries all day abt it #so theyre very cathartic left to their own devices #i think crick being like thank god my mom drove my dad off. hed probably be like your dad if he was still around #and isaiah goes i wish my mom was around to do that... and getting soggy about not having ever gotten to know her #so crick dredges up the faintst foggiest memories of knowing her before she died and isaiahs RAPT just RAPT #and it makes crick cry bc hes SUCH a mamas boy the idea of losting cathy like that makes him blubber #so they just blubber about it together #thats their whole dynamic LOL #its why they only ever let themselves be alone 1ce and they went on a wholeass sadboy road trip about it #then did NOT stay in touch after #bc its not. a very healthy friendship all things considered #its really great when hunter first leaves tho bc crick is the ONLY person who gets it. what isaiahs feeling #bc he and hunter werent together but he LOOOOVED him and crick had the same thing happen w d.alex when he left for college #and never ever came back. ever. he left for good the moment he got a foot out #ofc that comes around to isaiah and hunter absolutely end up together and crick and d.alex Do Not. dave never felt that way abt him so #but its for the best #cricks husband is VERY good for him. gideon is no nonsense and doesnt have time for moping #he whips crick into shape as his lil househusband instead LOL

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elliebell77 · 6 months

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you caught him with his glasses off

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bacchuschucklefuck · 5 months

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assorted thoughts 1/when sklonda mentioned getting drinks with sandra lynn now and then I straight up cheered I was so scared for her social life being so overworked 2/straight up have no judgement on the whole ratgrinder situation on account of being a whole grown man. Im not getting into beef with fictional teenagers let them sort that out among themselves 3/sprak levefre

#not art #my oldest daughter with a grown sibling ass going I hope sklonda makes time to chill #she should be at the club. for free. they should pay her to be at the club #honestly its kind of a thing with riz too but thats more like. ok the thing is riz just fr loves mysteries #so tbh its more like if u yknow. love drawing and u draw for fun #and now u also draw for job. like I feel like thats the thing thats going on with riz #dude who playtests as a job and then goes home and plays more games. but with mysteries #but with sklonda it really feels like. its something shes Good at bc shes diligent and careful and has a moral spine #rather than something she actively enjoys. like her job is solidly her Job #so she immediately hits that alarm trigger in my brain seeing moms going about like #!!!⚠️⚠️STOP⚠️⚠️!! DO YOU HAVE A HOBBY ARE YOU CULTIVATING YOUR SOCIAL LIFE #and with her it fucking Got me too bc she just! doesnt seem to have the time to build that for herself #and the fact that she (Like Riz) is Living While Goblin in elmville and the isolation that probably entailed #like the empty nesting down the line would hit her like a baseball bat it would be Brutal #so genuinely knowing that she is casually hanging out with sandra lynn (and probably other parents in the group as well)#thats a whole piece of anxiety off my mind watching this show lmao. moms!#anyways sprak lefevre my beloved. actually I retract my vow of neutrality sprak's party better really like him and treat him right #or else.#he is prrrrrobably an artificer but personally itd be so funny if he isnt. what if hes a bard

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pickled-flowers · 6 months

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Saw some of the grossest parenting today in the bus

#this dad was on his phone the whole bus ride ok #and his two kids were screaming arguing #at most he would periodically tell them to lower their voice while still on his phone #one time he told them to stop the one sitting next to him hit him 😭 and he went back to look at his phone with no reaction #my guy something is seriously wrong with you #your kids are screaming at each other doesn't even matter all that much that we are in the bus rn #theyre not just being loud kids you need to do smt!!!!!! its too early for this!!! i could hear them even with my noise cancelling headphone #anyways #ive never seen smt like this #and i work in a mall i see lots of parents and kids #idk smt really disgusting about a parent just not even interested in engaging with their kids #dude no wonder they're loud they probably want ur attention #also this one lady once who came in wjth a big stroller #and the store where i work has little moving rooms between the aisle so this woman decided TO LEAVE THE STROLLER WITH A KID INSIDE AT THE #FRONT OF THE STORE #the kids started crying and his hrother (toddler not in the stroller but not following the mom for some reason) started exploring and i #i had to watch them until the mom came back but like the woman just left them there???#i just stepped in but what if i hadnt??? lady?????????#i see lots of cute interactions of course #like this little girl who came with who i think is her grandpa and he asked me to help her chose her next manga read 😭💖#i basically work in a book/toy store #theres a lot of candy as well the kids love it #idk i like seeing kids being happy ok it is healing #like all the kids sitting on the floors deep in their books while the parents shop 😭😭😭 makes me smile every time top tier behavior

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o-kye · 3 months

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me because im about to spend the entire day with someones family and i have no idea what name they call me

#probably my deadname #because my friend called me that for a while #and also doesnt think im trans last i checked #and im sure my mom deadnamed me to her mom #However #i know friend has had trans friend before and parents met them #So #Well im hoping its kye anyway #Your sexy man

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omtai · 3 months

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By God i have got to move out of this house!

#me: h-#my mom: did you know you have no job? and also you have acne. you know i have a cousin who’s 40 and her face is exactly like yours.#you’ll probably have acne when you’re 40 like her too. and by the way you should go on a diet because you’re not the exact same weight #as you were when you were 14.#By the way you have no job and acne and you should lose weight. Don’t walk away when im talking to you #FUCK OFF GIRL ITS 2AM!!!!!!!#GOODNIGHT!!!!#there is no type of hater quite like a mother…

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shatterdome-underscore · 1 year

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Nows as good a time as any to share my favorite personal headcanon that in the original timeline before Ron was in the picture Nick thought it would be rad to set up Glenn and Samantha after they met at a school-based grief counselling thing for kids who lost a parent because she was nice and asked Nick how he was feeling and then Terry did absolutely everything in his power to make sure their parents were never even in the same room again because absolutely fucking not

#they both tried to recruit grant and the twins to their cause. never worked out well #Glenn absolutely never went to grief counselling but imagine for a moment that he and nick went to a thing for kids who lost a parent #and then hey isnt that your friend from soccer and wow his mom is smokin hot #there would be so much hijinks. Nick thinks everyone thinks it would be rad. terry is very early terry about it #tbh terry was probably on his way with the twins to burn down Glenn's tourbus when suddenly his mom was bringing ron around #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads spoilers #not really but whatever #terry stampler #dndads terry jr #nick close #just sticking to that name for now bc its original timeline nick #samantha stampler #ron stampler #dndads glenn close #glenn close dndads #nick is very possessive of his dad but also consider: he was very lonely samantha is a therapist and he has traumatized kid logic #he probably didnt even realize she was meeting unmet emotional needs he probably just thought she was cool and the logical next step #is her marrying his dad. bc his dad is cool #and shes cool. and cool people get married #meanwhile we all know how terry felt about anyone ''''trying to replace his dad'''''“ or anything like that #god i love nick and terry so much (i am traumatized by losing a parent relatively young) i wish they got more screentime in s1 #in my head they were same trauma besties who were somehow each others biggest critics and best allies

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